[singing opera]
- Ew, that's hot sauce! - Ew!
Don't do that!
Hot.
[singing opera]
Check baby one, two, three. Dah!
[pants]
Still there.
Um... I would like to say that I'm...
A great admirer of the Drama Club.
When I become President, I am going to ban
all uses of the word 'drama geeks' and 'drama nerds'.
Because I think it's very offensive and frankly, very inaccurate.
Chess, a game that requires intense focus,
mental dexterity.
Seems like a pretty peaceful environment--
[buzzer sounds]
Giant robot baby! What the heck is that?
That's the basketball team's new scoreboard.
Bienvenido, Jeremy.
Why should the Spanish Club vote for you?
- Well, I really think that we can-- - Uh-uh-uh.
En español de ahora en adelante, por favor.
- Do I have to? - Mhm.
Okay, Yoga Club.
[laughs]
You guys are so Zen.
I like it, I like it.
All right, nice pants. All right, let's do this.
Yes, you in the um...
What's it like, a pirate jacket?
Uh, we have our big fall musical coming up,
but the auditorium is double booked with the Flamenco Dance Club.
What can you do to fix that?
Wow, get a little bit of power and even the drama nerds want a piece of you.
Whoa.
Uh, totally inaccurate.
Totally inaccurate.
Mis compañeros,
vengo en busca de su voto
para presidente.
No para la gloria, pero for the bien por usted.
Muy impresionante, Jeremy.
Gracias.
Well I'm sure if we put our brains together, we--
[buzzer sounds]
Yeah, that's a little distracting!
Just a little bit.
No, no, no please don't fart. Please don't fart.
Come on, don't fart. Don't fart. Hold it in, Jeremy.
♪ Haters gonna say it, say it, say it Just to hear their own voices ♪
♪ But I keep slayin', slayin', slayin' Cooking up my good choices ♪
♪ I keep a lot of friends 'cause I'm loyal ♪
♪ Treat 'em real nice like their royal ♪
♪ So you never could say I'm spoiled ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm livin' my life ♪
♪ If they're coming at me I'll say no ♪
♪ Tell 'em I don't wanna deal no more ♪
♪ Wrap it up, tie it with a bow Oh-oh-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ I don't wanna get old too fast ♪
♪ I wanna make these good times last ♪
♪ See me whip my hair like that ♪
Nice. Nice jacket.
Hey, oh it's already started.
- Where are they? Sorry. - Yeah, I know.
- Hey, Mom! - Yeah.
- Mom! Dad! - Get over here!
It's me, Jeremy!
- What? - I'm late!
I'm coming to you guys.
Sorry, yeah I need to get right through there.
Thank you, sorry.
Yeah I know. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry I'm late! Super late!
Now my butt's in this guy's face. Ha ha, that rhymed.
Ow! Ow!
[groaning]
- You sat right in the middle. - Shh!
I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. I know!
I know!
Please don't grit.
You look great!
Okay, all right. This is a big night.
Guys, guys! Everyone be quiet!
I love you, sis! Don't blow it!
[crashes]
No!
Oh!
[sign falling]
Wait! Wait!
I...
I have something to say.
[exhales]
All my answers...
They weren't mine.
They were Milly's.
She's got a lot of great ideas.
And there's three of us up here today, but...
She's the only one doing it for the right reasons.
Look, I've done a lot of talking
during this election, but I now realize...
What having a voice is for.
It's for speaking up for what's right.
And being honest.
I can stand here
and tell you all the reasons why Milly is the best president for you guys,
but, you know what?
She can tell you herself.
[audience applauding]
[music playing]
Thank you, Jeremy.