- Rum? (laughs)
- Drinking, drinkin' rum.
- Drinkin' rum.
(upbeat island music)
- I had a pirate persona called Little Beard,
and he and he used to go around the clubs going,
"Arrrr, I'm Little Beard!"
- Remember what rum was like a orange fizzy drink.
- It's so good.
- Yeah. So good.
- It's like super (indistinct) ice-cream.
- We're both in our summer wear.
- We are indeed.
- Bit of rum.
- We should be on a yacht drinking rum.
(upbeat island music)
- Looks amazing.
- 1824 Pineapple.
(women gasping)
- This is gonna be tasty.
You don't like pineapple?
- I hate pineapple with a passion.
- What?
(indistinct)
(cork popping)
(both laughing)
- There's a little pirate song there,
a shantie if you will Justine.
- The spirit of the (indistinct)-
- (groans) No, this smells like pineapple sweets.
- No it doesn't, it's really nice.
- Do you wanna raise your glass there?
(rum guggling)
(woman guggling)
♪ Tooddle dum toodle dee ♪
♪ A pint of rum for you and me ♪
(glasses clinking)
- Ooh, that's very nice.
- Yeah, that goes down easy, that's very smooth.
- Its one o'clock, okay, it's on o'clock guys
go easy on us all right.
All the Americans are like, "Hey, these Irish can't drink."
Yeah, because we do our shoots at like 9:00 AM.
- Oh, it's a nice rum.
It's smooth as rums are-
- Yeah, no it is, it's smooth.
- It says pineapple, are you getting pineapple?
- No, I'm just getting drunk.
- Yeah.
- Pineapple comes after,
like way after. - Yeah.
Like my mind tastes pineapple now.
- [woman] Can you taste the pineapple?
- No I can't taste the pineapple?
- (laughs) Oh I'm sorry.
Neither could she apparently.
- Babe what do you mean?
I (indistinct) sip.
- I just wanna steal a boat now.
- Yeah.
- It's coming to your vessel.
- I feel like you could steal a boat,
and then after the boat was out of fuel,
you could pour some of this into the engine
and it'll get going straight away.
(man scatting) (woman tapping)
Yeah, this is an antidote to whatever ails you
especially if what ails you is sobriety.
- We gotta drink, Serena and Laura are under the table.
(both laughing)
- Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme,
now get on the beats, it's drinkin' time.
- They're drinkin' under the table, why?
Just drink is over the table. (both laughing)
- Like a nice Curry with a dash of rum in it.
- Yeah, you can do that, but why waste rum?
- It's not a waste if it's going in your mouth.
- Can't believe you're using my chat up lines.
(man laughing)
- 40% volume, so 80 proof.
- That's a lot for rum isn't it?
- (indistinct) Standard?
- Not 36% usually I think?
- Wasn't it like 4% like?
- (laughs) It can. (women laughing)
- Is there any point in asking Kelly?
It's all gonna be tens across the board.
(upbeat island music)
- Oh hoo.
- Clear rum.
- Three Stars.
- Jamaica.
- Barbados.
- Trinidad.
- I looked at it, and went for the Three Stars and went,
"We're not gonna speak it up, we're not five stars
by any stretch - Yeah.
of the imagination.
- Is it just me or do clear rums look a bit more evil?
- Yeah, I don't know why.
- "Everything started
with a grass commonly named sugarcane."
She's a drag queen, not a grass.
- Put the bottle between us, we're like proud parents.
- ♪ 41.2% oh oh yeah ♪
- What's the percentage 41. - 41.
- Nothing, child's play I say, child's play I say.
(rum guggling)
(women laughing)
- What was that noise?
- (laughs) Oh, I think I just came.
♪ One for your own tom ♪
♪ One for my rrr ♪
(glasses clinking)
- What do we toast to?
- I don't know. Sean Connolly.
(glasses clinking)
- Ah, - I am not yet in love with this one
as I was with the first one.
- It's fine, it's nice. - Yeah.
- Yeah, good.
- When you said let's toast to Sean Connolly,
I was like, "James Bond?"
(women laughing)
I'm sorry, I mean, I'm surrey.
- It is a Three Star rum, isn't it?
- It is a Three Star rum.
- Yeah, but I'm getting that hint of alcohol too much.
- Too much alcohol.
- But then the flavor's really nice.
- I think you need a mixer with this one.
- Yeah.
- Or would you just have this bottle by yourself
on a Tuesday afternoon while it's raining outside?
- I wouldn't even wait till the afternoon.
- Oh, okay.
- It'd be lovely with Coke 'cause it's a vanilla in it.
- Oh yes spot on, Vanilla Coke.
- That will go great in cocktails.
That's a real good mixer for your cocktail.
Rich people are probably like,
"No, (indistinct) drink straight on your porch."
- You know the best part of the rum
is just the Cola with it (laughs).
- Exactly. (man laughing)
- To be fair to this, it labels itself
as a Three Star rum, and you have to label it
within the confines of Three Stars.
And in, within those confines, I give it a 10.
- Okay, so it's a 10 star, three star rum.
- Yeah. It's a 10 out of 10 Three Stars.
(upbeat island music)
- Mm.
- That was like bowling.
- Oh original dark, double aged rum.
- That's pirates rum.
- That's pirate's, essence of pirate.
(women laughing)
- How do you double age a rum Martin?
- You take two barrels.
- You take two barrels,
and what do you do with barrels Martin?
- So you put rum in one barrel-
- Yeah.
- Let that age.
- Yeah.
- Take it out of that, put it in the other barrel,
it's double aged, isn't it?
- And this is something like you have a drink
if you're in like an old pirate cult.
- "The precious rum nectar imparts an ancient touch,
which some aficionados call the rum funk" (laughs).
♪ Woke up this mmornin' ♪
♪ Smiled at the bottle of rum ♪
♪ Three little birdies inside my drum ♪
- I prefer dark rums.
- I prefer dark rums, yeah.
- But hey, I'm not picky, I'm anybody's.
- It kind of looks like olive oil.
- Ugh.
- I foresee us enjoying, I think-
- We're getting in the rum funk area.
- I'm so hot.
That's really nice. - Yes, delicious.
(woman gagging)
- Nah it's gargoily.
- It's nice and warm, and like it melts on your tongue.
- Tastes like mouth, tastes like someone's mouth.
- It reminds me... - Nice smooth vanilla.
- Of a soap that I used as a child.
- No, nah, sorry, ugh, ugh.
- It's like Blackbird himself is giving you a hug.
- Look I got goosebumps again.
- Can we try again?
- This is how bad it is.
I think my body's gone into shock.
Your body's like, "What fuck the you doing, man?
It's 11:00 AM, come om. (woman laughs)
- This is nice, you could drink this all by itself.
All day long for hours on end.
- I think it's smooth jazz.
- Really? Yeah, I'm just like.
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
- Yeah, that's exactly what or drink is.
- A bottle of this would make me release the crack end
if you know what I mean.
(men laughing)
- We all know what you mean.
- I don't know what I mean.
I think you mean you would expose yourself Martin.
(men laughing)
- I'm sorry. No, no, no, bull, bull, bull.
- I would've been a great pirate.
- I think so too.
- I wouldn't be a captain I'd be second in command.
- Okay, yeah.
- But here's the thing I start a mutiny.
- Wow. (men laugh)
- [Man] Is this the best?
So far? (woman burping loudly)
- Yeah.
- No, I prefer the last one the best.
- It's a five star rum, but still 10 out of 10.
Anyone who hasn't given this 10 out of 10
hasn't a clue what we're talking about.
(upbeat island music)
- Wow! What? - That's very dark.
- That's red.
- This one looks like something Voldemort would drink.
- 69, Nice.
- 69% proof.
- 60...
- What the fuck does that mean?
- It means we're sexy.
- Do you think that it was gonna be 70%
and they're like prr. - Hey.
(laughs) You know what I'm talking about.
- When we opened this it's gonna be
"Intense and very precise notes of coffee,
orange, plum, jam, and truffle."
Ooh, that says class. - Oh, so it's very rich.
- "Color, rich red mahogany."
More like dark blood of a vampire.
- JJ Baron (indistinct) just looks like a-
- Okay, let's stop reading names.
Let's start drinking rum. (men laughing)
(woman scatting)
- [Woman] 69.
(cork popping)
(woman groans)
- I need a cigarette. (both laughing)
(glasses clinking)
(glasses clinking) (man coughs)
- Holy Jesus.
(women coughing)
- Oh Jesus.
- Ugh.
- I forgot that that was 69%.
- Shall we have an Airways chewing gum?
- Yeah, (groans).
- It's all that menthol.
- It's delicious.
- It is delicious, but it's (indistinct)
it needs rocket fuel.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, that's actually taken
all the muscle I had in my arms.
- Ah, that's disgusting. - Ah, not good.
- Ugh.
- It's too strong.
- It's stronger yes, but in a good way.
- You know, the first part of "Lose Yourself" (indistinct)
and he's arms are heavy (indistinct) the song.
- I wouldn't even have that with a coke.
- No, you wouldn't have it with anything.
- No, except for maybe a gun in the cabinet
if you know what I mean. (woman laughing)
- Shit's getting dark as dark as this rum.
- As dark as this rum hey.
- Like if me and Martin split this rum-
- Which we will.
- We will die, we will die. (man laughs)
- I'm waiting for the video,
this part of the video has to be in black and white with us.
(somber music)
(beep)
- Oh nice.
It's, I'm not, eh as the other.
What? What even was that?
- No, I would give it a 10.
I would give it a 10 because it does exactly
what it's meant to do, but it's so strong
that you could only have a glass.
- You know, have you ever watched two parrots riding?
It's like just (screams).
- Well, I think the Caribbean has a very well deserved
reputation for producing fantastic high quality rums
that get you drunk off your ass.
- I'm sweating, I am...
This happens every time I drink rum.
- The other ones just hurt, man, I got cramps.
I got things to do but.
- It's days like today that I just, I really love
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