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Link, I have something that is going to rock your world.
Change your entire world view as you know it,
make you feel like a different person.
Well, good.
I always wanted to be someone different
when it came to feelings.
That makes me feel bad, but we'll talk about that later.
Just make me happy for once, Rhett.
Link, you're gonna have a difficult time believing me.
What?
There is a second sun and NASA is hiding it.
There, I said it!
There were no parts of that sentence that were correct.
It's like "The Last Jedi."
Oh!
Ye of little faith. You don't believe?
NASA doesn't even exist.
Come along for a little journey
to have your mind blown.
On May 9, 2016, astronomer Paul Cox,
was doing a Slooh telecast.
- Slooh? - Slooh.
It's a robotic telescope service
that can be viewed live online, of course.
- Like-- - Hmm?
Okay, just keep going. I'm sorry.
I have all the answers. Ask me any questions.
I didn't know you could stream telescopes.
I've would've been watching that instead of Netflix.
Oh, they've been doing that for years.
During the broadcast, he casually let slip
that there is a second sun that NASA has been covering up.
A couple of pertinent facts.
Cox has been employed by Slooh since 2003.
That right there is suspicious alone.
- Why? - 2003 was a weird year if I recall correctly.
He's been working for a telescope streaming company for a lot of years.
- That's suspicious. - That's a long time.
Nobody holds down a steady job like that anymore.
Hey! He spilled the beans
during an eight hour live broadcast
showing a live feed of his telescope
examining the planets. Let's watch.
You may be asking yourself, "What is that
large, round thing to the right of the sun?"
Well, that's our second sun.
I don't know if you knew that we had a second sun but there it is.
It's normally hidden. It's in view.
NASA and other organizations,
they usually hide that stuff away from us.
Rhett...
I think--
maybe I'm going on a limb here,
but perhaps he was being facetious.
Did you see it?
Did you see the big ball there?
I mean, I've looked through a telescope before,
and I've seen like, "Oh what is that long thing
stretching across the galaxy?" and I'm like,
my eyelash.
You know? It's like--
I've seen that.
Telescopes have a way of doing that type of stuff.
That didn't look like an eyelash to me.
That was probably an eyelid of a technician.
Okay, okay, okay.
So some people say that Cox was joking,
that this is like, you know, this is dry British humor.
He wasn't laughing.
He wasn't smiling.
There was no indication that he was joking.
And when people aren't smiling and saying,
"I'm kidding," they're obviously being serious!
Just like you right now.
Yeah, you never do that.
- Sarcasm. - Not enough?
There's more.
Let's look at Mr. Cox's Twitter bio.
He's not listening to me, all is lost.
In his "funny" Twitter bio, he says,
"You'll find me second star to the right
and straight on 'til morning."
That's not funny.
It's a "Peter Pan" quote.
I didn't know that, but it's not funny!
Plus, if you take each of the first letters
of this little "quote,"
you get S-S-T-T-R-A-S-O-U-M.
I rearranged those letters. You know what it--
- Because they didn't spell anything. - Right!
You know what they spell now?
"So rats must."
So rats must what, Mr. Cox?
So rats must know there's a second sun!
Still not convinced?
There's a whole--
Still not convinced, I see.
There's a whole Reddit thread dedicated to this issue.
And you know what? It's been archived.
The powers that be at Reddit came in and said, "No, no, no.
You can't comment on this anymore.
We're closing this."
Okay, so you are not the only one
who is saying they believe this.
Lots of people believe this! They archived it.
You know what else they're archiving?
A second sun.
There's 465 comments in this thread.
465 is 100 more than what?
365.
365 is the number of days that it takes
us to orbit around the what?
Both: The sun.
And probably the second sun as well.
'Cause it's right next to it.
You saw it on the freaking video!
Right next to it.
You need more? You want more?
Uh, I think I'm gonna need a little bit more.
I mean, not that what you've said is
not convincing, but I would like more.
At this point, any rational person is completely convinced.
- Now I'm just-- - I'm sorry.
Just indulge me.
Look at these Instagram photos of sunsets.
They were all taken at the same time.
So there's not just a second sun,
there's at least eight!
- Well-- - They're hiding seven more!
Six more.
It's true I don't know how Instagram works, but--
But here's the clincher, Link.
And you sheeple.
You've seen these pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?
- I have seen this. - There's a lot of 'em.
Why in the world would the sun need sunglasses?
Because of the...
- Second sun. - ...second sun!
That's--
What the crap is he shielding his eyes from?
That's actually the most thought-provoking thing you've said
in this whole litany of, like--
like you're tearing up. Are you that--
don't be angry. I believe you.
- I believe you. - People have been deceived for too long.
They've been deceived for too long.
We're just walking around singing,
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine."
And now we know that there's not just one.
We gotta update that freaking song.
That's the main thing I'm concerned about.
So it's all about just the angles.
That it's always hidden.
I don't know the science, man.
I just know that it's a conspiracy.
And I'm glad you're on my team now.
I'm glad you've at least admitted
that you don't know the science part of it.
The truth comes to light once again
on "Good Mythical Morning."
I'm never gonna look at the sunglasses sun
the same way, though.
So I will give you credit for that.
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You know what time it is.
- I'm Kyle. - And I'm Mitch.
And we're from Durban, South Africa.
And we're in Ko Samui, Thailand.
Both: And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Ew, gross! - Been there, done that.
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