We are watching America's worst tattoos today, which is , I mean this is going to be a hum dinger I assume.
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Have you got any tattoos?
I don't, I was gonna actually when David Bowie died, eh that's very appropriate, I was gonna get a tattoo of him.
I always find it funny when people get sports ones, like a month before Premier league finishes and stuff.
Have you ever seen that one where its gonna be one of those things where its a hand holding a finger? And its like a baby's hand and it looks like a dick instead. *laughter*
"Hi i'm Dave, i'm from New Jersey and I have America's worst tattoo."
*snort*
So matter of fact, this is it.
"My tattoo is supposed to be the Sopranos"
Dave is off his face. *laughter* He is. It looks like he is on cocaine.
"This is a nightmare."
Ahhh, it looks like Mount Rushmore, you know when you have the president. *laughter*
Look at how many *gets cutoff by man* OH MY GOD, Jesus they don't even have features.
Look at the one on his arm they can fix that as well.
"UH i'm Irish and I like the Celtic art."
"ok"
You're Irish, I don't think the Irish people want you.
Of course he is Irish look at him. He looks like he could explode in the sun.
"It's probably been years since I've done a Celtic tattoo. "
" I'm like always shooting myself in the foot by free handing everything."
"And I had to go in and totally change a bunch of the knot work."
"Oh jezz"
*laughter* Rub it out and draw it again. *more laughter*
I don't, oh God.
"No, I trust you Tim."
"Cool."
You trusted the last guy and look see what happened to your back.
*Laughter* Don't trust people.
You know who goes in and ask for Sopranos but except can you make it look like they melted a little bit?
Yeah, just in pain.
*laughter*
Yeah I've never heard a tattoo artist going
"yeah I haven't done these in years I don't know how it's going to turn out."
I would not let, but then again we have established that this guy will let anybody tattoo him.
I can say that he seemed like he has practiced on himself by his tattoos.
Yeah you have to though.
On yourself?
Mhmm
Oh my God, Jesus like he started drawing the tattoo
And then he said " Oh my God I've made a terrible mistake."
And then started to rub out what he's done.
He didn't even go to him like a haircut, he didn't even go "How does that look?"
He just drew it, then did it.
"You're a darn magician."
A what? A darntin .... a dart in the magician?
*laughter* I don't think that is a phrase dude.
What do you think?
Awful. Awful.
Yeah.
"Yeah it wasn't a tattoo shop but it was his internship, so"
"he was pretty new at tattooing."
"Not a good sign"
"No, not at all."
"Well it sounds so bad and it sounds like it has had such negative effect"
"I really need to see this tattoo."
Uh. I need to see this tattoo
I'm into this show now.
WOW.
She seems like a people person.
Did it mean something to you, well it was like I have this dodgy uncle.
"It is a drawing that I found in a friend's book, of two faces"
A face of what?
What even is that?
Bacteria? *laughter*
He has got a tattoo of bacteria *laughter*
"That's so awesome."
That's unbelievable
That is too big
"You can finally wear shorts and stuff"
Now you can wear shorts * laughter*
That's like a subtle insult.
Now you can wear shorts.
now you can finally wear shorts, now you can hit the gym and do leg day
*laughter*
Um, I think the moldy apple one, whatever.
I don't know was it an apple or what was it ?
Val's little germ tattoo.
*laughter*
yeah aha could you just get it?
It was like a spore.
I think like they kinda bleed out the stories a bit too much
and its like, OK you obviously made a bad decision.
You either lost a bet or it was a drunken mistake or you got it done by some idiot artist.
Yeah definitely, there would be no reason for me too watch this again.
I would watch it if there was an extra twist.
Here's one if they f**k up fixing the tattoo
The other guy gets to tattoo the tattoo artist
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