MAY 17, 2017, ROBERT MUTUALER IS APPOINTED SPECIAL
COUNSEL AND TASKED WITH THE TASK OF INVESTIGATING THE TRUMP
CAMPAIGN. THE TARGET PILE UP.
MANAFORT, FLYNN, GATES, PAPADOPOULOS, POSSIBLY LEADING
TO THE OVAL OFFICE, AND THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF.
THESE ARE THE MUELLER FILES. THE FOLLOWING IS A REENACTMENT
OF EVENTS THAT MAY HAVE TAKEN PLACE AUTUMN OF LAST YEAR.
>>> HELLO. MR. ASSANGE, I PRESUME?
[ APPLAUSE ] >> GOOD DAY, MR. TRUMP JR., I AM
JULIAN ASSANGE. I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ALL THE
WAY TO LONDON TO MEET FACE TO FACE.
>> NO WORRIES. AS SECURE AND OFF THE RECORD AS
SLIDING INTO MY TWEERT IS, I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE SAFER.
>> I TRUST YOU CAME ALONE? >> MY BROTHER ERIC IS WAITING IN
THE CAR. NOT TO WORRY, I TOLD HIM TO HONK
THE HORN IF HE GETS SCARED. NOW, MR. ASANG --
[ HORN ] >> EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.
ERIC WILL BE JOINING US. ERIC.
THIS IS MR. ASSANGE. >> HE LOOKS LIKE BRAKO MALFOY.
>> THAT WAS RUDE. WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT MAKING FUN
OF PEOPLE'S APPEARANCES, BUD? >> THAT'S DAD'S THING?
>> YEAH. >> THE DEAL WAS, YOU COME ALONE.
>> WELL CIRCUMSTANCES CHANGED ASSANGE.
ERIC'S WIFE HAD TO WORK, SO I HAVE HIM FOR THE DAY.
>> HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST HIM.
>> HAVING ERIC HERE IS BASICALLY LIKE BEING ALONE.
WATCH. ERIC, WHAT THIS MAN'S NAME?
>> JUILLIARD MASSAGE. >> AND WHAT ORGANIZATION DID HE
FOUND? >> RICKY LAKES.
>> AND WHAT DOES RICKY LAKES DO. >> I'M ERIC.
>> DEAD-END. TRUST ME YOUR SECRET IS SAFE
WITH ERIC. >> CAREFUL.
THERE IS A CAR COMING. DON'T BE SEEN.
>> HI. >> THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE
FOR COMFORT. LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
MR. ASANG THERE IS SOMETHING WE HAVE BEEN WANTING FOR A VERY
LONG TIME. >> McDONALD'S.
>> TOLD YOU BUDDY WE ARE GOING TO GO THERE AFTER THIS.
>> WE WANT DIRT ON HILLARY CLINTON.
>> HOW DOES A TREASURE TROVE OF HACKED DNC E-MAILS SOUND.
>> OH, THANK GOD FOR WIKILEAKS. >> FOR SHRINKY DINKS.
>> KEEP THAT IN A SAFE PLACE, ALL RIGHT?
>> OH, I WILL. THIS BAG NEVER LEAVES ERIC'S
SIDE. >> YEAH, YEAH.
NOW, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING THAT FOR FREE, YOU ARE
MISTAKEN, OKAY? I'M NOT SOME DUMB BLOND YOU CAN
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF. >> BUT YOUR HAIR IS WHITE.
>> ERIC, COME ON. >> IT'S NOT WHITE.
IT IS A PLATINUM BOB WITH A MAN'S FRONT WISP.
AND WHAT I WANT, MR. TRUMP JR., IS TO BE CLEARED OF ALL
ESPIONAGE CHARGES. THAT WOULD REALLY SAVE MY ASS.
>> ERIC WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT ASS IS A BAD WORD.
AND IF YOU HELP MY FATHER, I'LL HELP YOU.
HE IS ALWAYS LOYAL TO HIS FRIENDS.
>> WHAT ABOUT CHRIS CHRISTIE? >> ERIC, COME ON.
>> AND RUDY GIULIANI AND MOM. >> ERIC, DO YOU WANT PLAY WITH
YOUR SPINNER THING, ERIC. >> OKAY.
>> GOT THAT AT THE AIRPORT. MR. ASSANGE, I ASSURE YOU THAT
YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE REWARDED. ERIC, BUDDY, BUDDY, THIS LIGHTS
UP. THAT'S ITS WHOLE THING.
LOOK. LOOK.
THERE YOU GO, BUD. YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT IT DOES. MY FATHER WOULD NEVER SELL YOU
OUT. HELP HIM NOW AND YOU WILL BE
REPAID A THOUSAND FOLD. >> OKAY.
WELL, I THINK WE ARE DONE HERE THEN.
I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU.
AND WHEN I SAY YOU, I DO MEAN YOU.
NOT NECESSARILY ERIC. >> UNDERSTOOD.
AND MR. ASSANGE, BEFORE WE GO, THERE IS SOMETHING ERIC AND I
WOULD LIKE TO SAY. >> LIVE --
>> LIVE -- IT'S NOT LIVE. IT'S LIVE, BUD.
LIVE. ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT? LET'S DO IT.
LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SAT NIGHT!