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[Applause]
ladies and gentlemen
welcome to my arena where there's no
rules
no research only bloodshed
i am ringmaster your announcer
your host extraordinaire for this
extravaganza
and let me welcome you to the exhibition
in today's match we have two
unbelievably strong guys
so much so that it's almost a joke in
this corner we have the kryptonian
the not-so-disguised disguise wearer the
eyeball
laser shooting superman
and in the other corner we have the cape
baldy the most fearsome man in rubber
kitchen gloves
the extremely average and boring side
now what makes these guys so freaking
strong
superman has those nifty alien g's no
not those no no no i mean jeans like the
swirly ladder things the mitochondria is
the powerhouse of the cell
but this man's got the chlorophyll for
the game
by absorbing the would-be skin cancer
from the sun he gets cut like a marble
statue
sci tama on the other hand got strong
from the lack of logic or
science he takes the old if you believe
hard enough anything is possible adage
and went running with it literally for a
crazy workout regimen that would cause
more injury than gains
kinda like crossfit he became uh bald
powers you asked no you don't need that
just be so unbelievably satirically
strong that
no one can contest you no laser eyes no
ice breath
just good old-fashioned punches
while superman's skill set was created
by asking a group of kindergartners what
powers they'd want
and putting them into one person you
merge that with a sad backstory and
bam superman will we see some serious
punches
will we see laser eyes does straight
drop all the flipping nose
so without further ado let the
exhibition
begin
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well then i'm gonna need you to stop
right where you are
huh i'm in the middle of hero work
i'll sign the autographs later what are
you some kind of hero
i'm just a guy who's a hero for fun
well you're doing a sloppy job you've
caused too much damage in the process
i'm gonna need you to come with me
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wow
hmm
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okay
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and you said i did a sloppy job
huh you're able to withstand all of my
blows
i'm actually impressed this is not a
game
now where was i going
no right they had a sale today
well score one for bald dudes i guess
what a season some of our biggest bangs
blasts and bashes yet
hey dbx has taken a breather but we're
tagging in death battle
for more what you love the first fight
preview is out right now
beerus the purple space cat takes on
sailor galaxia the gold space lady
watch wizard boobs take deliver the
deadly details on these destroyers
sunday august 9th for first members and
on youtube the very next day
you know i think my arena really dodged
a world-ending bullet on this one all
right thanks for watching