Alright guys. It's 2016 can the new Batman be black. Oh No No no, no you can have a black best friend
Oh, yeah, every superhero has a black guy
Sidekick Iron man has a black iron man and Captain America has the.... was that the dark eagle
Already fine, Fine as long as he gets to drive the Batmobile
Oh, oh yeah. I'm sure he'll steal it at some point
Every Superhero ever
Whoa, I have superpowers
Oh man
I guess that means my parents have to die
Wait, What?!!!
Yeah every superheros parents die, It's the only way
Every Superhero ever
Captain man I've designed your suit with lightweight yet
Bulletproof materials containing microfibers that can withstand the harshest conditions. I think [you'll] be pleased
Nice. Oh... and Captain woman
I'm sure you'll be more than pleased with their ultra strong super camouflage
Sun Bikini! -What that's not, He's Got tha- That's not safe. -Oh no. No, I almost forgot the matching
Stripper Stilettos
This is bulls**t
This is F**king BullS**t
I'll wear them
Jacy better than Marvel.
(Aqua Man Pleasuring himself....)
Look at the dorsal fin on that one
Aqua man quit dicking around we have to go find Darkside! Arrhh goodd..
I'll be ready in like five minutes
Let me get some some baggier outfits. This is
Just ridiculous yeah, yeah yeah, yeah of the justice league take a look at that. Yeah. Yeah. See you in five minutes. Okay, okay?
Just close the door okay. I didn't see anything
Bye batman
See you in a couple minutes
Knock next time! GO GIRL.
NO Jeffery! Stop it! Jeffery Some Superheros has living parents!
Superman might had his parents back on the farm Mm-hmm. His real parents died back on Krypton. -Uhhhh
Spider-Man that was his on an uncle and his uncle still died
Violently [oh] damn it
why does deadpool get to see tittes And I dont? -Sure is nice having my own superhero movie - Yep
A movie with my own name on it. It's glorious. Hey, do you think I could have my movie
-Ha
No, only dude superheroes get a movie. Oh cuz hawkeye was such a good movie
(All) OHHHHhhhhhh -Shut up!
It's coming
We're just waiting on legal. -That is not a superhero. He's just rich F**k yeah, I am
Look I'm sorry, but one of you has to die.
We're good now right? Yeah, I guess we are
But you did just kill dad which makes you my nemesis therefore. I have to kill you in order to Avenge his death
Oh come on
Zombie noises? (Wtf)
Look at Spider-man. Oh is it Tobey maguire Andrew Garfield hurry. I heard it's a new guy!
Already?
Look ya'll I'm Black now. ohhhh, so you're like spider man's best friend
Every Superhero ever
Yeah, nervously the fact
Zombie Grunts Again
Mr.. Wayne yes, sure just sign this before you go okay. Hand me the bat pen -The what
The... (Zombie Grunts)
Amy the Bruce Pen, Yeahh The Bruce pen. I'm bruce wayne! ahhhh this pen doesn't work.
JOKERRRRRR You just gotta click the top. Oh
Tha- -No, No, that's not your name all right. It's bruce
Bruce man.
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