- This is not gonna end well for my rear end.
Hey, I'm Mack.
- I'm Gabrielle.
- Hey, I'm Debbie.
- Hey, I'm James, and I'm about to eat...
- Jalapeños.
- And test...
- Which of these remedies actually
cools off a spicy, hot mouth.
- Yeah, that's about right.
We're gonna eat these (beep),
and we're gonna be like, "Oh, this one!
No, this one."
- Hi, I Stasia.
And, I'm about to be (beep) up.
- Ready?
- Salut.
- Got some seeds, couple of seeds.
- That's a lot of seeds man.
- It's starting to...
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- Heard water makes it worse.
- Cheers.
- I like want the water so bad,
but I know it's gonna be bad.
- You have to do it for the video.
- I wouldn't say that's helping.
- Yeah, no effect.
- Water's not good.
- It's more just like moving the spice around.
- That water tastes like (beep).
- Is this filtered, or...?
- Uh, Chelsea, uh, SoHo.
Everyone's talking about-- that's hot.
The water didn't do (beep).
- Stay away from the water.
Now, mind you, I am lactose intolerant.
So, this is really gonna be bad for me today.
- Oh (beep).
- Jalapeños and milk, thanks guys.
I really appreciate that, you know.
- Oh (beep) me.
- I think that maybe helped a little bit.
- This milk tastes good when it was in my mouth,
and I just let it sit there.
- It helped a little bit.
- But, after I swallowed,
I feel like I'm back to square one.
- Are you crying?
- I'm not crying. Relax, all right?
- Ew.
- It took the edge off a little bit.
- It helped, it helped a little bit.
How you gonna go for the one I was gonna go for?
- Mm, that's delightful.
- That's not bad either.
- It's unclear if it helps.
But, I was very happy about three seconds ago.
But now, I think the heat is basically just back.
- Actually kinda made it worse.
- The beer helped.
- Yeah, the beer's not really doing anything,
but you know, whatever.
- The beer makes it worse.
- Oh, my mouth.
- I would recommend in general, maybe not for spice.
- Chu--
You finished it before I could even start chanting.
- What is this supposed to do?
I've never heard of sugar.
- No, no, that's dumb.
Why would you ever do that?
- Oh (beep) it's hot.
Hopefully you kill the spice I'm feeling.
What am I saying?
Wow, that works.
- It definitely eased it a little bit.
After this, I could go for another one maybe.
- I don't know what that did.
Maybe it helped.
- It actually helped.
What? OK.
- The sugar was kind of, like, immediate OK.
But then, you, like, come back to your senses
and you still feel it.
- I am surprised, it actually cooled it
a lot faster than I thought.
- I think, what am I supposed to do,
like shove the whole?
- The bread does nothing.
The bread does absolutely nothing.
- That might've helped a little.
- The bread was the worst.
The water helped more than the bread.
- You crying?
- No, I'm not crying, come on.
Come on, guys.
- The bread was a confusing experience all around.
- Suffocates the heat.
- I feel like the bread actually made it better.
- No.
- Did nothing, nothing, nothing.
- Yup, ooh.
What kind of ice cream is this?
This is good.
- I think that helps.
I would recommend that.
- I feel like my throat is on fire,
and so that like really coats your throat.
- Didn't you already have ice cream?
- Yeah, I did.
Don't judge me, all right?
- Yeah, ice cream wins out.
- Gimme the ice cream.
- OK.
- Ice cream helps the most.
Oh my God.
- Ice cream is helping.
- The ice cream is really the only thing that gets through.
- I think ice cream helps the most too.
- Yeah.
- Woo, all right.
- Ice cream for sure.
- Probably the ice cream.
- Ice cream.
- I'd probably recommend the ice cream.
- I'll take the ice cream.
Thank you.
- You guys do not look good.
- I feel great. - Oh no.
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