Spencer!
Hey. No, Carly said the game is on hold until--
Freddie's hurt!
Yeah, right. I'm not fallin' for--
I'm not kidding! Freddie's hurt!
Wait, what happened?!
Carly was crossing the street
and a big taco truck came around the corner
and Carly didn't see the truck and so Freddie ran out
and pushed Carly out of the way!
- Is Carly okay?! - Yes, she's fine
- but Freddie got hit. - Okay, okay. Did you call 911?
Yeah. Me and Carly both did.
Oh, man. I better call Mrs. Benson at work.
Hello.
Hi, Mrs. Benson.
How is he?
Broken. Damaged.
But I see you look fine, isn't that nice?
Hey, check this out. It actually works.
Alright!
Fan-tastic!
Uh.
Is it supposed to do that?
No, not- not really. No. Hit the floor!
It needs to be adjusted.
But I don't know what's up with you two,
but I've had enough of it.
No, no. I've seen girls get competitive
over a guy before, but you two are out of control.
But Shane--
You girls call me when you learn to be a little more--
[screaming]
How's everybody doing?
[rumbling]
Shouldn't you be flying the plane?
What do you think this rope's for? See?
[screaming]
- We get it! - Brake on!
My new favorite television program...
Jake and the Fatman?
No... Wheel of...
Carly!
...Spencer!
[Spencer] Help!
Help me! I'm on a wheel!
Spencer! Where are you?!
He's in the basement.
That's right.
Spencer!
I'm afraid the door to the basement is quite locked.
And if Sam or any of you try to harm me or my mother,
this is what will happen.
Whoa. Wait! What?! What's happening?!
I'm turning! I'm rotating! [screaming]
I'm turning! And I still have to pee!
Bring in the muffin basket.
Copy that.
What? Hey, who's this for? Hey! Hey!
[unintelligible]
Fudge bag!
The muffin basket is in place.
Muffins?
Well, don't mind if I do.
And now, time for a confetti surprise.
Hit it!
[screaming]
U-uh. We're gonna go make sure he's okay.
Whoa!
[horns honking]
Man, it's really windy out here.
[rumbling]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Oh, my God, Sam, we're moving!
And that's my fault?!
Yes, you hit the button thingy!
Oh man, why'd I hit the button thingy?!
- Just make it stop! - How?!
Uh, hit- hit the- hit the the red one!
Uh, okay.
You guys okay?!
I think so!
But how are we gonna get--
[screaming]
[panting]
Carly!
Carly, don't let go!
Why on earth would I let go?!
Grab my hand!
[grunting]
I'm scared!
Me too, just grab it!
[grunting, panting]
[screaming]
Sam, you're not strong enough to pull her up!
Really?!
[grunting]
She's up on the thing!
I see her up on the thing!
Who's that guy?!
- Fleck. - Nice to meet ya.
Come on!
[grunting]
- Okay. - Okay, I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
Okay, i'm gonna throw down a rope!
Hurry!
Spencer?
[screaming]
Situation, situation, situation, situation!
[screaming]
Grab it!
[screaming]
[grunting]
I got you! I got you! [screaming]
Okay! I got you, I got you!
Wait!
[unintelligible]
- Guys. - What?!
[gasping]
Fire!
Don't just yell, do something!
[alarm sounding]
Uh!
[alarm sounding]
[grunting]
[alarm sounding]
Yes, we have a kitchen fire! Please send help right away!
[alarm sounding]
[screaming]
And I just bought this broom!
[grunting]
Hey, don't worry. We're just gonna go--
Quiet! I'm saving your life!
Careful with her!
Run, old man, run!
[screaming]
There's a problem with my phaser.
What's wrong with your phaser?
[beeping]
What's wrong with it?
Hang on. Hang on.
Uh, this is bad.
So, what are we doing for dinner?
Sam!
- Freddie. - It's gonna overload.
Gibby, what'd you do?
I set it on overload.
- Dude! - Just turn it off.
I'm trying. It won't.
Uh, uh, I think it's gonna explode.
- What?! - Spencer?!
Wait, wait! No! No! Lemme go! My baby!
No!
[beeping]
Hey what's that?
I dunno.
[beeping]
Okay. I threw the phaser down the hall--
[screaming]
[groaning]
Gibby!
- Get 'er, Gib! - Kick her butt, Gibby!
[fighting]
Oh!
[fighting]
Gibby!
Gibby! Come on, Gibby!
Punchy freak!
Help me, Maurice!
[fighting]
Oh!
Okay, Spencer. Now, just reach to your left
and Gibby'll hand you a bowl of chowder and a spoon.
About time!
Now push the button.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Hey, what happened?
What happened?
I was...
what did you do to my chowder?
Electrocution... curbs... appetite.
Alright. Don't try to intimidate me.
I am a citizen of Seattle,
and I am taking these kids home right now because I told 'em...
Oh, God, I'm afraid.
Wait!
[screaming]
We'll be right back.
You better let us outta here or I'll smash my way out!
Oh, silly Sam, you can't smash it.
That's Maxi Glass.
Maxi Glass?
It's a transparent polycarbonate thermoplastic
that's highly resistant to-- Whoa!
You were boring me.
I just aim, like this.
No, I don't want you to--
Hey, Carly. Look. I brought you--
Keith!
I got an appointment.
T-Bo.
Hey! What are you kids doing with that pumpkin?!
There's a dude in here!
We're gonna roll it down the street!
And into the ocean!
Happy Hanukkah.
[screaming]
No! The spirit of Halloween can't swim!
[screaming]
No, no, no, no, not into the traffic!
Not into the traffic!
[screaming]
[cheering]
I am prepared to offer you 200 bucks
for your half of the locker.
Done.
Done?
Yeah. Why?
Well, I thought you'd ask for more.
Nah, I've been missing having a locker next to Carly,
so I was gonna give you that one anyway.
Well, if you were gonna give me the locker anyway,
then I want my money back.
[tires screeching]
[horn honking]
There's my mom now.
Guys, there's no way my mom is jumping out
of this airplane!
I know how to make her jump!
No chance! She's been afraid of heights ever since--
O-M-G!
I'm coming, Freddie!
Pechanga!
Okay. Who's next?
Ladies first.
Alright.
Oh!
Hold my hand!
Ready?
Shouldn't we count to three first?
Nope! Just scream!
- When? - Now!
[screaming]
Good job!
- And! - Whoo!
[everyone] Yay team!
[cheering]
Should I stop?
[everyone] No!
Keep going!
[unintelligible]
[cheering]
And now...
[unintelligible]
[cheering]
[screaming]
Whoo!
Okay, this isn't funny.
We're laughing.
[screaming]
No, no. No need to throw it.
[glass breaking]
Whoo!