- I hate this already, God. (laughs)
- No, no.
No! (laughs)
Oh! (laughs)
♪ (ambient arcade intro) ♪
- (FBE) Actually, this one's gonna be really fun because
it's going to be a Laugh Challenge.
- Oh no! (laughs)
- Oh my God, I'm so bad at these.
Not another one!
- Oh.
Okay.
- (Vince) Hi, it's Vince with slap my nuts.
We're gonna be in a great mood all day,
'cause you're gonna be slapping my nuts.
Now look, one slap, you're getting nuts.
Two slaps, home fries, in a second, and look at this,
but you add a mushroom, the more you do it...
- Who named that product?
- I hate this already, God. (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Oh...
- (Vince) Watch this, one slap, salad, I love nuts,
but once in a while, give them my nuts.
At least throw it on top of the pizza.
This thing, this tuna looks boring.
- Oh, it's called Slap Chop.
- (Vince) Boring nuts, look, here's a hard boiled egg.
- Oh my God, this is so hard.
- (Vince) What you can do, you can mix things together.
You add the ham.
- Wow.
- (Vince) You're gonna love my nuts, watch this.
- Oh my God. (buzzer rings)
- (Vince) It's so easy, one finger, if I could do it with one finger...
- (laughs) Yeah, I hate the internet.
- I liked the mad dog sound with the thing, grr, grr!
That was good.
- I wonder, who was watching this and thought, you know what?
I'm gonna make it about nuts instead.
- (woman) I want the telephone for the pancake pie!
- Pancake?
- (woman) The pancake pie! - What?
- (woman) Pancake pie! I want pancake pie!
- That's gotta be so frustrating, she's like you know what I'm saying.
- Who doesn't want pancake pie?
- (woman) Pancake, but no pancake!
- She can't say it? (laughs) Oh my God, I freakin' laughed.
(buzzer rings) Dang it.
- (woman) Because of you, [censored].
- Oh! - (man) Fix your lips, bro.
- (woman) Fix your [censored], bro.
(buzzer rings)
How many times I have to get with the (babbles) pancake pie!
- That language?
- (woman) Idiot. - Idiot.
(dog barks) (baby laughs)
- Aw, that's cute.
- It's adorable.
- Oh!
What kind of dog is that?
I've never seen that kind of dog before.
- That baby fears neither dog nor God. (laughs)
- Nope, not gonna crack.
- That is so adorable.
- I think that one was meant to make you smile,
more than laugh.
- That was the best one.
- (man) Tasting, what we do is take a small amount right off the top.
It doesn't take much. - What is this substance?
- (man) That's the warmest part, right here,
I'm gonna invert the spoon.
- Oh this is some (smacks lips).
- (man) Mmm, cover all 9,000 taste buds.
- He says oh, all 9,000 taste buds, okay, we get it.
- (man) Driving up that top milk. - Okay.
- (man) That cream.
- That was the funniest part of the video,
I don't think it's gonna get any more funny after, we're good.
- (man) Mmm, that's a 10.
(lips smacking)
- I don't think it's funny, I'm more just like weird,
why is he doing those noises and those mouth movements,
like, is that necessary?
- Okay, it's gonna be a good one, right here.
- Ooh, wait, does it just pick up the people?
- Uh oh.
- Okay, I'm smiling. (buzzer rings)
I'll tell you why though. Oh!
- Oh yikes. Bye bye.
- Oh my God, dang it!
(buzzer rings)
- I would not wanna be in their position.
- (man) He's not letting go. He's not letting go! (laughs)
- Oh, I feel the secondhand embarrassment.
(buzzer rings)
You know he's embarrassed.
- (man) Xander's still holding on!
- Whose Miller, whose half-drank Miller is sitting there?
- Oh my God.
- (narrator) Three of the hardest things for people to say.
I was wrong. - Yep.
- (narrator) I need help. - Yep.
- (narrator) And Worcestershire sauce. Worchest, Worchest...
- Worcestershire sauce.
- (narrator) Three of the hardest things for people to say.
I was wrong. - Mm-hmm.
- (narrator) I need help. - What's the third one?
- (narrator) And Worcestershire sauce. Worchest...
(buzzer rings)
- Worcestershire sauce, right? Worcestershire?
- (narrator) Worcestershire sauce. - Worcestershire sauce.
- Worcestershire sauce.
- (narrator) I was wrong, I need help, and Worcestershire sauce.
- Stop! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
Like that charcuterie board. (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- (man) Burning behind me is eight and a half tons
of heroine, opium, hashish and other narcotics.
(laughs) - Why is he laughing?
- He's breathing in the air.
- He's like getting high off of it?
- Is he getting? (gasps)
- How is he not getting,
does he think he's not gonna get wasted?
- (man) Burning behind me... (laughs)
- The thing behind me is eight million pounds. (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
Of drugs, with the accent.
- Yeah, we're good.
- Oh my God! (buzzer rings)
- (Walter) Wanna cook?
- Okay, he meant drugs though, right?
- (man) 2.35. - (man) 40 grams.
- It's like Binging with Babish.
- (man) We'll need a bigger knife. - Really smart.
- (man) These two liquids are what we call immiscible.
- I wonder what they're making.
- We're making pizza? - Oh, it's a pizza?
Looks good.
- Oh.
- (Gordon) Oh my God. Big disaster.
- I see where we're going.
- (Gordon) It was dripping in grease.
(Walter grunts)
- What?
- Okay, he just got really mad over the pizza.
- If I woulda got it, that's hilarious.
- (woman) I don't understand.
- (girl) Hi guys, we're doing the Jell-O straw challenge.
- Jell-O straw?
- The Jell-O straw?
Is that the one where they make like the hmm face?
- Is she gonna choke on it or something?
I don't wanna look.
- I haven't seen this.
- Oh...
- I didn't realize people still did stuff like this.
That's so cute.
(girl wretches)
- That wasn't even in her mouth enough for her to throw it up.
- Damn it. (laughs) God.
- I like her earrings.
- There's always that one friend in the friend group
that goes the extra mile.
- The mom's running in.
- That was good.
- I feel like I got some giggles in,
but I still feel like I did kind of good.
- Really crappy, like I was just... (laughs) See, I'm laughing right now.
Damn it! (buzzer rings)
I can't control myself!
- No, that was great,
that was some good stuff right there, man.
- Next time I'll get zero! Next time I'll get zero!
I promise you that!
(bell rings)
- I will say there were a couple more videos in this one
that were more difficult than some of my other ones,
some of the other ones have been, so,
so that's how I feel about that.
- Thanks to everyone for watching this Try Not To Laugh on REPLAY.
- Subscribe to REPLAY for new Laugh Challenges every week.
- Which videos got you to laugh? Let us know in the comments.
- It was the dog one, right? The dog one?
So funny.
- Thanks for watching, bye! - Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Bye!