(buzzing)
- Guys.
I, I can't even.
Hey, what's up guys, Keaton here,
and I'm only wearing one shoe right now.
And if you think that's weird,
it's not as weird as this thing.
This is a Roomba.
Yeah, you remember that thing?
(soft music)
- [Advertiser] Now, there's a smarter way to vacuum.
- But for your phone.
Let's check it out.
So yeah guys, this is the Phone Roomba.
And I don't know about you, but it's 2016, okay?
Our phones, they're going to have finger prints on them.
You know, that's just the way of life.
To clean your phone screen,
who has time for that anymore?
Like, I don't.
I can't be bothered.
So Japan came in clutch.
They made a Phone Roomba.
I forgot how much it costs, honestly.
So if you guys want to check it out, link's below.
I think it's like $20 or $30.
I don't even know, go check it out.
I'm in love.
I am, this is the best thing ever.
So let's open it.
I don't want to break it.
I don't want to break the packaging.
I just know it does not have a battery,
so keep that in mind.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Do you see this?
It's got like a little cloth on there to
clean your phone.
This is like, it's like one of those toys
you get in a happy meal.
Let me know in the comments if you agree,
and drop a Like on this video.
I gotta be honest with you guys.
I haven't been real with you recently.
I have a Like quota,
so all the people that like sponsor the channel,
if I don't get a certain amount of Likes
on every single video,
sometimes they tell me, sometimes they don't.
They'll just straight up drop me,
so if you guys could drop a Like on this video,
I'd appreciate that.
I think my heart's on this side.
I appreciate that.
Called the Auto Me.
There's the On/Off switch.
I think you turn it to add the battery.
I don't-
I don't know.
I feel like you gotta turn it some way
to put the single AA battery.
Like who says single AA.
It's always double AA, double AAA.
Give me that in and out secret menu.
Why are my-
Did that, oh my God, that just happened.
It was as simple as just pulling it apart.
Let's take our battery.
So many-
(buzzing)
Oh my God, it works!
It works.
Okay, I'm just trying to reassemble this.
Okay, I mean, if you lined it up,
you would have been good, Keaton.
She's all ready to go.
We gotta get the phone dirty first,
so add some finger prints.
Lick the phone a few times.
Really get it in there.
(slapping)
What if I broke the phone doing that?
Okay.
You can see, this phone is dirty.
Look for yourself.
So, we got two wheels.
They have rubber on the wheels,
so like there is some friction.
I don't know what this is.
Is this like a siren?
Then you got the cloth.
All right, we're just going to see if it works.
So here's my iPhone 7, finally rocking it.
Honestly, this might solve the jet black iPhone crisis.
Interesting.
(buzzing)
You can see it's going.
It's moving.
(buzzing)
Oh my God!
I don't ever scream like that,
but oh my God, it works!
And it's staying on the phone.
What?
What is going on?
Yo!
It's actually working!
Oh my God.
(clapping)
Good job, Japan.
This is sick.
I gotta take a Snapchat.
Follow me at Snapchat, my code's right up here.
You already saw this if you were following me.
If you're not, you're seeing this the same day.
Yo, I got a Roomba for my phone.
What?
Honestly guys, like half the time we make these videos,
the products just suck
and they don't ever like actually-
you don't ever actually see it.
This is awesome.
It's actually working.
It like stays on the phone, too.
Wow.
This is cool.
What is life?
I'm Roomba'd away.
Drop a Like for dad jokes, right?
Am I right? Thank you.
It's products like these that give me faith
in the future of technology,
and the human race.
Thank you for existing.
Thank you for being you.
And people always ask me, like Keaton, who you voting for?
Donald Trump?
Hillary Clinton?
No!
I'm voting for the Phone Roomba.
Please be president of the US.
Please be president.
All right, we're going to turn it off.
I don't want to take away, it's doing its job.
We're going to turn it off and see if it made a difference.
(buzzing)
It's like Wally from that movie.
Let me know in the comments if you've seen that movie,
or if I'm just too old?
You're amazing.
Okay, let's see if it made a difference.
I don't know if you can see that too well,
but the center portion is pretty clean.
I mean, this was on there for like five minutes,
so I bet if I left it for like an hour
my phone would be spotless.
The center is pretty clean.
Like, I know there's finger prints on the side.
I don't know how well you can see that?
Please be the president.
Please, Roomba 2016, drop a Like if you're voting for him.
So yeah guys, the Phone Roomba is awesome.
So what do I do with it?
Should I keep it?
Should I enter it to be the next
President of the United States?
Or should I play Phone Roomba?
We're going to play Phone Roomba.
Screw it, I'm answering my own question.
Turn this thing on.
Can he do it?
(coin plunking)
Just missed.
(coin plunking)
I just broke my iPhone again.
It was not cracked like that.
Now it is.
Third time's the charm.
(coin plunking)
Did no- I didn't even get the cup.
(coins plunking)
How do I keep missing?
Oh, wow.
(coin plunking)
Oh I got rim!
(coins plunking)
Oh!
Oh my God!
(coins plunking)
Shoot.
(coins plunking)
No, I hit my phone.
(coins plunking)
Oh!
Even from here I'm not good.
I suck.
(coins plunking)
How do you miss?
Like, how does one miss from there?
Don't judge me guys.
(coin plunking)
Because I come in clutch.
Money!
So yeah guys, that's pretty much
it for the Phone Roomba.
This thing is awesome.
If you guys made it to the end and want
this to be the next president of the US,
because let's face it, it needs to be,
drop a fat Like on this video!
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But yeah guys.
I'm going to go clean the world.
(buzzing)