Carly Shay and Nevel Papperman.
From tapenade kisses to evil schemes,
these two were destined to be rivals.
He showed me an X-Ray of his brain,
he tried to make me dance, and then he kissed me.
Whoa, he kissed you?
That jerk!
Here's the full story of how Nevel and Carly became enemies.
Let's start at the beginning,
when Carly meets Nevel for the first time.
Everything seemed to be going great
when she went over to his house for an interview.
You know, I was really impressed with your web show.
Thanks so much. That really means a lot.
I know.
However, things got a little messy
after Nevel tried to steal a kiss.
I stole a kiss upon your cheek,
and now another kiss I seek.
Seek some tapenade!
Spencer!
You shouldn't have done that, Carly Shay!
You'll rue this day! You'll rue it!
After the tapenade incident, he wrote a nasty review.
Get ready to rue.
You found Nevel's review?
Read it.
"iCarly, or as it should be called, iBoring."
- You see? - Boring?
Forcing Carly to take matters into her own hands.
Nevel Papperman,
did you write a bad review of this girl's web show
just because you were angry with her?
You told my mom on me?
Nevel?
Okay, yes, but only because she rubbed my face with tapenade.
Because you kissed me in a surprise attack!
[shushing]
You told me you thought girls were yucky.
That was last year.
I'm going through changes.
It wasn't long until Nevel messed
with iCarly.com once again by hacking into their stream.
[distorted voice] My identity is a secret.
[Nevel's mom] Nevel, come say goodbye, sweetie.
Mother, I'm busy!
Nevel?
Hello, Carly. Sam, Freddie.
You're the one messing up our web cast?
That's right. I've hacked your website.
I told you I'd get revenge.
No, you said I'd rue the day.
Same thing!
And this time he made sure that his mom
wasn't around to foil his plans.
I'm untouchable.
I control iCarly, and there's nary a thing
you can do to stop me.
Nary?
Let the ruing begin.
You feel it, Carly?
You feel the rue?
You feel it?!
But even though she may not have been around,
that didn't stop Carly
from finding a way to get back at him.
Let me down from here!
[laughing]
After you apologize to Carly.
I'm sorry, Carly!
[soldier] Now...
Call yourself a weenie.
[laughing]
I'm a weenie.
- He is a weenie. - Yeah.
Very weenie-ish.
It was apparent they were never going to get along.
However, after Carly wished for Spencer to be normal,
her relationship with Nevel took a turn.
In this alternate reality, these enemies
became boyfriend and girlfriend.
Mitch!
Wow, you say Mitch a lot.
Nevel Papperman is my boyfriend?!
Yeah.
Gross.
You can say that again.
Luckily, once Carly returned to the real world,
her and Nevel's rivalry was still going strong.
Well, bah, humbug.
A canceled credit card and a crazy fan
creates the perfect opportunity
for Nevel to take control of iCarly.com.
Hello, former iCarly fans, I'm Nevel Papperman.
Welcome to the new iCarly.com.
And now Carly and Sam are going to visit my underarms.
[laughing]
[imitating their voice] Ah! We can't breathe!
Too bad!
In order to save their website,
Carly must make the ultimate sacrifice
and kiss Nevel.
No.
First... this.
Wait. W-W-What are you...
Bye, Nevel.
Wee!
Ooh, that was a close one.
Wear this, Nevel!
But, what is she...
Oh, no...
[laughing]
After a viral video ruins Nevel's reputation,
Carly, Sam and Freddie celebrate with a karma party.
So, what's a karma party?
It's a special party where you celebrate
the failure and disappointments of your enemies.
And since Nevel is now the most hated kid in America,
we are going to celebrate.
Desperate to restore his image,
he turns to Carly and her friends for help.
Let's say you really do feel bad about what you did...
Why should we help you?
I know I don't deserve your help, but...
where else can I turn?
So what do you expect us to do?
Uh, first I'm hoping you'll be kind enough to untie me,
because I've lost all feeling in my hands and feet.
Reluctantly, they work together and have him apologize
live on iCarly.
I hate the way I yelled at that little girl.
I don't know why I acted like that,
but I know it was really, really wrong.
Nevel was so close to redemption,
but it wasn't long until he returned to his old ways.
Jerk!
- Can I buy you a smoothie? - No!
I have never seen such careless, stupid...
Hey, Nevel...
Oh, cheese...
Just when we thought Nevel had learned his lesson,
he comes back to seek revenge.
In his true evil genius fashion,
he goes undercover disguised as a robot
and gives out iCarly candies,
which makes everyone's voices deeper.
And was trying to pretend like he...
[low-pitched] How come your voice sounds odd?
How come your voice sounds odd?
[low-pitched] Okay, what's going on with you guys' voices--
With you guys' voi--
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's happening?
Once Freddie uncovers the truth,
Nevel and his bodyguards trap him in a robot costume.
Nevel, come on, there's no reason to put the head on me.
Let's just talk about this!
[robot voice] I thought we were friends!
[distorted groaning]
And now...
Why are you doing this to me?
[shutting down sound]
No one can hear you scream in a purple robot costume.
You can't take the head off.
It's magnetically sealed.
- Open the elevator. - Yes, sir.
[elevator dings]
I hope Carly and Sam don't get too violent when they find you.
Oh, wait. I hope they do!
After a few drops in the jerk basket,
they realize that Nevel is standing right behind them.
- Why? - Because you iCarlys
were supposed to help me regain my popularity
after the bread and butter pickle incident
with that little girl, and you failed!
- No, we didn't fail! - We did help you!
It's not our fault that afterwards
you went and screamed at some dude in a wheelchair.
He rolled over my foot and scratched my loafers.
But he isn't the only one who can be sneaky.
Without his bodyguards, Carly and her friends are able
to take care of Nevel for the last time.
No, I hate being dangled!
Too bad!
You people better get me down from here right now!
- You heard him. - Going down!
[screams]
Or so we thought.
Fast-forward almost a decade,
and it seemed as though Nevel and Carly
would be enemies forever.
You despise Nevel.
I thought you'd be upset about going to his wedding.
'Course I'm upset.
My sworn enemy wants to make me miserable
by flaunting his happiness.
But I'm gonna make him miserable by flaunting mine.
We're still talking about happiness, right?
Are you sure you wouldn't be happier just staying at home?
Obviously, but if I stay home...
he wins.
Carly and the gang are invited to Nevel's wedding
and are introduced to his fiancée,
who may or may not be a robot.
[metal ding]
[gasps]
Why did you throw this at me?
Uh, wedding tradition.
Magnets symbolize lifelong attraction.
Quick question, though. Why did it stick to your head?
Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
We're all friends. Give us the "download".
When she tries to tell everyone
that Prunella is not who she seems to be,
Nevel comes swooping in and reveals his true intentions.
We're not getting married!
No! No!
No!
Yes, yes, yes! It's really happening.
It was no surprise that Carly would never marry Nevel,
but in a strange turn of events,
he ends up professing his love to his fake fiancée
and the two end up happily ever after.
Someone loves me?
This has never happened to me before.
Prunella, I love you too.
[clapping]
Carly, are you going to be okay?
Yeah, I'll manage.
Could this be the end
of Carly and Nevel's years-long feud?
Or will he find a way to mess with Carly again?
Try not to destroy iCarly anymore, all right?
[chuckles]
I'll do my best.