All right, I sent Neil Patrick Harris to Target
to pick up some Bubly.
We have set up hidden cameras.
Neil is wearing an earpiece.
I didn't want to make it easy on him, so I put him in a cast.
If you can hear me, stomp your foot three times.
[FOOT STOMPING]
That's great.
Start heading your cart to the Bubly.
Oh, I love me some Bubly.
I love me some Bubly.
Oh, I love me some Bubly.
I love me some Bubly.
I drink Bubly for me.
I drink Bubly for you.
I drink Bubly for me.
I drink Bubly for you.
I drink Bubly in my shoe.
I drink Bubly in my shoes.
Ask that woman-- the older woman-- if she can help you.
Can you help me?
Excuse me.
Can somebody help me?
Just-- just take a second.
What can do for you?
Just take a second.
As you can see, I hurt my arm.
I can see you're a little suspended there.
What did you do?
You probably recognize me from TV.
I do.
I'm NPH.
Here's the situation.
I'm having a party.
I'd like you to come.
And I'd like you to come.
If you want.
Really?
If you want.
Somebody told me to get some bubbly
and this is bubbly, right?
Somebody told me to get some bubbly.
This is bubbly, right?
Well, it depends on the bubbly.
That's the kind of bubbly I would drink,
but they might want alcohol.
Oh, well, let's taste this.
Let's taste it.
Let's open it.
I don't know.
Which one do you want to try?
Grapefruit?
Can you open that for me?
And then, just pour it in my-- just pour it in my mouth.
And just pour it in my mouth.
Absolutely.
Do you want me to pour it or do you want to do a little sip?
A sip.
Mm, that is bubbly.
Mm, that's bubbly.
I like it.
Do you like it?
I like Bubly.
NPH likes bubbles.
Do you?
I love it.
I'm going to tell you a funny story.
I love it.
I'm going to tell you a funny story.
This is so funny.
You're going to laugh.
You're going to laugh hard.
You just keep laughing so you can hardly tell the story.
Keep laughing.
This is just-- OK, this is so funny.
[LAUGHING]
This is so funny.
OK, this is--
You almost done?
I'm laughing.
This is so funny.
OK, keep laughing like you can hardly tell the story.
Is this recorded?
Oh my god, it's so funny.
This is so funny.
All right, so--
All right, all right so--
Celine Dion is sitting with one of her children.
Either Rene, or Eddy, or one of them.
Anyway--
You know what, you had to be there.
Start laughing.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, the pain.
Ow, the pain.
I was just thinking about it.
Ow, ow, the pain.
Ow, the pain.
Oh, my arm.
Ow, the pain.
Oh, my arm.
Let's try another Bubly.
All right, let's--
They have bottles of the lemon Bubly.
Yeah, like, open the whole box.
Why don't we open the whole box?
You're so nice that you stopped to do this.
You're a good guy.
All right, if you'll pour that in my mouth.
All right--
What is it-- what does it say on top?
Does it say something?
All right, just pour that in my mouth.
What does it say on top?
Does it say something?
It says, hiya.
Ha ha.
Start laughing again.
Ha ha ha.
Don't make me laugh.
Ow, ow, don't make me laugh.
Don't make me laugh.
Ow, ow.
All right, pour it in my mouth.
Are we pouring or are we sipping?
Pour, pour, pour, pour a lot.
More, more, more, more.
Pour, pour a lot.
More, more, more, come on.
All right, ready?
Uh huh, that's delicious.
Mm hmm.
Oh, daddy's thirsty.
That's delicious.
Isn't it?
Daddy is thirsty.
Daddy is.
I like the lemon.
Do you want to see a magic trick?
I would love to see magic trick.
OK, this is a good one.
Would you like to be on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show?"
Would you like to be on "the Ellen DeGeneres Show?"
Seriously?
Poof, here you are.
You're on it.
Poof, here you are.
You're on it.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, Ellen's been telling me what to say.
[INAUDIBLE]
There's cameras everywhere.
[INAUDIBLE]
Are you kidding me?
Hi, Ellen.
Yeah, hi.
[LAUGHTER]
Thanks, Neil.
That was fantastic.
I want all of you to try Bubly.
And there are eight natural flavors of sparkling water.
You're all going to get a $150 Target gift card.