I thought you guys said we were safe at the Capital!
I never thought they'd be so bold! They'd take too many casualties!
I guess they don't care how many people they lose.
Once they have the sword, it won't matter.
Then sounds like we gotta make sure they lose all their men!
Yes! Forget the counseling session.
Bring on the blood bath!
Let's get out there and stick it to 'em, gang!
Hold up.
Um, I got a better idea, but...
...you're probably not gonna like it.
Can't be much worse than the current one.
It's like Kimball said, the Capital's a death trap...
...but not for us.
What are you doing? We've got patients to save!
Uhh... yes ma'am!
Ahh, my arm!
Oh, so now human limbs are a bad thing!
I think that these guys...
... are gonna need a hospital.
Just... no.
Come on, we need to get everyone out of here.
What are you talking about?
Didn't you hear? We're evacuating!
Excuse me?
General's orders. We're abandoning Armonia. Warthogs, pelicans, whatever can get us out of the Capital.
But... why?
Well, the mercs just dropped all of their men right into the city.
A city that just so happens to have a very powerful nuclear reactor.
And, if we blow up the reactor...
We blow up everything Charon has to throw at us.
Haha! That's it! Run!
Anyone got eyes on the targets? - Not yet.
Then let's pick up the pace! I want that kill bonus.
You know, I always wanted to be popular as a kid.
As did I.
Is it just like you imagined?
No... - Kinda!
Alright, we made it to the Armory.
"Good!"
"There should still be a Pelican docked in the garage."
"Load up as many supplies as you can then get Tucker and Doyle out of the city."
We'll take care of the reactor's manual overload.
Be ready to come pick us up once you're done.
"Are you sure there is no other way? Armonia is our home!"
We'll build a new one. Right now, you need to focus on staying alive.
We should keep moving.
How much farther?
It's gonna be a while. These tunnels wind all over the place.
Well, at least they keep us off the streets and out of trouble.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Uh-uh... I don't think so.
I really, really hate this guy.
We don't have time for this.
Don't worry...
I'm the one he wants.
If I stay will you let them go?
Huh. Deal.
But once you're dead...
I'm coming after you, Washington!
Please kill him.
You sure you'll be alright?
Yeah. ...I'm sure.
Ammo? - Check!
Machine guns? - Check!
Rocket launchers?
Oh...
...you better god damn believe it!
I'm not sitting next to him on the plane.
Shotgun! - Check!
Uh guys...?
Remember those bad guys from earlier?
Well, they're coming back.
Oh dear... - Grif!
What's the status on our Pelican?
I don't know! Every time I turn it on it just makes a loud clunking sound.
I'm gonna clunk you if you don't figure it out!
God damn it. Where's Lopez when you need him?
Wait a minute, where is Lopez?
"Uhh... last I saw him, he was in the garage."
"Pendejo!" - Oh, shit...!
Lopez is stuck in the pelican! - What...!
Get him out of there! - They're coming inside!
Quick, everybody hide!
Listen, all I'm saying is if we grab a warthog, we can cover more...
Damn it! We suck at hiding.
Targets in the armory! - Aaaahh!
Remove the mechanical man this instant!
Hostile forces approaching.
Oh, god! They know!
Wash, please tell me you guys are done at the reactor.
We need backup.
"Haven't made it yet. We ran into Sharkface."
What?!
"Carolina's handling him. What's wrong?"
Forget it. We'll figure something out.
Figure something out? Just what exactly do you suggest we do?
We hold this place down until we can get the hell out of here.
"Keep it together. You got this, C."
You can beat me down as many times as you want...
...but you're just putting off the inevitable.
So come on...
What are you waiting for?
Still trying to figure out how to beat me?
Or are you just too scared?
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry...
...for what we did to you,
...to your friends,
You were on one side of the fight, and we were on the other.
We thought we were the good guys.
I'm sorry.
I don't care if you're sorry.
Sorry doesn't change what you did.
Sorry doesn't bring them back!
I know!
But I'm offering you a choice.
I don't want to fight you.
Turn back now...
...and you can walk away from this... alive.
Ugh... something's gotten into you.
And I'm going to rip it out!
Hello everone.
Now that we have our own Youtube channel...
I've taken the liberty of reorganizing everything for a steamlined viewing experience.
Just hit subscribe to put it to use.
You're supposed to convince them to subscribe not put 'em to sleep! You loser!
[sighs] I hate him so much.