- [Man] All right, a nice relaxing afternoon
at the coffee shop. (relaxed jazz music)
Just my coffee and my book.
This is gonna be, this is gonna be awesome.
Let's get reading.
Oh, and I accidentally made eye contact with that guy.
That was a little awkward.
No big deal.
Okay, I did it again.
I probably shouldn't do that.
Okay, let's compose myself.
Why? Why do I keep looking at him?
Why, I don't want to look at him,
why do I keep doing it?
All right, back to the book.
Hmm. There are some interesting concepts in this book.
Crap, it happened again!
I'm out of control. (sighs)
For real, okay, this guy's gonna think I'm a total weirdo
'cause I keep looking at him,
or he's gonna think
I'm like judging his appearance or something.
Or wait a second.
Maybe he's judging me.
I mean, he's always looking at me too.
No, maybe he thinks I'm obsessed with him
because I can't keep my eyes off of him!
This is shaping up to be the worst day of my life.
Okay, we gotta see if he's still gonna look at me.
We've gotta verify this.
Okay, so don't look, don't look, don't look.
Okay, look. He's not lookin', it's fine.
I give up! I have ruined this situation.
I need to just abort.
I regret everything and I can never come back
to this coffee house ever again.
- [Man] Oh, crap, I've been daydreaming
and staring at that guy the whole time, how awkward.
(upbeat lounge music)