Hi there everyone! I'm here with my friend
Patty Walters Hey
Recently I was tagged by my friend Emma Blackery And by recently I mean way back
Revision time To tell you my turn ons and turn offs.
So I figured since Emma's into a couple things, why not bring a friend along too!
Right? So let's get started.
Patty, what is your favourite first number 1 turn on?
Physically I think a smile A really nice big smile
I mean big eyes Pretty eyes are important as well
But I mean a heart-melting smile And a cute laugh
Like that's the winner We're doubling up
That is exactly what mine is! It's the smile that almost makes their eyes
even brighter Just happy
I dig it it's nice. Happy smiles.
What is your number 1 turn off? I don't like immaturity.
Oooo I do not like putting up with that
It's not fun to be around It's not fun to show off to my friends
or my parents I like someone that I can be proud of
Have really nice conversations with And immaturity is a huge turn off for me I
think See for me I'm more of the...
if they're too serious that's a turn off I'm more of the...
I like making baby noises Messing around
I'm very immature so I hope to have someone else that's like
making immature stuff as well What is another turn on you got there?
I like a girl who's into really good music And by good music I mean like what I'm into.
Just someone who listens to good music. That's always cool.
When she likes good films. Lie in bed.
Have a nice relaxing day. That's always great isn't it.
Relatable. Lotsa stuff's like oh hey that
album that we both like and cry to and ya know constantly
That's the one! For me we also have roommates!
Hey who's coming in? Who's here?
Sorry! Awww!
My second turn off as the great John Green said
The venn diagram of boys who like smart girls and boys you wanna date is a circle.
It goes the same way for me. With smart girls
I'm into intelligence Just like you with like good music and stuff.
I just like a girl who's read a lotta books. And is up to date
And likes math Doesn't necessarily...
I've never found a girl that likes math Honestly, I'm just the only guy out there.
There's a lotta other things out there. I like math, maybe you like plays or Shakespeare
or something like that. A cultured girl? A cultured girl is always
nice. My next turn off is vegetarians and vegans.
Fun fact: Patty Walters is a vegan. Go on!
Go on. Be committed.
Ya know I just don't think I could live with someone that I couldn't eat the same meals
with like hey honey I made you some cake! You don't want the cake?!
It has bacon in it! The bacon cake!
I know how sucky it is like when you're out to dinner with someone
And you're like Can I try some of your food
And then they can't reciprocate. It's always like
It's very upsetting. I understand you there.
Similarly, a turn off for me is someone who abuses alcohol or drugs.
That's not cool. I can be around someone who drinks.
That's cool with me. But if you're abusing it, and you party too
hard I'm not into it. Because I'm straightedge
And I just don't enjoy people who abuse themselves And blah blah blah
It's just not cool to be around, is it? Yeah, you accept everyone
You can do whatever you want, but if you do it too much it's like whoah bro
Slow down I think one of my oddly specific turn ons
is height. I'm just really into tall girls.
Cause I'm like 6'4 So I mean
Girls that are over 5'10 I'm like yo! Let's just date!
I mean marry. Skip the dating phase.
Ya know. Just aww.
I like tall girls. That's my thing.
Just commit to this. People know to well though like
I have people on my Tumblr that like send me asks like
Hey I'm 5'11 You wanna bang?
Okay listen you can't just use that against me!
I don't even know you! I'm short; I'm like 5 I'm not even 5'9
I'm like 5'8 and a half So I'm into short girls or girls who are roughly
my height But I mean yeah that's how it is isn't it.
We've all got our height preferences. My next turn off is negativity.
I don't like negative nancys! If your name is nancy and you're negative
I don't like you No offense okay
Negative people just don't belong in my life whatsoever
So my girlfriend has to be really positive And make me feel good about myself
And about them I mean positivity is huge.
I think we can both agree. Awesome turn on: confidence.
Oh, hugely If a girl can just like work it
And just feel good about herself. Ya know matter how she looks.
Rockin' sense of humour Nothing's more sexy that that.
Confidence is such a winner. Lastly my best turn on's funny.
Just make me laugh. I like making people laugh.
They make me laugh That's it.
Let's tell jokes. Totally.
Let's start a comedy tour. I'm really into subtle, quirky senses of humour
as well. Like someone who's not like loud, but there
just like softly and really like subtly intelligently funny
That's amazing If you wanna ship us
A bit of Pevan! Pevan?
A bit of Pevan. Patevan?
Patevan! Evatty.
Yeah this isn't gonna work out is it? Yeah I only date people who make good ship
names with me. I'm too short and vegan for you anyway so
Make sure to comment down below if you share some of our same turn ons and turn offs
And leave your own in there just so I recognise your usernames and go
Oh! User number 123
You're into that, huh? Me too.
I enjoy wearing coloured socks on my feet.
Thank you so much. Why am I so sincere?
Thanks Emma Blackery for tagging me in this video
I really enjoyed doing it with my best friend. Let's just keep that in!
Patty Walters! An American living in London
I really love his music videos And also I did a video with him recently
Just today as well right? Just today
We talked about with our friend Jason Our favourite bands and experiences and stories
So if you like that please click his face Also this is a tag video so
I'd like to tag Morganpaigeloves Christine Riccio
and Thatzak thatzak thatzak thatzak Because AMERICA
So thanks for watching We'll see you guys next week
Good bye! *cue outro music*
Can you even see us because all I can see is whiteness
Do you see this? We're actually facing a timer constraint
As soon as the sun gets up to our eyes That's when we know the game is over
Aww that's not gonna be nice is it? No
Oh God Can you flip it? (to Jason)
There we go WOW.
We have colour again. Thanks for that Jason
for fixing the contrast I just thought you guys wanted to see
2 Irish lads Hahaha
So racist Bribry's gonna be like "tumbs down"
Hahahah Racism! That's a turn on for me!
Oh no! God!