• From giving a girl a plastic flower to getting way to into shooting zombies, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the
dumbest thing we said while trying to be romantic.
I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by AngelBlade23 Cidius
Once, when Cidius was in fourth grade, there was this girl he really liked.
He finally decided to make his move, even though she had a reputation of being a sadist.
Cid went to talk to her and wanted to say "Hello my love," but he was so nervous that
he said "H-hi.
I like to eat burritos.
Bye!"
The next day they laughed at what he said to her the previous day and are still are
friends to this day.
Number 9 was submitted by BowDownToPrinceWyatt Legna
When Legna was talking to his crush over Skype, they got on the topic of breakfast.
Trying to be slick, Legna wanted to say "oh yeah man, I'm as smooth as cream cheese on
your bagel."
Instead, he messed up and said, "ah yes, you're a smooth bagel."
He didn't stop laughing and ended up just slinking away under a blanket.
Thankfully that didn't’ ruin things, and they still talk 5 years later.
Number 8 was submitted by AshTown101 Snewpee
In 7th grade, Snewpee dated a boy whose father worked on a farm.
She supposed that he probably spent a lot of time on the farm himself.
One time she went skating with him, and he said, "the glimmering ice is nothing compared
to your eyes."
In response, Snewpee said, "I bet you’re not used to this ice after working on that
farm so much, because you're too hot."
Other than the line not making any sense, little did she know that his mother and father
were divorced, and he didn't see his father much.
She apologized and they just laughed it off, trying to get past the awkward moment as quickly
as possible.
Number 7 was submitted by KillDozer688 Sweetcommando
Throughout his school life, there was this one girl who Sweetcommando really liked.
They were good friends and naively he honestly thought they were in love.
One day, out in the playground, he said to her, "Hey, guess what?"
Then yelled at the top of his voice, "I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU!!"
It was awkward for everyone involved when she didn’t really share his enthusiasm.
They remained ‘just friends’ for a few years afterwards until she left school one
day and never came back.
Number 6 was submitted by Pastel-X-Naut Doopie
When Doopie was in her Freshman year in High School, she had her ex-boyfriend over at her
house.
She suggested they play ‘House of the Dead: Overkill’ because she thought two player
games were romantic.
He didn't feel like playing though and said that he'd just watch her play.
Doopie was pretty good at zombie shooters so she tried to impress him by “head-shotting”
every zombie she saw.
While she attempted this she yelled, "ONE ZOMBIE!
TWO ZOMBIE!
THREE ZOMBIE!".
He just looked at her like she was a loon and said, "...Wow.
You're violent".
At that age she thought that trying to be funny while shooting zombies would make him
chuckle, but it didn’t.
Number 5 was submitted by MinesnapShallRule Spincess
Spincess and Tolop were at a dance one day and Spincess was being rude to someone she
knew.
She then looked at Tolop and said, "Yeah, I'm an asshole."
Then he replied "You're my asshole."
Then he immediately realized how awkward that sounded and turned super red.
She hugged him and told him that it was alright.
Number 4 was submitted by MusicalDemon69 Spinalpalm
When Spinalpalm was in eighth grade he had a speech dependent and while struggling with
this, had his first crush.
He was a shy kid to begin with and while having this speech dependent he didn't like talking
at all - but speaking with her was hell.
One time he screwed up bad when he tried to impress her.
He gave her a plastic flower and tried to say "You're beauty is like a plastic flower,
it'll never die."
But he ended up saying, "You're plastic like a flower."
Right after that he dug himself into a bigger hole by trying to constantly say sorry but
it was coming out as "sowwy".
She ended up actually laughing and hugging him saying that it was the sweetest thing
that she's ever encountered.
Number 3 was submitted by TheSpaceWalrus25 JamesShark
When Jamesshark was in 1st grade he had a huge crush on this girl in his class named
Allison.
But it wasn't just a normal crush - it was an 8-year-old crush, which meant that he did
everything to try and impress her.
One time in science class they were in a group of 4, and the topic of jail came up.
Without thinking JamesShark yelled out, "I've been to prison before!"
Needless to say she wasn't impressed and his mom found out.
Number 2 was submitted by ThatFemaleNerd Andie
Andie was at the park with her friend and while they were walking her friend noticed
her crush, Adam, walking towards them looking at his phone.
Her friend said, "This is your chance, go talk to him."
Andie was so nervous but eventually gained enough courage to start talking to him.
He asked her "Hey aren't you that girl in my second period class?" and instead of saying
"Yes I am" Andie actually said "Yes I'm dead".
She was so embarrassed and heard her friend behind her laughing.
She apologized and thankfully he wasn't creeped out and they
all
just laughed it off.
Number 1 – What’s the dumbest thing I’ve said while
trying to be romantic?