(upbeat music)
- I'm one of the few people you will ever meet
in your whole life, who is impervious
to the pain caused by eating too much ice.
- What? - Whoa...
- I just like ice.
(laughing)
- This is the kind of ice they use
to pad your drinks and you get less soda.
- Yeah, you want something that just
really crumbles in your mouth.
- It's the kind of ice that just sticks together.
Look at that. - Is this gas station ice?
- [Everyone] Oooh
- This is some hot ice right here.
- This is some top shelf. - It's like snow.
- They're easy to chew. - Helluva crunch.
- They're just nice to look at.
- They're all perfectly round.
- I gotta say though, it still does the clumping thing.
Where it all at once freezes together,
and hits you in the face.
- Doesn't all ice do that?
- No. - No.
- What? - Carol!
- [Everyone] Oh...
- Oh yeah...
- Did little-itty-bitty-mini cubes
- But are they small enough? - This is pretty good.
- This is in between a good cube and a round ice.
- And it sounds really good.
(ice rattling)
- It's the kind that when you are using a straw,
it gets stuck. - Good point.
- Right. I'm mad when that happens.
- [Man in blue shirt] Awe.
- This is easily the best of all the ices.
- I can't put this in my mouth.
- That's not the point. It cools your whiskey.
- It does. It melts it at a good rate.
- But it also doesn't water down your whiskey.
- It doesn't. - It's not edible.
- This is bull****. - Not edible?
What are you, six? This makes me want whiskey right now.
- [Everyone] Hey cheers guys, cheers.
- Mmm (red haired woman laughing)
- I feel like ******* Frank Sinatra.
- This is some grown-up-ass ice.
- I was not happy.
- [Everyone] Ooh!
- What is this? - Why is it so hard?
Look at it, it doesn't even have any shape.
- What a deceptive ice. - Wow.
- I don't know. Where is this from?
But they've perfected the round cube.
- It was from the gutter, is where it's from.
- Ooh! Do you hate it so much? - I hate this ice.
- [Man in blue shirt] Whoa.
- McDonald's ice was garbage.
- [Red-haired woman] Too hard, too hard.
- In the commercials it looks great though.
- Yeah, I thought Sonic was better than that.
- (Red-haired woman) Yes....
I mean, you know, you gotta sometimes
think about what the ice feels in.
- Ella, that was super-philosophical.
- [Man in blue shirt] They agree with you.
Those are great. - Those are good.
- That was just Chick-Fil-A?
- [Everyone] Yeah!
- We all knew, we all knew. - Yes.
- This blows my mind because the
context of that ice is so different.
that's being used. - That's coffee.
- See that changes the whole game.
The best ice is ice that never gets noticed.
- Yeah - Mmm
- What a thankless job ice has.
- It turns out that I have lots
of strong feelings about ice that I never talked about.
- I feel like most people do.