even care to thumbs up or subscribe just
last me y'all whatever wants a girl
superwoman and hold up wait a minute I
know what you think you like Lily what
is you doing why is you making back to
school videos you're not in school
anymore you're old I hold a little bit
of that I'm doing this because I believe
education is important okay especially
because back to school videos do really
well and get a lot of views and that's
important getting I'm kidding I'm
kidding that's not the only what all the
great times I had in school you know two
years ago okay if I'm just kidding three
years ago four years ago I'm just I
always found the following things weird
and hilarious number one supply teachers
ask if you ever won a witness pure evil
don't even bother streaming The Exorcist
right just watch a group of kids who
have a supply teacher it's like this is
unspoken code between students words
like you no matter what if a supply
teacher walks into this classroom we
unite fine you'll I hate you I'm trying
to talk to just a lying backstabbing
home bank out of here you're gross your
locker smells your backpack smells that
your lunch smells and I'm your
substitute teacher
oh hello
all right everybody can you please pass
your homework forward from yesterday
homework not miss we didn't have any
homework very funny
your teacher told me he assigned chapter
10 no mrs. right chapter 10 was last
week are you sure it's written right
here they never get assigned homework on
Tuesdays it's our mental health day oh
and our teacher always lets us use
phones in class I see yep and we're
usually encouraged to create our own
field trips hello educational yeah and
we're largest Mogan class a hold on now
to protest against racism oh my carry on
I don't know what it is it's like a
sixth sense the students have just like
yo we know we need to collectively lie
to the supply teacher and somehow he's
on the same page the pledge I tell you
she gettin played more times in
fortnight number two and swing look has
chunks now I can be the first person in
the world to make this joke but it's
just so accurate and relatable that it
needs to be said and that is there is a
system in place it's very simple okay if
I know the answer I put my hand up
therefore if I do not know the answer
guess what I will not do put my hand up
miss idiot box math teacher why are you
breaking the system because you haven't
still the system in me you told you to
raise my hand if I know the answer why
do you break in the system
why be ready half system huh you see me
on test just this time I'm not gonna
carry the one
no I don't follow the system okay class
let's review yesterday's lesson okay who
can tell me the equation of a line
anyone
anywhere at all Lily how about you uh
I'm not sure
equation I didn't have my hand up all
the line humble had his hand up when
Jessica mark they all had their hands up
y equals MX plus B okay write it down
okay any questions any way at all no
questions miss please I have to use the
washroom please questions okay do you
what about the washing yeah sure
everybody else in the cast got their
hand up okay the class of like a mother
effing rage
we're not Ronnie song number three
stressed out
okay Jesus my hair you know I'm playing
the part stressed out that is hard to
remember that like teachers are people
too do you know what I mean it's like we
always see them in their jobs teaching
you things you forget that they go home
they have real people's problems you
don't maybe they go home and have to
make a password for something and it's
like okay if you use a capital letter
and then they do and then it said oh my
god no you have to use it a number and
then okay so then they do that's the
only way now you'll also need
punctuation and and they do and then you
said oh no I needs to be 49 characters
and you're like okay what was so
annoying the point is that's sometimes a
teacher's personal life stress can sleep
into the classroom and it gets hella
weird okay class a nuclear family is a
couple and their dependent children
regarded as a basic social unit so so
miss if the couple isn't together it's
not considered a nuclear family well
really maybe the couple isn't together
because a young girl married a 40 year
old accountant who sweats when he eats
and when she cooks dinner after a long
day at work it gets cold why because he
says he'll be home by 9:00 but it really
comes home by 12 so that's not a nuclear
family then and when they kiss he keeps
his eyes open when he sleeps he snores
but not in like an adorable wait and I
can't get any rep sleep type of play
miss write this down okay because when
he's done brushing your teeth he doesn't
put the cap back on the toothpaste so
snuggly a paste consistency anymore it's
more like a tar yes
the two of my teeth clean every morning
I had three kids okay my first it took
14 hours to be born yeah that's 14 hours
of my vagina blending it out there's a
walrus tattoo on my thighs and it used
to be a tiger mrs. Osgood me on the test
I had dreams number four attendance yo
straight up this one takes no former I
performed in front of thousands of
people around the world and I'm not
nearly as nervous then as I am when I'm
waiting for my name to be called
during attendance why okay I'm just
going to quickly take attendance Oh No
when I call your name just say president
we would we say Billy no wait did you
say Lilly
mark you shouldn't call my name right
Monica what if the way I say president
sounds weird Anthony wait this is Kim
200 right Robert
miss can you repeat the instructions
George oh my god it's almost my turn
Lily you can do this Lily Lily say
pleasant who's Lily here you want me to
sit here and listen to all these names
that are not mine and then at a specific
moment you want me to respond with one
word to my name of walking where was the
warning number five teachers helpers you
know when I look back at my school years
I realized that a lot of the things
teachers ask their kids to do where
whack is that hold up okay don't get
dark come down get your mind out of
there I'm talking about simple tasks and
errands after school all of these things
used to do for teachers and for what all
right miss I'm done cleaning the board I
put those mugs back in the staff room
manager with the recycling Wow good job
Willie you know what you get now those
squeezes aren't gonna mark themselves
I'm on it you think about it they get
any extra credit or getting marks for
this work though it's exploitation okay
it's modern-day slavery that's not just
oh yes hi Stuart yeah don't just mark
all these papers for me and then can you
assemble these iPhones I'm onto your
games teacher stop making people who are
younger than you do things that benefit
you and really don't benefit them in any
way okay having said that yo can you
guys follow me on my social medias
Twitter Instagram all these things
getting done to it don't do it no you
see this pimple right here my selfies
are gonna really hurting so you'll
follow me next week okay y'all peace to
the endcard
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