Hey kid!
- Wake up - AHHH!
Ralph! What is wrong with you?
Start churning butter and put on your churt
shoes little sister because we're about to blast off!
Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
We're going to the internet.
WHAT?
WOOOOO!!
WOO-HOO!!
(grunting)
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Internet!
(screaming)
Whoa! Coool!
Wow, Look at all this stuff.
This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen.
Welcome to the Search-bar.
What can I help you find today?
Umm...
Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
No?
Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
Grrrrrrr!
Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
Auto fill is a touch aggressive today.
Let me try.
Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
Oh. I only found one result.
Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!
Hey..
Whoa!
Cool!
You're coming with us kid.
(all gasp)
Hi.
(all shouting)
Whoa, whoa, ladies, I'm a princess, too.
What kind of a princess are you?
Uhh...
Do you have magic hair?
No.
Magic hands?
No.
Do animals talk to you?
No.
Were you poisoned?
No!
Cursed?
No!
Kidnapped or enslaved?
No, are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big, strong man showed up?
Yes! What is up with that?
She is a princess!
(vocalizing)
Shouldn't it be Ralph Wrecks the Internet?
Yes, and he is Wreck-It Ralph?
Uh yeah, but Break the Internet, it's like a thing.
Right it's just Wreck the Internet kinda sounds better, doesn't it?
You're not wrong.
All right, let's get you plugged in.
Whiffy, or is it wifey?
Why don't we just go in?
And we are online.
Whoa! Cool!
Woo-hoo!
AHHHHHHH!!!
RALPH, ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
AHHH!!
We are going TO THE INTERNET!
Super excited.
Just one minor thing.
What is the Internet?
UGH!
Holy cow!
Look at all this stuff.
Congratulations! You're a winner!
Really?
These 10 child stars went to prison. Number 6 will amaze you.
That sounds interesting.
Ralph come on!
Redirecting to eBay.
Ladies and gentlemen the next item up a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
It's like it's looking into my soul.
Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.
Whoa, games!
Pancake.
Milkshake.
Outta my way kid.
Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake.
I'm starting to understand why people like this game.
Very zen. Milkshake.
Hey, look what I found!
More pancakes?
Let's speed it up.
Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake.
Eat, little buddy, eat, eat, eat.
Uhh, Ralph you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.
No, the kitty gets the milkshake.
The bunny gets the pancake.
[POP]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!