hey guys crew blonde wave I'm Eric I'm
Erin Erin it's dom for deaf battle it is
time for a death battle this time it is
chuck norris versus two sagina Sheree
show you know who that is
Nessa suck I don't know what is either
oh I think it's in a name right I I
wonder when this came out was just like
during the height of the Chuck Norris
jokes maybe dearest you the video of
like Chuck Norris reading his top 10
favorite - yeah I used to watch Walker
Texas Ranger Alta my parents loved to
say you know like - yeah
number one Conan had that Walker Texas
Ranger lever what Conan O'Brien on his
show his old show on NBC hit just like
yellow lever and everyone saw he'd like
if it joke didn't land he played he paid
the lever and it go to a clip of Chuck
Norris like penis shut up so that's
pretty funny anyway so the height of the
Chuck Norris joke is probably over
but we haven't watched a death battle
yet so we're private relive some of
those moments yeah yeah yeah
and we'll also learn who this person is
I think you'll have a fifth timers beard
no don't make sense like they're going
to like all the stats of now makes every
fists yeah okay well I won't withholding
my judgment over middle yeah
right let's do it guys sorry buddy
all tails around a human feets have
existed for as long as man has been
telling these stories and today we pit
the greatest of these legends of massage
what ha ha
Chuck Norris no real introduction needed
and sega das entre defender of the sega
center of all things boomstick and it's
our chopping noise what armor and skills
find us all as generous well thing yeah
Chuck Norris played well in ancient
China there was a legend that one day a
child would be born from a dragon and
vanquish evil from the land that man is
not Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris
killed that man ha ha ha ha
ray Norris yes that's his real name was
born to a humble aroma family in 1940 a
loner mediocre student and all around
physically unintimidating pacifist his
childhood was pitiful that is until he
answered the call of his country join
the United States Army entered again
training in martial arts that's why
being really mad yeah yeah I was heavy
Peppa go Peppa learns out Chuck is
unnaturally gifted in the ways of
violence after his military career he
wandered America for 10 years battling
in martial arts my mission here at
dumpling yeah pick the Glock using
machines related like karate
championship title for six years and
became the first Westerner in the
history of Taekwondo to earn the eighth
degree black belt but he didn't stop
there chugga choot black belt status in
five additional disciplines
heungsu go karate Brazilian jiu-jitsu
judo and even one he Kroy did uses of
shock cuando my clothes it's actually
jong-kook dough or universal way her
Chuck harnesses the powers of the
universe to achieve superhuman
with one hand I can crush coal into a
diamond so impressed that him left he
hired a team of filmmakers to document
his life of newfound powers some of
these real-life accounts include the
Delta Force Walker Texas Ranger
yeah and Chuck Norris karate commandos
just anemic according to these archives
Chuck didn't kick a man so hard then he
got six back flips fire more bullets
from a machine gun than it can actually
hold without and even transform into
[ __ ] animals well know that he
doesn't he do that more um I don't know
because the most dangerous animal in the
world is jumping resin shainsa has taken
his already unprecedented abilities even
further through over 35 years of his
dance training on his secret weapon the
total gym he even had to create his own
pants with a secret gusset to keep them
from exploding off his body due to his
sheer kicking power he calls them Chuck
Norris action genes naturally towers
like these have spawned hundreds no and
that was an argent describing a virus is
capable of making it very difficult to
separate fashion fiction that is until
Chuck released a book officially
chronicling one the official end of his
favorite beats Thank You number 67 when
Chuck Norris does push-ups he pushes the
earth down fact number 95 Chuck Norris
is so fast he can run around the world
and punch himself in the back of the
head tomorrow from Germany according to
Einstein's theory of relativity Chuck
Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday
back number 71 scientists have estimated
that the energy given off by the Big
Bang was roughly equivalent to 1c nrk1
chuck norris roundhouse kick and those
are his review of the ones that we
promised everything of styling it wasn't
weird lies a third fist chuck is uh stop
whoa
he was on WWE Huffer one does that Furby
beaten unconscious and buried
underground inside a truck he revived
himself with a beer shower and
miraculously drove the truck out of the
earth provision with many different
vehicles speed boats helicopters a
motorcycle that shoots rockets and
weaponized dolphins flex whom he can
communicate with I'll take care of
angelfish and you guys make sure no one
gets out of here he also has a keen
sense of awareness and is ready for
anything even a giant alligator
parachuting in through a window well he
got her comeuppance was a good occasion
screen race guy really is all that is
man
what don't mistake unrelenting
masculinity for perfection despite his
impressive martial arts record he's
still suffered a total of ten losses and
that's not to mention his massive amount
of chest hair oh I'm his fan and a
source of power
it makes him easily grabbable and even
once aided in his own you know death at
the hands of briefly
luckily for Chuck death itself fears him
so he just kind of kept going in all our
years of research we've never found an
opponent worthy enough to take on the
Roundhouse Gigan beard punch and Texas
Ranger until now I heard another rumor
that you were bitten by a king cobra
yeah was but after five days of
agonizing pain the Cobra died
which one is that - first it is second
second Japanese folklore hosts a
plethora of horrifying tales rated the
god of thunder devours the stomach's of
children three happens monsters that
dwell in rivers drown their victims and
rip their soul bad-guy internal girls uh
and then there's the legend of the
karate master who will beat you within
an inch of your life if you aren't
playing a Sega Saturn name is second
test on true I don't know
did you have a spin sister no women sick
up to South Sudan children's nobody is
safe from sigit does read in 1997 Sega's
latest console the Sega Saturn was
failing Nintendo was dominating the
market and things seem bleak for this
once great video game tight that is
until a mysterious stranger appeared
with the plan so crazy it just might
work
he travels the land and beat the [ __ ]
out of any would not play in a Saturn
and it did one sales skyrocket ization
of Japanese youth what not much is known
about this mysterious Savior we do know
that when he appeared he had a giant
Sega Saturn strapped to his back which
he uses to train his physical and gaming
prowess at the same time and what
appears to be dating Sakura from Sakura
wars yes he is somehow dating a video
game character well I'm not surprised
because this guy has done some pretty
amazing for a homerun raced over 60
miles per hour on ice barefoot and won
the World Cup by throwing a player into
the wall to score the winning goal he is
a master of disguise and breaking an
enter he can duplicate and resize
himself an unlimited number of times and
once took down an entire Club filled
with people and only three moves but his
favorite and most powerful technique is
his earth-shattering judo throw which
can make his victims explode upon impact
kid twice short-eyes terrorized his
entire homeland into loving Sega's
floundering console sales even surpass
those of the Nintendo 64
so naturally the begin got jealous at
lunch
the huge as mislead Sega's headquarters
Oh
corporate squabbles but Sega Toth who
apparently resides on the roof of the
Sega HQ demonstrated to the world their
most impressive feat of all pictures
straight up lift up the building on to
the missile and stop it against a glass
window then flipped it around and rode
it into space
a missile of that size would travel
around 30 oh my gosh there's something
that no windowpane in existence could
possibly withstand just to stop it
without cracking the glass
Sega tech would have had to make the
missile way less than it should upon
contact with them the only possible
explanation is that Sega taught is
simply accept from the laws of physics
and theoretically capable of almost any
kick such as surviving the vacuum of
space well until the missile blew up and
died set up a Sun sure to the Tiffin
okay
or did he but a parting words from the
Japanese commercial announcer claims
that Sega - will always move on in our
hearts but also he lived on in you know
the regular rush well stuff cycle ended
by the tears of sadness in their eyes if
you look closely you'll see what appears
to be a shooting star or secondary
entering the Earth's atmosphere but
don't just take my word for this one
year after his supposed death a
strangely similar looking man appeared
in the game rent
number one he mentored the main
character in the ways of martial arts
while claiming to have once been a great
hero himself then in 2012 at Sonic and
friends competed in the race of Ages of
man bearing a giant Sega Saturn on his
back was seen steering a missile away
from the track Thomas Hunter refutable
evidence of all came in 2013 when Sega
DiSanto himself crashed a Sega sound
unit concert and performed his own theme
song live on stage all video footage was
boy what was the shrew number a few
surprisingly high quality picture QM
dozens of february 2015 issue of car
keys sonic the hedghog comic a familiar
looking judo master fought the blue blur
in a tournament on mobius which is our
own earth great thousand years in the
future there's only one logical
conclusion seconds is not only alive
he's immortal death may not be able to
evolve sorta talk but true turn has
difficulties against the death of others
specifically club zombies and ultimately
while he successfully revived the saturn
his skills were not enough to keep sega
on top forever perhaps the reason he
remains shadowed and anonymity is that
he is biding his time waiting for the
right moment to step into the light and
rescue sega yet again God knows they
need him now more than ever
regardless it's safe to say that all
Shinoda like a touch hard it works or
else you're gonna throw a shoe the
muscle a okay hang okay I don't know
so this isn't what I expected it to be
you know that was really funny to learn
them let's sue redic ah we can't can we
can't take this seriously we have to
decide that it sting okay
I know there's a guy who can survive a
missile in space yeah but he's died
still his Chuck has he died yeah they
said that Bruce leaked oh yeah Bruce Lee
farm in a movie sonic be him and it also
had a thing where it said that he was
beaten by under got him they didn't kill
ya shooting star huh um I don't know the
Eagle before I've won the last couple
ones so I'm undecided so you pick one up
the other I think I want to go with
Chuck you're go Chuck I'm gonna go with
the second guy the first thing I can
think of his sidekicks you said movie no
I think it's called sidekick or
sidekicks and we got a boy who like just
had this overactive imagination he had
like his life was kind of like bad and
he kept on imagining like that his
girlfriend
yeah not his girlfriend we want to be
his girlfriend in like these dangerous
situations and him and his friend Chuck
Norris would go in and like save her
from like these bad guys okay and it all
alternately led up to a karate
tournament that his like I think was his
grandfather or an owner of a restaurant
trying to help train him and when he got
there he had to go into a match
it was a 2v2 and he had no one to go
with him and Chuck Norris was there yeah
and they asked him to do it and he had
to fight with chuckle on his team and
stuff like it was neat it was a fun I
want to see that one that's him turning
animals yeah he hated Americans I'm
thinking yeah okay who's Native American
in Texas Ranger Tony yeah all right okay
well I'm gonna go check Norris all right
I'm gonna go with the Sega guy
it's a good guy yeah so don't let me
down
I was gonna be the he's watching Delta
40,000 oh shoot yes [ __ ] I still want
to see him punch with his beer me too Oh
okay
come back in here what each of so many
rights you're not big for them
whoa
oh yeah oh go down the weren't so
bashing him something like the head
remember
Oh nope tuturro no twice he slowed again
this didn't mean he's dead no doesn't
work on the undead
oh well with the he duplicated himself
where's the giant one Oh Chuck no Cher
he's like a pinball it's gonna be the
inverse ninja law soon right oh oh my
god what
what well it's fuzzy on the moon are
they fighting in space now in Russia
what they're doing
Oh is he punching you messing buzzer
laughter he's punching it back together
what the oh no it's gonna turn that that
oh my gosh ha ha I bet I get slapped
over this leg I want you to sign away
this thing Oh Chuck Chuck Oh Mars Oh Oh
No
he can turn the Sun one off because a
global warming right I don't know you
survived all babies gorgeous wait what
they're all gonna die not them wait is
there a black hole yeah yeah yeah black
off to the sons of ruin this but
but okay mo it's all our other death
battle death battles their consolation
oh wait it's a draw
oh [ __ ] that was awesome but who won I
don't know I think they're still going
our instruments just can't pick them up
anymore oh my god they might have ripped
a hole in space-time
so they've either traveled to another
dimension or completely destroyed their
plane of existence or both
well God have mercy on where they do I
guess this one just kind of spaced out
okay alright whoa we didn't have to
worry about that I guess it's so
ridiculous as our slap bet rules are
it's about so not winning it's about
losing need to ask loss they're still
fighting apparently yeah so nice most
slaps you'll be funny if here in the
future like they do some more sake oh I
like they show back up like in another
DEATH BATTLE be funny and I draw I can
do a thing where they're like this is
the last one and it's like 10 vs 10
characters something like that Goku
Superman you know whatever yeah I think
the end it's just there show up and they
show up and kill everybody else and they
just went oh alright
I did not expect when we first started
this I was like alright so like I know
who that guy was we good yeah so like
maybe he had to be silly yeah good
martial arts and really good martial
arts okay but now he's just from a Sega
commercial that's really funny I just
don't know what's true what's not like
that he really helped the Sega I'm on
the way it sounded like it helped
actually boost yes I get sales alone
okay so that was really fun okay
I never had it either I had to Jenna
snow I ain't had a Genesis I've always
had Nintendo stuff so I played on a Sega
Genesis I play on it before buying I say
I never had to take a Dreamcast but it
was a really good people why she because
so sadly it didn't catch on well he went
to space so if you came back or not he's
like it ending like Cloverfield and then
you're suddenly glad with the thing in
the background but sad what's that it's
that's funny
uh I guess AI might enjoy the story of
the the Japanese do it more yeah I think
I liked his at least his explanation
more I like the idea there
like tell my Chuck Norris and he hired a
film crew to follow his life events yeah
and they were documented in Delta Force
Texas Ranger got that chainsaw it's so
stupid
like you have to stop the chain I don't
know look at anyway
uh I think that's it right I think
that's all okay no slaps sorry guys to
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do like the yang T fool I'm excited for
that one because I have to buy into
Warner Ruby I liked Ethan I've been
growing to like yeah a lot too but when
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we need to get through more Ruby before
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