We're here.
We're outside.
The birds are chirping.
Lot of aggressive parakeet noises.
Yeah.
And at some point there's a lake not far away
that these geese might fly over to
and they do a real honk job.
What?
(laughs) what the fuck.
They do a what? A honk job.
I don't know, it just came out.
It sounded so funny when I said it.
An HJ.
(laughs)
That's the new HJ.
A honk job!
(laughs)
I'm gonna explain to the listener
that Matt and Sona have been drinking.
What have you guys been drinking?
We're drinking the chilled chum.
Well, explain what's in it.
It's bourbon, pomegranate juice,
lemon and muddled strawberry.
Right.
So they did that. That's good.
And then they huffed gasoline out on the street.
Yeah.
We siphoned it out of our car.
I've not had as much.
I'm trying to keep an even keel
but you just broke yourself up with honk job.
(laughs)
It's pretty good.
You know what?
It holds up when I hear you say it,
it's still pretty good.
I like it.
(laughs)
Sona's way outta control.
Sona, are you gonna be okay?
'Cause your tolerance is way down
because you've had children.
So down.
And been breastfeeding
and you weren't drinking for a long time.
No, I wasn't.
For over a year, I wasn't drinking
and now I'll have this
and then it's like party time.
Let me know if you need a refresher
'cuz we've got my lovely wife and sister-in-law.
I need a refresher. You do?
I need a refresher.
Can we summon one of you guys to?
But you know what?
Maybe I should pace myself.
Up to you.
No, it's funnier if you don't.
It's too late.
There's nothing less amusing on a podcast
than someone pacing themselves.
(laughs)
People are invested right now.
Can I eat these strawberry bits?
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna try and keep this boat on course.
If I can.
Thank you, Amanda. Thanks Amanda!
Thank you very much, Amanda.
You're living the life.
Look at you here.
You're king of the podcast world.
Your beautiful wife is bringing you a kooky concoction
of your own devising,
and we're all huddled around this gorgeous fire,
courtesy of the good people at Solo Stove.
Now that's a fine machine.
I'll say that right there.
Yeah.
If I'm gonna build a fire outside, I wanna Solo Stove.
You know what?
I'm gonna stoke the fire,
put in a little loggy poo and I'm gonna give it a honk job.
(laughs)
That's where I was going.
(laughs)
I'm trapped here with these idiots.
Well, that doesn't doesn't matter.
Oh, thank you.
Oh my God, Amanda.
Thank you so much.
Are you good, Conesy?
I'm really good.
And it's Conan.
It's okay.
I'm your employer, you fucker.
You're like the guy who has dinner with his boss
and then humiliates himself.
Oh, that's funny!
You're gonna listen to this tomorrow,
and be like, Conesy?
And Amanda's gonna be saying, what were you doing?
You kept saying honk job.
Hey Conesy.
Today when I was like cleaning the backyard
and we had to kind of figure out
who was gonna watch Glenn at certain points.
And I was like, but the boss is coming over for dinner.
I used to love that.
I mean, I grew up watching sitcoms
like Bewitched in reruns.
Thank you.
And that was an old trope is the boss is coming over.
And everything's gonna be perfect.
And then of course the housewife always ruins everything.
And of course the boss or the new client
finds it delightful.
And says, I see what you're doing.
This is a new ad campaign.
I love it.
You're a genius, Stevens.
That's you, you're the boss.
You're Larry Tate.
I am Larry Tate.
I am the Larry Tate of late night.
I'm the Larry Tate of late night comics.
He's great.
Larry Tate was great.
Tell us more about Larry Tate?
Tell us what you liked about Larry Tate.
Larry Tate just had this like really great way
of commanding a scene.
He actually did.
She's doing a pretty good job of lying.
'Cause I know who Larry Tate is.
What did you like about his hair?
I liked that like natural highlights
that he had when he would just-
You mean like blonde?
Yeah, like he would have those natural blonde highlights.
'Cause he was from California originally.
I don't know if you knew about that.
No, I didn't know that, it's weird.
We should found out the actor who played Larry too.
You could probably look that up at some point.
I half know it. Sam.
Sam.
Okay, you're just outta control.
I can't do this.
No, Larry Tate was the guy who was Samantha's husband's,
Darrin Stephens.
The boss.
Do you two know any new people?
No. No.
I stopped learning new things in 1982.
Yeah.
When Oingo Boingo came out with their first hit
I said I'm good.
I'm gonna stick with everything up until now.
When Wilson Phillips dropped that first album,
I said I'm done.
I don't need anything more.
It can't get any better, first of all.
Oh, yours was you can't get any better,
but you're not an Oingo Boingo fan.
So hold on.
For one more day.
Things are gonna change.
Things are going your way.
Hold on for one more day.
I like the part where the drum goes (imitates drums)
I mean it wasn't rap.
It's a breakdown.
It was kind of a breakdown.
(imitates drums)
You guys are so cool.
(laughs)