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i want to share a little information
with the ladies because a couple of them
complimented me on my outfit today and i
just want to say it's not designer i
don't do the designer thing
i don't do that too much money for just
somebody's name and my label it just
don't
feel right to me i think i got a thing
they call common sense and you know
it's kind of contagious so i figured
tonight i'll just explain a couple of
things that
like this you know people talking about
bling bling see there's 23 dollars
bling bling like a mug ain't it
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but don't hug me i'll snag your mama
with this bad boy i'm telling you
but i look good and that's what's
important i don't like to buy designer
clothes because the sales girls act too
snotty don't they ladies
don't when you go in those stores these
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well i'm the wrong one to act like that
with many many times i've informed them
what their damn job was
you're not in there and she looking at
me all snotty and i explained to her hey
you sell stuff okay it's your job to
price stuff for me all right
okay i know i ain't buying nothing
and you know i ain't buying nothing but
i want to know how much the
i ain't buying costs
and ladies this got to be the worst
designer purse what kind of crap is that
it's a bag that's all it use your common
sense it's a bag
and you wouldn't even have it if you
didn't have to carry things out of the
house that was necessary to take out
when you leave am i right
they tell you the purse is 700 what you
got in there a cell phone
some keys depending on which club you're
going to some liquor
and that's a whole lot about you you got
a 700 person you're gonna sneak a half
pint into the club in it
you're a smart sister and i think it's
epidemic this designer thing because now
men
are into designer clothes men and even
used to care about how they look and
dress
but now from the west side of chicago
where i'm from a lot of guys wear
alligator shoes which i have no problem
with i didn't until i priced
some of these shoes i priced a pair of
alligator shoes at two thousand dollars
that's a thousand dollars a foot
two hundred dollars a toe added up
if you missing a toe or two subtract
where necessary
but i didn't think it was fair because i
know some of these brothers and i know
their children and it just ain't fair
your kids look thirsty and you're
walking around with alligators two
thousand dollar shoes it ain't fair
i couldn't do it cause i got rules for
my money i would not buy a pair of 2000
shoes i can't i'll tell you what my rule
is if i got on a pair of 2 000
shoes i bet not stepping no dog doo doo
if i'm wearing some two thousand dollar
shoes and i'm walking towards some dog
dude
those shoes better turn my ass around
and take me in another damn direction
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and i found out since i've been in
entertainment the more money you make
the more they waste
that's right because my friends love
rolex watches oh
they love them i didn't even know what a
rolex was i come from the west side of
chicago
pole broke i know what time it is time
to eat i'm hungry
i'm trying not to think about the time
we broke around here
my friend come showing me his watch he
said look at this watch i said oh that's
so cute
he said cute what you mean cute you know
how much this damn watch costs
i was like no i can't say as i do
he said sixteen thousand dollars
i said you've been sipping on some
scissors
what the hell made you pay 16 000
for a watch and you you know he tried to
justify this purchase
he started telling me see this is a
rolex look at the second hand
see the second hand on a rolex it glide
but the second hand on a regular watch
it jerked i said that's all you got
16 all you can tell me is the second
hand glide don't you know
that for 16 000 the second hand ought to
act like a damn second hand
for 16 dollars that hand ought to jump
off the watch and get you high five when
your team make the damn basket
16.
for sixteen thousand dollars if your
woman mad at you and you think it's
gonna be a
hard night that second hand should jump
off grab the lotion and tell you you're
gonna be all right
tonight for 16 000
so i ended up calling him an ignite
bastard
and we got into it he said how come a
brother got to be an ignorant bastard
every time he tried to look good i said
no you're misunderstanding
i'm not calling you ignorant cause you
like to look good
you said you paid sixteen thousand
dollars for that watch
stand your ignorant ass right here and
watch me
excuse me bro can you tell me what time
you have
10 35 didn't cost me a damn nickel
that would be why you were eating it
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