(whirring)
(splash)
(scream)
- Three
(cars passing)
- You know that feeling when you've been
in a different country for like six days
and you really miss baby Adley?
Totally the vibe of today.
We went swimming, I did belly flops,
I got stung by a bee, took Adley sledding on grass,
she smashed her face but it was funny,
and she wanted to do it again.
It's the best day ever.
I think you're gonna like it.
(slow R&B music)
Whose toes are these?
I'm gonna get those toes.
Gimme your toes.
(laughter)
Good morning.
(laughter)
Adley, do you want waffles?
- Uh.
- [Shawn] Okay, where's Mom's waffle?
Okay, where's Adley's waffle?
Oh, where's Dad's waffle?
Oh, good job.
Should we do cheers?
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Ch-shh
- Eat a bite.
- [Shawn] Bite.
Adley, guess what.
I missed you.
I think the vlog missed you too.
I want the dinner table.
Adley got glasses.
Oh yeah, waffle glasses.
Killin' it.
- So cute.
- [Shawn] Wait, one more package.
You just diggin'?
- Diggin'
- [Shawn] Wait, what's that?
They want you to be on the USA soccer team.
Whoa, that's cool.
- That's awesome.
"Hi Shawn.
"Hope you're having the best day ever.
- [Shawn] Yes.
- "Century 21, the official real estate company
"for US soccer, and it turns out
"the team is in your neighborhood."
- [Shawn] Tickets.
- [Jennie] Yeah.
- [Shawn] What day are they?
Can we go?
- June 3rd
- [Shawn] Oh boy.
Adley, where did you go?
Hey, you got distracted.
We're trying to eat.
Monday morning dance parties,
and look, me and Jennie are twinners:
pants, black shirts, smiles.
And we have the same baby.
Her name is Adley.
Sunshine in my pocket, got that good song in my feet.
(Jennie laughs)
(screaming/laughter)
- We just stopped at a space station to drop off some stuff.
We're goin' to meet my family 'cause we're doing some
Memorial Day swimmin', hangin' with the fam.
Gonna do a barbecue, play some games.
So family day, as you can tell
from all the Adley footage already,
there's gonna be more of that.
Let's go find Adley.
Where's Adley?
Hey, what're you doin'?
- [Jennie] Go give him a hug.
Give him a wet hug.
- Ah.
You gonna jump in?
Okay, jump in to Mom.
- Jump. - [Shawn] Wow.
Hi family.
Should I get in the water?
Yeah?
Where's my swimsuit?
Swimsuit, where?
- [Jennie] A little bit higher.
In that bag.
- [Shawn] Got it.
(triumphant music)
Let's go swimmin'.
(splash)
(laughter)
Vrmm-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baaam.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-baaam.
Wow.
Watch this.
One.
Two.
Three.
- [Jennie] She does like a star in the air.
- I know.
Okay, let's show the vlog.
Plug your nose.
Oh, good job. - Good job.
- Guys, she's really brave.
She's gonna do good at the new lake house.
Get the ball.
Oh, get it.
Oh, good j-- oh Adley, go give it to Finn.
Oh, good job.
- [Jennie] Adley, over here.
- [Shawn] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
She wants it to go in the pool.
- Ball, ball, ball, ball.
- [Shawn] Mom almost went backwards into the pool.
Oh, good job.
Oh.
(scream)
See ya.
Uh oh, Mom fell in.
Why are you swimmin' alone?
That's not safe.
You should always swim with a buddy.
- Buddy.
- [Shawn] Get it, Mom.
Haha, get it Momma.
- Ready?
(laughter) - Momma
- Did Mommy hit me with a ball?
Okay, let's get back in.
Whoa, yay.
(splash)
- [Jennie] Woo.
- [Woman] Oh, he did the dolphin.
- [Jennie] Is he doing a dolphin?
- [Shawn] Adley, I like your hair.
It's so fancy.
Hey, what are you eating?
Is that a chip?
Wanna do cheers?
Yeah, get a good one like that one.
Okay, ready?
Cheers.
- [Man] Why, hi you.
- [Shawn] What are they doin'?
- Oh - [Shawn] Oh
Are you gonna skateboard?
Oh, it's skateboard.
Oh, good job.
Get on.
Okay, here we go.
Whoa, whoa.
Yay.
Whoa.
Should I try and kick flip this?
Aaaay - [Jennie] Good job, Daddy.
- [Shawn] Sit down.
Oh.
Vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum.
Vrmm-vrmm.
(whirring)
- [Jennie] Wow. (laughter)
- Oh
Again? - Momma.
- Well, I'm glad she didn't get hurt.
- [Jennie] Didn't look like she did.
- Ow
- [Woman] Dada, she wants you to sit.
- I just got stung by a bee or something.
That sucked.
- [Jennie] You okay?
- I got stung by a bee, look.
- [Jennie] Let me see. - [Shawn] He's a jerk.
He's right there, ya jerk.
- [Jennie] He's still alive.
Be careful.
- [Shawn] Yeah, watch out, Adley, he's mean.
He'll sting ya.
My owie's right there.
- [Jennie] Oh gosh, I'm sorry hun.
- [Shawn] It's a owie.
Will you kiss it better?
- [Jennie] You've got hairy legs, Daddy.
- [Shawn] Ah, that's gross, aw-dakes.
I'm glad it didn't sting Adley.
That sucks.
Now I'm salty.
That's the end of the vlog, bye.
Just kiddin'
Aaaaaw, aaaaaw, aaaaaw
Boop.
Oh, Dad's turn?
Pull me.
- [Jennie] Woo hoo hoo.
- Uh oh
- [Jennie] Adley's turn
- Whoa, yay.
Good job.
- [Jennie] My turn?
Dada, pull Mommy.
Push me.
- [Shawn] Oh, push.
Adley, will you film it?
Here.
Hold the camera.
Okay, film it.
- [Jennie] (laughter)
- [Shawn] Adley, you gotta film it.
Hold it like this.
Good job.
Waaaaaaaa
- [Jennie] (laughter)
- [Shawn] Adley, are you gettin' it?
Get it, Adley.
That was Adley's filming.
She's not very good.
Brandon, put your hand on this knee.
- [Brandon] K.
- [Shawn] Put your hand on this knee.
- [Brandon] Dude, it's warm.
- [Shawn] Weird, huh?
- [Brandon] That's way weird.
What'd you do?
- [Shawn] That's a bee-- oh, I didn't tell you.
I got a bee sting earlier.
- [Brandon] Oh really?
- [Shawn] Yeah, look.
You can tell it's like--
- [Brandon] Yeah, it's like a little bit swollen.
- [Shawn] And it's really hot.
- [Brandon] Yeah, that's weird.
- [Shawn] Holiday, feel my knee.
- [Holiday] Oo, I can already see it.
This one.
- [Shawn] Feel it.
- Wow, about 101 and
- [Shawn] Yeah
- [Holiday] 67.
- [Shawn] And, and that's the update of my knee.
It's bee-stinged and swollen.
I think this is the end of the vlog.
End of vlog.
Say something important.
- Eat your vegetables, kids.
(slow R&B music)
(suspenseful disaster movie music)