♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza for you and me ♪
♪ The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza And my feet are killing me ♪
Woah!
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza for you and me ♪
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza free delivery ♪
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza very tasty ♪
[gasping]
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
I can't, it's for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?
- I do! - Well I don't!
Squidward!
There it is.
[music playing]
[vault opening]
Holy shrimp!
I don't know where to start!
But all that matters is it's just you and me and nobody--
Squidward?
Is that you?
SpongeBob! Er... er... er...
What are you doing here?
I always come to work at three am, this is when I count the sesame seeds.
What are you doing here?
- Oh, I forgot my er-- - And why is the Patty Vault open?
Oh, I thought that er--
And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- no, I didn't do--
And why are you acting so nervous?
And why are you sweating so much?
And why do you look so hungry?
And--
No, no, wait, it's not what you think!
Er... this is a big misunderstanding, you've got to believe me!
I--
Listen, I am telling you!
You better listen to me, SpongeBob!
You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
[vault slamming]
Yes, yes, I admit it, SpongeBob!
I love Krabby Patties!
[eating]
Squidward, how many are you eating?
Squidward!
[laughing manically]
[eating]
Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!
Squidward!
What's gonna happen?
Am I gonna blow up?
No, worse!
It'll go right to your thighs!
My thighs?
And then you'll blow up.
[explosion]
You sit right there, my hungry little sailor,
while I whip you up some grub from the galley.
[giggling]
[singing]
[sizzling]
[clapping]
[laughing]
[sizzling]
[music playing]
[screaming]
Huh? Careful there, little buddy!
The grill is hot!
[gasping]
[humming]
There's the bell, and we're off and eating!
McNulty taking an early lead
and really going to work on those patties, what a dynamo!
The little smelt from three towns over eating at a terrific pace!
And what's this? Patrick Star isn't moving!
He seems stuck at the gate!
What are you doing, Patrick?
McNulty's pressing forward, looks like this is gonna be a blowout!
Patrick.
I believe in you, Patrick.
But wait!
Patrick Star is on the move and patties are starting to disappear!
Look at that little sea star eat!
He's inching closer to McNulty
and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat!
Never has there been a more prodigious display
of competitive eating!
The amount of patties being consumed is astounding!
[sucking]
And now... yes, yes!
Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty
and they are tied as they come into the home stretch!
Both eaters are now so full they can barely eat but eat they do!
Moving so slowly now,
one can't help but wonder is they are going to hit the patty wall at some point
and... and what's this?
Patrick Star has risen from his seat and is pointing to centre field!
No, wait! He's pointing to a little boy!
Here you go, champ!
You can have mine!
[cheering]
And he's eating... he's eating!
The Great Starbino is eating!
Patrick Star wins!
The belt is back in Bikini Bottom!