- I don't know how I feel about Irish accents.
It's like I really like them as friends.
- Wow. (groans)
- Today, we're gonna find out which Irish accent
is the sexiest.
- I wouldn't say I find Irish accents sexy.
I like them, but I'm not necessarily turned on by them.
- I didn't actually know that
there were a lot of different types of Irish accents,
I feel like I only am familiar with one.
- I've never heard that globally
it's one of the sexier accents,
but I've seen a kiss me, I'm Irish t-shirt,
but I just though it was like, I'm drunk, let's make out.
- Oh God, I'm gonna be so stereotypical
if I give you my perception of Irish people
because I know nothing.
'Cause I'm uninformed.
But I would say like a lot drinking,
but that happens here too,
so I don't know if that's like a distinguishing factor.
- St. Patrick's Day is my favourite holiday of the year.
- Let's do this.
- Ireland, bring it on.
- [Woman In Jacket] Hello there.
- Hi.
- Even that, I'm in.
- (laughs) I'm in, fantastic.
- That was a strong entrance. - Yeah.
- Right now, I'm Dublin my efforts
to get you to go out with me.
(laughing)
- Oh God.
- I wonder, are they working?
(laughing)
Are you a city center park?
Because I can see myself Merrion you.
- I'm honestly so distracted by what a strong accent it is,
that I'm like not paying attention to what you're saying.
But this is-- - Okay, that's quite rude.
But anyway, it's fine.
You must be a northside hospital,
because you really Mater to me.
- That, that-- - It's a hospital.
- That's a hospital! - Yeah.
- Why are you hitting on me with hospital lines?
That's weird. (laughing)
- That's because it's all I've got.
It doesn't a Guinness
to realise you're the best lookin' guy here.
- Hey, your accent is so strong.
- Is it? (laughing)
I didn't realize.
- Is it?
Oh, and the like intonations.
- Fancy comin' to my place to see my cash of build?
(laughing)
Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
- Interested in 50 shades of green?
- I'm interested in as many shades of green
as you wanna give me.
- You're like an Irish coffee.
Hot, sweet, and you make me a little bit jumpy.
(laughing)
- I really like the accent.
I think it's a very like welcoming
and like friendly, but I am not turned on.
- I thought there was a but coming.
- I'm gonna give it a seven out of 10.
- Ooh.
- A score out of 10.
I might have to go like five.
- You know, I'm intrigued,
I'm curious to hear more.
- I'll see you later for some craic.
(laughing)
- What is craic?
- Craic is fun.
Yeah, yeah. - Oh, craic--
Like the craic in time. - We have the craic.
Yeah, yeah, not actual crack,
no, never anyone to see.
- Oh. - No, no, no, no.
- Kiss me.
I'm Irish.
- Ooh.
That, see, I just thought it was gonna be kiss me,
I was like, okay. (laughs)
That was so straightforward.
- Just a pause for dramatic effect.
- Yeah, no, that was great. - Yeah.
Did my eyes just turn green?
Because when I see you,
I feel like I'm gettin' lucky.
- Oh! (laughs)
When I see you, I--
I can't even do it.
(laughs)
- I'm slowin' down how I speak now.
- Really?
- Yeah, because naturally I talk very, very fast
and people actually can't tend to understand me.
They have to tell me to slow down.
- I got about half of what you just said. (laughs)
- I couldn't get a good look at ya from across the bar.
So I came over here for a Fairview.
(laughing)
Fairview is a place in Dublin, by the way.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Just a tip.
Are you from suburban south Dublin?
Because you're Lucan well.
(snorts)
And Lucan as well is a place in south Dublin.
- Is it Lucan or look?
- Lucan, it's pronounced Lucan.
- How do you spell that?
- L-U-C-A-N.
- Luck, Lu-can, luckin', yeah.
- Lucan. - Fine.
- Yeah.
So I live in north Dublin. - M'kay.
- Our train is called the DART.
- Oh, the DART.
- Yeah, the DART.
D-A-R-T.
Yeah.
- Okay.
- DART.
DART, English people might say.
- Okay, okay.
- So, I'd say DART,
whereas south Dublin might day Dort.
- A Dort? - A Dort.
- I'm into this accent.
I might go nine.
- Ooh!
- I might give this a nine.
I'm like-- - Give her a knee.
Knee, knee is Irish for nine.
- Knee, I feel like if I said I'd give you a knee,
I would be like.
- Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I don't want that.
Yeah.
- I really like this accent.
I think I, there's something sort of like
rough and tumble about it. - Ooh.
- And I would score this an eight out of 10.
- High five.
(laughing)
(rhythmic music)
- So I'm expecting high points now on this accent.
- Okay.
(laughing)
Do my best.
- So the pressure's on. - Okay.
- You know, I'm gonna be honest with you.
And Irish you were my lover.
(laughing)
It doesn't take a Guinness to realise
you're the best looking guy here.
- Thanks, I like Guinness. - Yeah?
Never actually drank Guinness, really.
(record scratch) - What?
- Which is very unstereo--
I actually don't drink.
- Wow.
- I am from this place called County Louth,
so you know, I was hopin' I'd be allowed to buy you a drink.
(laughing)
- Oh, I see, a pull, you're gonna it a crush out.
- Yeah, yeah, I did, yeah. - Okay, all right, all right.
- Do you know what my t-shirt is made of?
- I have no i--
Cotton.
- Boyfriend material.
(laughing)
- I like that one.
- I don't know, it's a different type of,
it's not as thick, I think.
So maybe I'm at-- - It's the Dublin.
- Maybe I am like, yeah,
I think I'm more into the thicker ones than the--
So, I'm gonna have to give this one a two or a three.
- Oh wow, heartbroken.
- I'm gonna give it a three because we've had good bants.
- Oh thank you, yeah, appraised.
- I like it.
I don't necessarily know if it's the sexiest,
but it's definitely not unsexy.
I'll give this a 6.5.
- 6.5, not too bad. - Yeah.
- Yeah, okay, I appreciate that.
- There's nothing wrong with it,
but I think there could be a lot more
that's sort of like--
- Yeah, I should be like, tap dancin' or something.
(laughing)
- Hello Becca.
(laughing)
- Hi.
- Irish you were my lover.
(laughing)
And I don't feel like we say lover that much,
but I don't know.
- I like it, you should say it more.
I think it's nice, yeah. - Lover, lover.
- You smell amazing.
- Mm, thank you.
- Yeah.
- Fancy comin' back to my place to see my pot of gold?
- Yeah, I feel like you probably
have a very nice pot of gold.
- Oh.
I mean.
I mean, I feel like that had a double meaning.
Did it? - Mm.
Yeah? - Mm.
- Okay.
It doesn't take a Guinness to realise
you're the best lookin' girl here.
(laughing)
- I like this one!
I like this accent, it's good!
- This is an Irish accent.
Like, I feel like I understand a Dublin accent.
This, to me, is like the rest of Ireland.
- Yeah, well, I mean, that's a bit of generalisation,
but I'll take it.
- I'm so sorry to do this to you,
but will you please say top of the morning to ya?
- No.
Give me anything else.
- Like, top of the evening to ya?
- Oh, this is a particular Cork one.
An excellent one. - A what?
A Cork?
- Yeah, Cork, yeah, for where I'm from.
- Oh, okay, okay, yes, okay, sorry.
- Please don't walk away.
I've got a-Bandon-ment issues.
(laughing)
Do you get it? - I don't get--
No, I don't get any of these geography references!
- Yeah.
- I'm your worst.
- You're like an Irish coffee.
Hot, sweet, and you make a bit jumpy.
- I don't think that the making you jumpy thing
is a compliment.
- You know when you get all nervous
around someone you like?
It's that pain, you kow?
- See, I feel like it would be like, I don't know.
(laughs) Like maybe like--
- Like too jumpy?
- Like nervous or like, I like,
I'm imagining like over-caffeinated and just like shaky.
- Right, over-caffeinated people are not hot.
- Well, like you're so hot, too.
- Ouch, okay.
- I am still diggin' the accent
while you're saying these nonsense things to me.
- All right, okay, so I could have said anything, really,
and you'd be happy.
- Yeah, yeah, why don't you just go for it?
Say, like, apple, banana.
- Apple. - Ah!
- Curtain. (laughing)
Lighting rig.
(laughs)
- I'm sweating.
(laughing)
- Oh, it's a hard one.
I'm not turned on, but I like it.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna give it a five.
- Ooh, a five?
- A five is good, I think.
- Ah, no, that's--
That's like half marks.
- Oh.
I might give it like a two.
- What?
Are you kidding me?
A two?
- I don't know.
But it's also like an eight.
I think there's something--
- So that's a 10!
- No!
- That's a 10!
- I don't have four leaves,
but you pick me, I can give you luck.
- It took me a second to register.
I don't have four leaves, oh, luck.
I thought you said lick.
- See, it's all about luck.
- It is all about luck.
Luck, would you say it?
- Luck. - Luck.
(laughs)
I don't think I'm saying it any differently.
- Come over to my place,
and I'll show you my Lucky Charms.
(laughing)
- Okay, all right.
- Is that a shilling in your pocket
or are you happy to see me?
(laughing)
- What's a shilling?
- It's like old Irish currency.
Like, bye-bye.
- I am just happy to see you,
I don't have any shilling.
- Oh, okay.
Did my eyes just turn green?
Because when I see you, I feel like I'm gettin' lucky.
(laughs)
- Feel lucky, oh, that's so nice!
- We could Kerry on talking all night,
or we could go to mine.
- Ooh.
And where's yours?
- Hackney.
(laughing)
- I would probably give it a four out of 10.
(laugHs)
Just because it like,
there is nothing wrong with it,
but there's nothing right with it,
I guess is what I would say, well.
- So, I'm gonna give that a lucky Irish seven.
- Just seven.
That's it?
- I think a seven is a good score.
It's lucky!
- Out of 10?
- Yeah.
- Definitely should be 10.
- I mean, I wouldn't say my accent is a 10.
- Me neither. (laughs)
- My favorite one was the northern Dublin one.
- Today I learned two things.
Ireland has a lot more accents than I would have expected,
I think you just think Irish,
an Irish accent is an Irish accent.
So I learned today there's a lot more accents there.
And I also learned that I friend zone a lot of people.