(theme song)
# And now nerville is pressing some buttons. Beep beep beep ba beep is the sound the microwave makes.
(groans) Be quiet!
Have you ever noticed if close one eye, then open and and close the other eye, and do that back and forth a bunch of times, objects seem to move from side to side?
(laughs) Hey orange, could you STOP SINGING? PLEASE!!
(laughs)
Can you even qualifiy his singing? It's unlistenable. Wait a minute! This dosen't sound so bad anymore.
Yeah. You're right, Pear. The lyrics are as horrible as ever, but yet, it's not as crushingly unbearable as before.
Yeah. What happened? Why do i suddenly wish i had a toe so i can tap into the song?
It's that popcorn bag. Listen.
Well, here's list of things that i've done today. First i got up and brushed my teeth a little, then i ran around and got myself dizzy.
That popcorn bag's got rhythm!
Orange, keep singing!
Not a problem.
(exhales) Whoa! Hey, i have an idea. What if i do this?
Yeah! That sounds really cool too!
And what if i whistled? (whistles)
Whoa! We've got a really good band going on, guys! Finally, an excuse to bust out the old kita again. It's been too long.
Hey! This music is great!
Dude, come over and listen to this! (cheering)
AAHHH!!!
Hey, who's your drummer? He's fantastic!
Popcorn, get out here.
(cheering)
But i'm not fully popped yet.
I know, but your fans wanna see you.
Fans?
Dude, where did you learn TO DRUM LIKE THAT?!
Oh, i just kinda dabble.
Hey, speak up. We can't here you.
Sorry, guys. I'm kinda shy. I didn't think anyone would ever hear my drumming.
Well, it's a good thing we did. The name's cob. I'm a manager. A talent manager. Your little band you got there, it's got talent. You ever consider playing on tour? Recording an album? Living life like you never ever dreamed of?
Why, no. I never have consindered living a dream i never dreamed of.
Well, all that changes today. I have here a contract. Sign it and i'll make you famous.
Cool!
Um, what if we don't wanna sign?
What? Why wouldn't you sign?
Well, it's just.......I don't really wanna be famous.
Did that microwave scramble your brains, kid? Did you just say you did not want to be famous? I'm going to pretend i didn't hear that. Everybody sign!
Good. Good, everybody sign! Uh........popcorn?
(sigh)I don't know.
We need you, popcorn. You're the best person in the band.
Yeah! We had a band before called banana monicle. It didn't work out cos our drummer was horrible.
Hey! i was the drummer for banana monicle!
Well, I guess if you guys need me to sign, I won't stand in the way of your dreams.
Yay!
Yeah.....
Good evening, vegetable isle! You guys ready to rock?
(cheering)
I'm so ready to rock, you don't even know it.
This is crazy, you guys! These people are cheering for us!
Here they are, folks. Put the hands that you don't have together for your next band. Puns and roses!
(cheering)
Count us off, popcorn!
Here we go. 1,2,3,4!
#I can touch my tongue right to my eye#
Meh. This is good, i guess, but not great.
#I just text good from a to y# (coughs)
Okay. Turn me up to high.
High? Okay. Here goes nothing.
They're rocking so hard, they're melting my face off.
Dude, you're just turned around backwards.
Oh. Well, still, they're rocking pretty dang hard!
I'll say!
These kids are going to be huge!
Great set, you kids. Get in here, bring it in. Listen. I got you another gig.
Oh man.
Yeah!
A bigger gig.
Oh man!
And if that one goes well, then i get you another gig, then another. And i don't mean to get you to excited, but if things go well enough, you can eventually find yourselves playing in front of..... the entire grocery store!
(excited chatter)
Oh man!!!!
What's the matter, popcorn? This is great news.
it's just that..... well i don't know how much longer can keep this up. I don't know how much i got left in me.
Nonsense. You go home, you get some sleep. Tomorrow you'll feel like a brand new bag.
If you wanna call off the tour, just say so, popcorn. We understand. We know corn can be a little bossy sometimes.
I'll say. But, no it's fine. I can stand up for myself. Don't you worry about me.
Let's get going! Everybody on the fruit cart! Gotta hit the road and get to our next gig in the band.
(sighs)
We are puns and roses! Count us off, popcorn!
Alright. 1,2,3,4!
We are puns and roses! Count us off, popcorn!
1,2,3,4.
We are puns and roses! Count us off, popcorn!
(breathing)
Whoa!
This is it, fellas. You're playing for the entire grocery store. Can you believe it?
I can't believe it! Yay!
Um...guys?
Puns and roses has officially made it! And it's all thanks to my remarkable management.
Guys?
And don't forget popcorn. Without his talent and dedication to the band, we never would have got here. Popcorn! Popcorn!
Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn! Popcorn!
Guys, I have to leave the band.
Huh?!
What?
But why?!?!?!
We're about to do the biggest show of all time. You have to go on! It's in the contract!
I want to, i just can't. Guys, i'm almost entirely popped out. If i do another show, every last conerel of me will be popped. And....And i'll never pop again.
That's true. I have noticed you're getting bigger and bigger every show.
I just never thought he gets so picky prawn on his own friends.
Come on. Take it easy on popcorn.
Take it easy? I have a contract that says you have to perform. You're gonna perform wherever i say, whenever i say!
I'm sorry. i just really really can't.
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your faces melted off.
It's ok. We understand.
But wait. Without popcorn, we suck!
Very true.
And we're gonna perform in front of the whole grocery store anyway?
Yep.
Oh man. I think i'm gonna barf.
The one, the only, puns and roses!
We are puns and roses! Count us off, popcor-. Oh, right.
Boo! Where's popcorn?
That's what we came to see!
(booing)
Popcorn! You see what you're doing to the band? I demand you get out there! I have a contract with your signature. I don't care if this song pops every last ounce of your life out of that pathetic, baggy body of yours. You're a pawn of my disposal and don't you ever forget that! Come on! You're playing wherever you like it or not!
Hey, look!
It's popcorn! (laughs)
Now, get in there.
No!
Whoa. Forgotten you got so big. Well, big or otherwise, you're getting in that microwave! The show must go on!
Hey!
Well, the show must go on. As they say.
Uh-oh.
A1,2,3,4!
(screams) I have a contract!!!!!
Yeah! This is what i'm talking about, baby! Roooooock!
You did it! You stood up for yourself.
Yeah. I guess i did. Mind if i take over the kita for a bit?
Sure! I didn't know that you can play kita.
Eh. I dabble.
Yeah! Puns and roll! Whoo!!!
Ah! My face! It's melting off! Awesome!