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you're late again
Huh, like oh no i was just in the as in the restroom so what is your excuse this isn't like any other time okay
Please tell me cuz ha i'm always a fan of your
excuses really i i am i was walking to work you know like i normally do every day when a
Out of nowhere i uh i just stepped in dog poop so i had to walk all the way back home you know because
I had to get a new pair of shoes right i realized my keys weren't on me and i locked myself out?
but luckily there was this guy across the street and he was like hey i got shoes and i was like
i'll get the white ones and then he was like five bucks
And you know me i don't carry cash so he told me there was an atm down the road
so i had to walk over to this atm which was a pretty long walk and
You, know i realized i forgot my wallet at home too so i ended up hitting the atm for about ten minutes until it
spat five bucks out when i was like cool
Now i had to go walk back to this guy buy the shoes then walk to work and at what time was this
this was about like 30 minutes ago okay
and then what? I uh.
i got kidnapped he picked me up and threw me in his car
So i told him i've got dog poop on my shoes
He's like i don't care about the dog poop i'm holding you hostage
c-call your money people and
demand a big ransom
so i was like hey dude all i got is five bucks and he was like oh yeah let's wrestle for it
and i was like a wrestling match
Okay, why not and he was like okay you want to go i'm ready let's do this
So then you know i got out of the car then he ripped his mask off and you had a luchador mask under
and then he ripped his sweater off right and uh
this guy was jacked
And i was like okay let's make it quick because i'm late for work okay but, to be honest he didn't scare me
He swung at me and then i uh kicked him in the nuts and then i stuttered him
[whistling]
and i referee rolled out of nowhere
one two
three and then i won the match
He was like you're free to go
[telephone ringing]
yep
so so iii realized i was late for work and um i
and out of n know where this car pulls up and it was wrestling legend ric flair it was like hey man what are you doing
the way you beatened that guy that was awesome
and i was like i'm late for work
It was like i could give you a ride i'm like are you sure it was like whoo
And i was like whoo and he was like
whoo and i was like whoo
ric flair yeah
ric flair brought you here
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ric flair whoo
you're fired
No, look your so Anwar hey ric i brought you your phone man thank you so much that's really
So you can see all right oh?
Hey, and by the way with you to the parking lot down there was?
aweeeesome ; woo wooo woo woo woo woo
He is the man trusting this guy right here is the man stop stop it Anwar you're the legend
limozine ride
right ric huge fan peace out buddy
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