- [Mr. Beast] This woman bought every banana in a Walmart
and gave it to some monkeys.
And this guy saw his neighbor's house on fire
and started putting it out.
- What a good samaritan!
- We're gonna be reacting to random acts of kindness.
- Yay!
This is why you don't trust carnival rides.
- Yeah, I mean, dude, they literally package these things up
and move them like 10 times a year.
- On trailers.
- Oh, it's literally falling.
- No, it's tipping over and they're holding it down.
Isn't there a stop button? Why's it still going?
- The kids are like, "Oh, I'm dying!"
- And the guy's like, "You want one more?"
- Uh, yes! Yes!
- The boys.
We eating tonight! Oh and rice.
Bananas and rice. Bananas and rice.
- This homeboy's eating for the next month.
Wait for it. Oh, there you go.
He's got bananas for the month.
She's like, "Everyone take one."
And he's like, "Take one bunch!"
Owner saves fish.
Yo, look at that brain.
- Can he save his head from being so lumpy?
- This dude knows how to cure cancer.
We just gotta get it out of him.
He knows how to solve climate change,
and we're just ignoring him.
- Obviously not if he's choking
on a freaking piece of grass.
He can't solve how to breathe right.
Look, he's trying to go back for it. What an idiot.
- "Unexpected John Cena Prank on Fans"
Before we play this clip,
admire this tweet I made with John Cena.
- I don't see John Cena.
I just see you.
- That was the joke.
- Oh wait. It's the meme!
- I am a tiger. - Are you sure about that?
- Is that where the meme came from?
- For this epic meme.
(John Cena and kid scream)
That kid went through all stages of reaction:
utter fear, to shock, to excitement.
- See, I can never do that.
If I popped out like that,
a kid would say "Ahh!" - Ahh!
- "Invites to taco night"
- We are having taco night.
If you'd like to eat,
you just come over.
- You goin' to taco night?
- I'm seriously considering taco night.
- I'll see you at taco night, bro. I'm going.
- I want to host my own taco night.
- "Saving Man From Train Tracks"
How? What?
What?
(train rumbling)
- You can hear the train coming.
Look how close that was.
- And more crossing the freaking road.
- It's a sloth.
Look at him. He's like, "Ah!"
- This one definitely needed help.
- He just saved that sloth like eight hours of his day.
- "Students Buy Teacher Brand New Shoes."
- Oh! He got the Jordans. Are they Heat?
They're Heat.
You know they've been clowning on his shoes
all year, probably.
- Why does he kind of look like a student?
- He does look like a student.
(host laughing)
- This doggo was cold?
- Aw, he looks like my dog Boomer!
- You just go home tonight and Boomer's just not home.
- I come home and Boomer's wearing that coat.
- (auto-tuned effect) Yo!
- Aw! Look how much bigger their hands are than his.
He's like, "Oh, coming with me."
"Hey, what's up, man?""
- He's like, "Wait a minute.
Maybe I shouldn't steal this kid." (laughs)
- He's like, "You know what? I'll put that one back."
(people laughing)
- Oh, and he scores and then does it?
No way. - Yeah.
Oh, that's so cool.
- But more importantly,
why did it look like the goalie didn't care at all?
Look, look, watch!
He's just like, "eh." (laughs)
- Maybe he knew that was coming for the kid.
Would you want to be the goalie that stopped that?
- Win above all else.
- He's like, "Screw that child."
- Oh, this is where it's Tom Holland, right?
- Oh, it's Zendaya!
- If Chandler was one of them, he'd be freaking out.
Chandler's a huge Zendaya fan.
- Wait. - Yo, It's Toby.
- It's Peter Maguire.
- [Motorcycle Guy] Call the cops.
Any kids? And kids is in the house?
Anybody in the house?
- I don't know. I'm trying.
(fire crackling)
- Wow! Look how it's already melted the back of that house.
- I love how this guy just knows what to do.
That looks like where the fire came from.
- Probably had some faulty electricity running to it.
- She owes her house to him.
I just like how he was like, "Any kids inside?"
That, honestly, would not have been my first instinct.
- Do I gotta go beat up a fire or I'm saving lives?
Which am I doing?
Hey, it's Billie "Eyelash."
- She has more than one.
Billie Eyelashes.
- She's passed out?
- [Fans] She's nearly passed out.
- So a fan passed out, gets a bottle of water for her.
- Gives the fan a bottle of water? Wow!
- That's how you're supposed to do it.
- I'm so glad that every musical artist
in the world does this.
- Yeah. Every single one.
- Aww. - Oh man.
First guy is not the guy
who did the random act of kindness, he just kept running.
Don't be like the first guy.
Be like this guy. He's helping him.
What's put people in orange shirts
that just running past people?
- Apparently the brighter your shirt, the meaner you are.
- You're not a good person if you wear a bright shirt.
- "Police Officer Gives His Pokemon Collection Away."
- Some kid stole them right out my hand.
- Oh, so he was going to go trade some Pokemon,
he got nabbed.
- [Reporter] Police recovered the binder,
but some of Bryce's cards were still missing.
- Those were Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
- It's the thought that counts.
- I think it might've been the cop
that stole the Pokemon cards
'cause this story's getting a little weird.
Yeah. "They're Pokemon cards!"
Then he's got some Yu-Gi-oh cards.
- The cop just felt guilty.
But the cop was like,
"I can't give him his Yu-Gi-Oh cards back.
So I'm gonna give him these Pokemon cards
I stole from some other kid."
- Oh, you know he did, he probably gave him all the bulk,
and he kept all the rares, oh.
- There's only about 10 of these in the world.
- [Both] Cap. (both laughing)
- We're on sync.
We even pressed the pause button at the same time.
- We're bad people.
- This dude's fishing off his back porch!
- That's a level 30 dad.
- Whoa, that's a level 30 redneck.
- [Reporter 2] Watch as he climbs down one ladder
and then up another into her ride to safety.
- That guy was like, "Told you!
I told you 10-foot wheels were necessary!"
- Every time he posted a picture of it,
people laughed at him, mocked him.
- For every hundred of those,
only one of them gets used in a situation like this,
and he was "that one".
- There was a kid in my high school
who had one that high, and he jumped out of it
and literally broke his ankle and had to go to the-
- Welcome to North Carolina! - Woo! Baby!
- "Shaving Head to Support Girlfriend."
Did she get cancer?
Wait, is he just gonna shave his head without telling her?
- [Both] Aww! - That's so sweet.
- Videos like those are always so emotional,
but I'm a manly man and I don't cry.
- See, not a single tear.
- Nu-uh. Just a little red.
- [Reporter 3] So Michael LaFitte started "Dad's on Duty".
(both chuckling)
- I'm sure it's a very, very good organization.
Just "Dads on Duty" is kind of funny.
Let's learn what they're on duty for.
- [Reporter 3] Any negative energy that enters the building
has to run a gauntlet of good parenting.
- We stopped fighting. People started going to class.
- [Reporter 3] How could that be?
- You ever heard of a look?
- [Reporter 3] A look? Dads have the power to do that?
- Yes.
- Apparently Dad's on Duty can fix everything.
- Dude, I can't wait till I level up to a level 15 dad,
'cause then I get the ability to get "The Look".
And then when I get the level 20,
I'll be able to get the "Belt of Power".
- You're gonna spank your kid? - No.
- "Inmates Save Baby Locked In" Aw!
- [Reporter 4] A couple of them pried open the door
just enough to slide a coat hanger inside
and hit the unlock button.
- [Onlooker] Yes! Thank God.
- Why was there a car at a prison?
- Sometimes inmates get to work outside of the prison.
- It was a Joke.
- No, we have to explain things!
What if a cop was just using this to lock him back up?
The inmate just gets out of jail.
And then he sees a baby in a burning hot car.
He breaks the window to free the baby, the cop's like,
"Got him." - "Got him."
- "You fell for it. You fell for it."
- A family's Christmas decorations
nearly caused one man a heart attack.
- I mean, maybe after a couple of seconds
I would've realized, but from afar...
- Why would they not put a sign on his back
that says, "Not Real"?
- Come on. That kind of ruins the immersion.
What d'ya hate a joke?
- The immersion of thinking someone's
on the verge of death? - Good.
- "Helping a Stuck Giraffe"
- I like giraffes.
- Why? 'Cause they put their tongue in your mouth one time?
- How did you remember that?
- (laughs) Yes, yes, yes! You have to tell them.
- This one time when I was a kid,
we went on a safari tour at Disney,
and they said, "Put the piece of lettuce up to your cheek,
and the giraffe will kiss your cheek."
And I did, and it wrapped around the lettuce
and went in my throat.
I kissed a giraffe. - That's right!
Chris made out with a giraffe. He belongs in jail.
Is that the giraffe you made out with?
- That's a female giraffe.
- Oh, you made out with a male giraffe.
(Chris laughs)
- Katie, if you guys go to Africa,
you need to keep a close eye on this man.
Oh wait, we are going to Africa soon.
- We are! - Oh no!
- Delete the footage! Don't tell Katie!
Aww! All right, where's the random act of kindness?
What if it was just, he rung the doorbell?
- What if it was,
he placed the packages without breaking them?
'Cause he wouldn't be my mailman!
I have to wait an extra week
because my package gets destroyed, mailman!
- We live in a world where not throwing packages
is considered a random act of kindness.
- "Santa Signs to Deaf Child."
- Aww! - Aww, that's so nice.
- I here by make it mandatory
for every mall Santa to know sign language.
If you don't learn, we'll bust your kneecaps.
- Don't hold him to that.
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, that's the worst.
Oh, that guy stopped to help them too.
- One time I was driving,
and smoke just started coming out of my hood
and then my car stopped working.
- Oh look, he dug a hole for her belly!
- Oh I thought she just sucked it in.
- Where is it gonna go? - I don't know.
- There's a whole human in there.
- Thanks for watching, subscribe. I'm gonna go fart.
- Bye. (explosion blasts)