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What if I told you there are a bunch of signs
around the world with ridiculous things written on them?
I wouldn't be surprised.
And what if I told you we had created
a GMM game using those signs?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Surprise! (Link screaming)
It's time to play What Does the Sign Say?
Okay, Link, this is how this is going to work.
You surprised me (laughing).
Yes, I see that. (Link exhaling)
I'm going to show you a sign,
but that sign is going to be incomplete.
It's going to have a part of it that is blank,
and then I'm going to give you some multiple choices
as to how you might feel that in correctly.
Yes.
If you get three out of five,
if you don't get three out of five of these right
I'm gonna give you a sign
that you have to put on your parking space here.
I have a parking space?
(laughing) Yeah.
Surprise!
That's great! All right. I've been parking in it.
Here's the first one: Caution.
So underneath the word "Caution" there is something else?
- [Rhett] Yeah, and that might be:
A, sprinklers; B, paintball players;
C, tomatoes; or D, I'm lonely. (laughing)
Caution, I'm lonely over here just out of frame.
I'm definitely thinking sprinklers,
because I've walked over a sprinkler that then comes on
and it's like (imitating sprinkler).
Right.
Surprise. That makes sense, okay.
It could go with the surprise motif.
Okay. Sprinklers.
(buzzing) - [Rhett] Wrong, Link.
It's tomatoes. (Rhett laughing)
What? It's tomatoes, man.
Ho-- I don't know.
That's the thing about these signs,
they're just from the internet
so I can't give you any satisfying context.
I just know-- Just pan the--
There's tomatoes. I want to see the tomatoes!
There's tomatoes over there and they're dangerous.
You know what, I would love this sign
'cause I hate tomatoes.
Right, I remember when this neighborhood
was just all zucchinis.
O for one.
Okay, here is a new sign: Beware of what?
Is it road surprises, cow dung,
travel miscalculations, or more road?
(Link laughing)
You know, got more road coming up.
Beware, what you're driving on continues.
- [Rhett] That's right.
If this, I mean...
I'm gonna go with cow dung,
'cause I think road surprises, while more helpful,
just is not feasible. Not feasible.
Exactly, exactly wrong, Link!
It is road surprises. (laughing)
I mean, that's what the frikkin' sign says;
it says beware of road surprises.
The only reason I go on road trips
is for the road surprise.
Right, well I know but you don't want to be on a road
that's surprised suddenly.
Whoa! I thought you were a truck.
The surprises continue; this is a motif.
Yeah you see it's unexpected man; you're O for two.
Well that is kind of expected, me being O for two.
Maybe this one's a little bit easier, okay?
This one isn't--
You don't even have to fill in a word.
There's something that is holding this man, okay?
Is it a helicopter,
a giant mosquito, a King Kong hand,
or his unwavering belief that Santa is real.
(Link laughing)
There's a lot of room up there for something
like a giant mosquito.
But why?
A helicopter makes the most sense,
and I never thought I would say that.
- [Rhett] Right.
I gotta go with helicopter.
I mean, what?
A hand? No.
It has to be a helicopter, please.
You would think so.
No, it's a giant mosquito. (laughing)
I actually did do some research on this one,
and I think this is in Alaska.
It's like somebody who had a sense of humor
who was like there's mosquitoes around here
let's make a sign that gets people to,
because multiple people have taken this picture
on the internet.
Apparently they've got big skeeters in Alaska; who knew?
Right, I think it's a saying that they'll carry you off,
so it's just making it in sign form.
Right, well but based on the placement
of that mosquito's back leg
he's doing more than carrying that man.
(laughing)
Hello!
Okay.
I'm doing great!
Yeah, O for three.
Basically you're getting the sign.
You're getting the sign that we made.
As long as I get the parking space
that comes along with it.
Okay, beware of blank when you wash your hands.
What are you supposed to be aware of?
Is it extremely hot water, bad music, people hitting on you,
or undoing all the cleaning you just did
because you turned off the faucet by touching the handle
without using a paper towel.
Remember people touched that before they washed their hands,
so it's basically like touching someone's butt crack.
(laughing)
Perfect bathroom trip.
I believe all of that.
I think of it every single time I'm washing my hands.
Butt crack right there on the faucet.
Extremely hot water makes the most sense,
but my experience dictates that I should choose
bad music. Okay, all right.
I gotta go against my instincts now.
Now you're on the wrong track, Link.
(buzzing) - [Link] Oh God!
- [Rhett] It's people hitting on you.
- [Link] People hitting on you?
That's, I don't know what kind of--
This is an internet Photoshop.
No, no it's not. You fell for it.
No, no, no it's not.
I analyzed this.
I analyzed this with my CSI ability,
and it's not Photoshopped.
Again, multiple pictures of this.
I think it's just somebody thought it was funny.
And they made it physically.
But you also don't know what kind of place this is.
You know?
I like a good clean hand. (laughing)
Oh God.
Keep washing it.
Can I watch you wash your hands?
Okay, Link, let's just see if you can get one right,
'cause this is your last one.
Okay, blank starting at $59.99.
Is it free wifi, pillows, late night visits,
or tickle party.
(laughing) Stop! Stop!
That one was free.
Why you gotta make a running joke out of tickle party?
You're the one that brought it up the first time.
Oh yeah, I started that. Yeah you did.
Why'd I start that? I don't know.
Free wifi, because here's what happened at the hotel.
It said free wifi,
then they decided to start charging for it.
They didn't realize logically that they needed
to edit the top.
Free wifi for the win of one question.
- [Rhett] Link, that engineering degree is paying off.
You're right it says, "Free wifi."
'Cause that's what happened.
Yeah, it's, again, no irony there.
It should have been free wifi period or comma,
and it would have cleared things up.
Okay, Link, you only got one right
which means you get this handy dandy sign:
Parking for huge dorks who know nothing about signs.
I earned it (laughing).
All right, click on through to see us get undercover
with Rob Huebel, I mean Harry Styles.
Yeah.
- [Rhett] Get comfy and cozy in a mythical hoodie.
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