You watching "Love & Hip-Hop."
Check yourself.
Season seven.
You'll be watching us...
...for the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural...
...and honest reactions.
...with you.
The scene you're about to see is the question
that everyone wants to know.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Whose (bleep) is that?
I ain't got my 10K. You got (bleep).
You know how I feel about my convertibles.
This mother (bleep) is doing graffiti on my car?
Like it's the number four train?
Man, you don't mess with a man's car, brother.
It's like laying on top of a man's wife.
Don't do that, either.
It's gonna be property of losing in a minute.
Tell me something good.
Ain't nothing good, man, just...
Well, I'm glad you here, though--
What the (bleep)?
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Enjoy, Cisco.
Don't catch a cold.
Everybody know what it mean when you start unzipping.
I see his blood pressure going up.
Stop!
Yo, look, look! (bleep)!
It's spray paint, it's fake, yo, look!
Stop B, stop!
It's fake, look!
Yo, hold it, hold it, hold it!
It's only paint, it's not real, it's not real!
You gave up on this joke way too early, home boy.
Oh, it come right off!
Oh, okay, (bleep) got jokes.
They lucky that Rich Dollaz put his fat ass in front of me.
It do look like I was running,
but I didn't want it to go to that extent.
You were scared to death that man was about to get to you.
But, nah, we--
For 2.2 seconds, until Self gave it up, we had him.
I owe all of y'all an apology.
All right, I'm gonna be honest.
I've been tripping.
I'm going through a lot of personal stuff.
I don't know how many goddamn apologies we gonna do.
I've been taking it out on my brothers.
I apologize to all three of y'all.
I wanna know if it's buried and it's buried for life
and it's no more beef between us
so we can all go back to being brothers for real.
Yo, shout out to the man on the violins.
Y'all are the best at making us
look softer than we already appear to be.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Yes, I am.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Really? That's what you doing?
In terms of me and Peter,
this is the 150th time we've taken you back.
I mean, more hugs?
Can you please make 150 the charm?
One, two, three, let's go, come on!
One, two, three! Creep...
Creep Squad!
Be men. That's all we can ask for.
Now, Mariah, on the other hand.
But for my man, an apology will suffice.
Creep Squad.
The next thing you're about to see
is the freak squad making up in Mexico.
'Cause of me.
Yeah, 'cause of me, that's right, bitch.
Damn, this is why Drewski wanted to (bleep) with Bianca,
because she look like expensive chocolate.
And that's what he wanted to eat, expensive chocolate.
Bianca does have a fatty, though.
That (bleep) look like two bowling balls in her ass.
Hey.
Girl, (bleep).
Dutty gyal.
Surprise, surprise, ho.
Really?
Surprise!
What? You know what?
What is she doing here?
I'm here, I'm here.
Hello, ho. How are you?
This is some real whack (bleep),
like, you knew I was gonna be here.
Why don't you hang out with your real friends?
What you mean, my real friends?
Bitch, you supposed to be my real friend.
(bleep) you mean?
So if I'm supposed to be your real friend,
Sky said you sent her...
Is Cardi twerking while we're
trying to salvage our friendship?
You had me pissed off.
And I get that, Bianca, so skrr-skrr, right there.
On the strength that I knew her already, I was nice to her.
That's mad corny, though.
Like, Mariah, stop snitching.
You know we don't do that.
I'm from the hood.
We don't snitch on nobody.
I'm a Capricorn,
I'm all about loyalty.
You can't do that around me,
so we gonna forgive you this one time
and we ain't gonna do this again, all right, Mariah?
All right, and you know what?
After talking to Cardi, maybe she kinda used me
to kinda get back at you or make you feel some type of way.
If you really don't want me to (bleep) with her, B,
then I'm not gonna (bleep) with her,
'cause my loyalty does lie with you.
Say you're not friends with Sky.
All right, Bianca, I'm not friends with Sky anymore.
Nobody's friends with Sky.
I'm not friends with Sky.
Give me a hug.
Get up.
Get up before I drag you up and give me a hug.
And let's go over there with these two hoes.
That's what girls in New York do.
We just insult each other with words.
That's-- That's how we show love.
We call each other birds, hoes, bitch.
This is a real friend.
That's just another word for saying sister.
I'm a little still mad, bitch!
Ahh!
Ew! Look at Mariah.
She looking like a-- Like a--
Like a prisoner, with her goddamn braids.
You lucky I didn't have weave on.
Y'all lucky I had my natural hair.
Oh, the hotel guests thought we was crazy.
Look, her wig fell off. That's mad ghetto.
Mad ratchet and hood.
Oh, hell no!
Look at my sister, she running,
she do not want her edges to get (bleep) up.
Can't (bleep) up them edges girl! Oh, no, we in Mexico!
Them bitches is not gonna pull me in the goddamn pool.
They not gonna mess up my goddamn hair.
Hold on, sister, 'cause don't let nobody
(bleep) up your hair, look at you.
She hugging it like that's the best (bleep) she ever had.
I'm hanging on to my dear goddamn hair life on that tree
because bitches not gonna mess up my hair.
Like, I gotta make this hairstyle last
this whole goddamn week that I'm in Mexico.
Oh, my God, I was so tight,
I could not get Cardi off of that damn tree.
I wanted to throw her right in the pool.
Not getting in that pool. Believe that.
I'm like a cat, rrr.
She won't get off the tree!
Get away from--
Mariah!
Look at you trying to hump on the low.
And look at Mariah, she thinks she's slick,
she's trying to (bleep) goddamn hump me.
I don't know. Was I humping Cardi?
You thought nobody caught you, huh?