- I think I used to dream in World of Warcraft,
probably some sus stuff happened
in those dreams I shouldn't say.
(BuzzFeed intro)
- G'day everyone I am LazarBeam.
Today I am playing never have I ever,
with Buzzfeed Australia.
I sit inside all day, yell at games.
(LazarBeam yelling)
- Who put that there?
- Stare at editing software for like
the majority of my existence.
I don't see the sun a lot, and I'm grumpy all the time.
(LazarBeam yelling)
- I'm dead again!
- That's me.
- From the top-
(grunting)
- Never have I ever played video games with my parents?
I played Fortnite with my dad and got him a victory Royale.
- (LazarBeam yelling) - Hey I got him!
- (LazarBeam yelling)
- That was a pretty special moment.
It was versing AI, like robots
but it was still pretty cool.
- Holy dooley.
- Never have I ever peed in a bottle?
I definitely have.
I dunno who hasn't, you've either been on a car trip,
it's taking a little bit too long, or you're just,
I don't know, bored.
I am bored.
You know, I don't really want to go into specifics
on the time it happened, but,
you get a little bit too drunk,
you know, you're in the passenger seat of a car
getting a lift home and it's, you know,
you gotta do what you got to do.
It's all right, I was young, it was a long time ago.
Never have I ever regretted making a video?
I'd say yeah, not for like any bad reasons,
but just because, oh, I didn't like that,
that wasn't my best work, I shouldn't have put that up.
Like more from a creative standpoint.
Not like it did any damage or anything like that,
more so I just wasn't happy with it.
I look back they're all so cringy.
Never have I ever had a weird fan experience?
Oh god, I definitely have.
I've been- I've had people recognize me in bathrooms before,
which is always strange.
I'm no one special come up to me whenever, but just not,
not when I'm urinating and you know,
like, it's just like give me some space.
Never have I ever missed something important
because I was gaming?
Like almost certainly, like I missed my entire teenage years
cause I was playing World of Warcraft.
Like, I didn't develop as a human being
until like my twenties because I was just playing games.
So I missed like a childhood
I guess. (Sad violin music)
The amount of times I was like, ah,
I don't really feel like going hanging out with my friends
or, don't wanna talk to that girl.
I gotta raid Icecrown Citadel, I got stuff to do.
Never have I ever lied about my job profession?
Like every time someone over the age of 35 40
asks me what I do, because they all just ask:
So what's the money?
How much money do you make?
So I usually just say, oh, I'm a plumber.
You know I do, I'm a concreter.
Which I can't really sell anymore
because I'm pale white and sit inside all day
and I have no muscles.
I tend to do that as often as possible.
Never have I ever wanted to change careers?
Not since I became a YouTube creator,
like I know this is what I'm good at.
It's what I always dreamed of doing,
I'd it for free for the rest of my life.
Like, I was doing it for free for a long time.
It beats being a concreter, so I know how lucky I am,
so I'm cool with this.
Never have I ever been beaten at a game by a 12 year old?
(laughing)
Yes, every single time you play Fortnite,
you are losing to a 12 year old, they are insane.
They are cracked it's,
I've lost games to my eight year old nephew,
and he bullies me, he's a very savage child.
- [LazarBeam's Nephew] You sucker Lannan.
- What- Take that back.
- [LazarBeam's Nephew] No.
Never have I ever used cheats in a video game.?
I think I've literally made videos of using cheats
in a video game.
Like I think, I think I got like content out there of that.
I cheated it in like every single single-player game ever.
Cause I'm terrible at games.
Why would I make NBA 2K hard for myself
when I can be an NBA superstar
and score sixty points a game?
Never have I ever dreamed I was playing video games.
Absolutely I have.
I think I used to dream in World of Warcraft.
Like I was not in reality, I was in Azeroth, alright?
Like I was, I was in that world.
Even with Fortnite sometimes,
I'm cranking nineties in my dreams.
Probably some sus stuff happened in those dreams,
I shouldn't say.
Like if I was playing a Star Wars game,
no like Twilight, you know, I'm just-
Anyways, we're not getting into this,
It's all good.
Never have I ever been in the movie?
Surprisingly I have been in the movie.
It's this little movie it's called free guy.
- [Narrator] What if you discovered,
your entire world was a game?
- Guy it's a video game.
- Whoo!
Is this what recreational drugs feel like?
- It stars me, mostly.
Ryan Reynolds is also there, Ninja's also there.
And that was insane, everyone was so nice,
everyone was so lovely.
They understood that I was a terrible actor
and had no idea what I was doing.
And I was just some kid from like, you know,
Sydney's pajamas playing Fortnite.
I'm so socially anxious.
So sitting there in front of 45 people, you know,
staring at you do something could have been so scary,
but they did it so- they were so nice about it.
(upbeat music)
- We love you loser guy!
- Thank you, watch out for the-
(truck engine roars past)
- They seem nice.
(upbeat music)