my stomach hurts what'd you eat
a bunch of chocolate chip cookies oh a
couple dozen
oh my god if you ate oatmeal cookies it
would be easier
it was not around how would eating
oatmeal cookies be because they're
better for you
oatmeal and raisins is better than flour
or sugar and chocolate
they're cookies he ate a bag of them so
eating a bag of oatmeal raisin cookies
is better for you than eating a bag of
chocolate chip cookies yes
not only that but oatmeal raisin tastes
better chocolate chip cookies and a
glass of milk thank you don't get much
better
all this cookie talk's making me sicker
cory i was just in the warehouse
and chum was trying to ride the uh
hovercraft
you couldn't even get it off the ground
yeah your dad bought the hovercraft it
doesn't even work
buddy i was there when he bought it and
that buy was solid
chum was messing around with the
hovercraft i bought even though i told
him not to
so he found out the hard way he might be
a little too heavy for this thing
maybe this is a sign you should lose
some weight it's time buddy
you on the other hand i have lost 21
pounds over the past few months
i feel like you put 10 of it back on of
all of you i've lost the most weight
you had the most to lose well let's get
something straight you haven't lost any
weight
yeah i have to i'll tell you how you can
lose weight
don't eat don't tell them that you don't
got to go on a diet you just got to
start eating better
what do i get if i lose enough weight
you might make it to your 40th birthday
chumway
all jokes aside we could all stand to
lose a little weight but i've lost over
100 pounds
i can speak from experience and i think
i have a solution but it's going to be a
long process
so i hope chum can stay committed you
know i know a nutritionist you can talk
to and you're gonna have to start
working out
you know everyone keeps telling me that
i gotta lose weight maybe they have a
point
i should start taking this health stuff
a little more seriously
all right i'm starting after lunch time
i'll be eating a regular food when
you're eating rabbit food
you could try and be nice to him if he's
going to try and lose weight
the guys were giving me a hard time
because the stupid hovercraft doesn't
work
and somehow even that's my fault but
they might have a point about me getting
into shape
so i'm gonna visit a nutritionist and
see what she has to say
okay so we're checking your total weight
and it's gonna spit out
our body fat percentage okay you could
step
off right here we have your total body
weight which is
273.6 right here
we have our body fat percentage
we definitely want to be between the 10
to 20
right now is 42.9
all right i knew i was out of shape and
overweight but
it really sucks to see it on paper the
question is
what are you trying to achieve i'm not
trying to
go run 10 mile marathons or anything but
well really 50 pounds is what i need to
lose to ride the hovercraft
okay i can't ride it because i exceed
the weight limit okay so we're gonna get
you riding that hovercraft
how often do you exercise
never okay
let's go over nutritional habits i
usually start off
with the drive-through and i pick up a
breakfast sandwich
and usually like a tall soda then a
couple hours later i have some snacks
like you know
chips or some cookies or something out
of the vending machine
a burger from somewhere or chicken
fingers
and then i guess i'll go to lunch chili
cheese fries
you know is there soda in there again of
course
it's lunch it's just wow
i'm scared we gotta do
a total 180 on the diet healthier
choices
of snacks lean sources of protein
and water i don't know what i got myself
into
i'm gonna be on him i'm gonna be
checking in i'm gonna make sure that he
is progressing to his goal
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nothing raises morale like a happy boss
so the day is donut day in the shop
meaning i stopped picked up donuts for
myself on the way in
donuts yeah
uh you know i can't eat doughnuts i
gotta have lean protein
he is on a diet we shouldn't be eating
the stuff around him all right that's
okay you can't have none trump
i'm not sweating this well i mean i'll
be sweating but
i'm not worried i'll be ripped
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why don't we just stop bringing donuts
into the store because i happen to like
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donuts
you