Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. WOMAN MOANS
THEY MOAN AND BREATHE HEAVILY
That was so good.
It always is with me. Still got it.
THEY LAUGH
Mmm. Mmm.
This has to be the last time. Oh, 100% the last time.
God, we were pissed.
THEY LAUGH
Yeah. I was probably more pissed.
Oh, probably why you suggested this, then.
I'm pleased we're all right now. You know?
I was worried about you for a bit.
Why? It was a mutual decision.
OK. I mean...
I ended it, and then you sort of tagged on that,
"Oh, you know, I was thinking of ending it anyway, like..."
What are you talking about?
Don't get annoyed.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm happy you're all right now.
I bet you'll be ready to start seeing new people soon.
Yeah, so will you.
Well, yeah. I mean, I already am.
Who?
Just Kelly.
KELLY Kelly?
Yeah.
And that is great. Yeah, good.
She's clearly always fancied you, so it makes perfect sense. Fine,
whatever, next question.
I'm actually having sex with other people too, so, fine.
Right. Who?
Jane. Right. Jane, who's Jane? A model.
And where did you meet Jane, the model? At the club. THE club?
That's the one. Oh, well, you'll have to tell me where this
model-filled club is. I would do, but it's really exclusive.
It's only for people who haven't fucked Kelly.
So hardly anyone can get in.
OK, well, like, I'm really pleased that we both agree that this was
the last time.
Are you so arrogant, Cara,
that you think I've just been sat at home desperately pining for you? No.
I thought sometimes you'd be at work. Oh...
We split up, Cara, right? This was just sex.
I don't want anything else.
Good. That's great.
OK? Cos the last thing that I would want to do is hurt you again.
This was just sex!
Just sex! OK!
In fact...
..you're the one who text me.
You're always texting me.
If anyone's obsessing over us, it's you.
Maybe that's because, you know, I've still got feelings for you.
What?
Nothing. It doesn't matter. No. Say that again.
Well...
Maybe, somewhere deep, deep down...
..I still feel something for you.
Are you being serious?
I just miss you.
I don't know what to say.
Do you ever think we made a mistake?
Maybe we should have given it one more go.
Yes!
Of course. Of course I do.
I knew it!
SHE LAUGHS
Yes! Mmm!
I knew that you still had feelings for me! Boom, yes!
SHE LAUGHS
Fuck you. Oh, no, come on, Bella. No, fuck off, Cara.
That's fucking humiliating. I'm sorry.
Do you know what,
it's really nice to know you have absolutely no feelings for me.
Oh, come on, it's not like that.
I was just messing about. You know I think you're brilliant.
I think you're the best. Really? Feels like it.
Go on, then.
Name one thing you actually like about me.
I think you're funny.
Right.
And I think you're fit.
I think you're brilliant.
And you're intelligent.
You did love me, didn't you?
Oh, yeah, of course, of course I loved you. I really loved you.
And you really think I'm fit?
Yes. And intelligent?
Of course. Better than Kelly?
Who's Kelly? And you really, really fancy me? Yes.
Yeah, all right, Cara.
But this was just sex, yeah?
You've got to move on, babe.