i have a feeling that that could lead to
some ecstasy
i'm a freak bro how do you know i don't
have a bee in my butt
okay
hey guys welcome to stir crazy the only
talk show run entirely by hamsters and a
dozen people at comedy central you know
my guest today as one of the creators
and stars of workaholics i know him as
my ultimate hair goals
it's blake anderson
it's good to see you man how you been
it's good to see you as well i think i'm
doing as well as
one can i was joking somewhat
facetiously but not really about your
hair i admire your hair i'm happy to see
it's it's it's
it's in full blake anderson mode it's uh
yeah it's
trying to take over my my body what's
the regimen
what do you what's your hair care you
know shampoo
if i sweat a lot i drive a jeep and
there's no top
so i say you know it's it's really a
product of
american wind brought to you by american
wind this hair i literally can't imagine
you with different hair did you
literally come out of the womb
with that hair just a wookie coming out
of my mother
the doctor just screaming yeah oh my
gosh
would you shave it all off for the right
project yeah i think i would
depending on what marvel character i was
playing or star wars reverse
uh character they were asking me to be i
do want to see you as a storm trooper
with just hair coming out of the
helmet yeah like a football player like
troy palamalu that'd be sick so i have a
challenge for you blake because i feel
like in these times where
we're finding out who our real friends
are you've obviously got some
two close friends in anders and adam
here's my test for you i want you to
text both of them at the same time
whoever answers first once and for all
we're gonna know
who is the better friend
well i'm going to tell you right now uh
jurors will respond first
but but this is cute i like this idea
why do you say that why do you why are
you so sure of this
what's at 11 o'clock adam's probably
still sleeping are you going to cry
if neither of them text back no it's
just that will be the official end of
our friendship
it was a good run we had a good run okay
i say whoever texts back first is a
better friend to me
okay this is good this is either going
to cement the friendships or end the
friendships i feel like i'm doing a
service to all of you today
okay we're gonna wait for that beep in
the meantime is quarantine life for you
that much different than normal life i
feel like
maybe not but you tell me you know i uh
oh jeez look at this durs just wrote a
i told you what did he say he said he
just wrote a
we have a winner do we have a winner
yeah and then he wrote
yes what are you saying to him you are a
true friend adam is dead to me
oh adam's chiming in so i lost
in quarantine life would you do well
living with your buddies with durs and
adam i mean i lived with adam for quite
some time
but those were those were younger days
when you
you know now we're all promudging the
old men we're the bosses of our own
homes now
but are you a good roommate i think i'm
all right i think as long as you give me
my
my puzzling corner i'll be all right
does that mean you're thinking about
things or actually doing puzzles i do
non-stop jigsaw puzzles now like a 90
year old woman what's wrong with you why
are you doing this what is this that's
what i said about quarantine i feel like
it like sped up my
entire like retirement life i just do
puzzles and like smoke weed and listen
to the doors that was my 30-year plan
and now i'm i've arrived speaking of
weed given the circumstances is there a
limit like how much is too much to smoke
right now given our present
circumstances
yeah you really need to check in with
with everything you're consuming during
during quarantine whether it be weed
alcohol food
jigsaw puzzles
well that sounds like there's no limit
on the jigsaw puzzles for you you'd be
surprised
it's uh it's it's getting to be a
problem it's affecting my religion
who is your dream person to smoke with
uh probably barack obama
yeah that seems likely to happen too
that's probably going to happen at some
point
like just kind of like go to hawaii
check out the hometown smoke maui wowie
that'd be sick
so tight congratulations on order on
your uh new show for hulu called woke
i've checked out the first couple
episodes it's awesome
do you consider yourself a woke person
blake yeah i try
i mean some people are so woke it's like
i don't even know if it's it's
obtainable
but damn it i try i try the main
character
in in woke has kind of a public
breakdown that jeopardizes
his career has that ever ever happened
for you or you've done something where
you're like oh the career's over
there's been a few instances i suppose i
did a while back
this movie called dope not to be
confused with woke um
and the day i did press for it was the
day after the golden state warriors went
i'm from the bay area so this was a big
moment had just won the finals
so i got rightfully so very hammered
okay
i was still obviously so drunk anyways
i i was doing like a interview for some
place in cincinnati and the guy was just
kind of like this funny dude or whatever
but i ended up
dropping an f-bomb and they cut the feed
they cut the feet on me and it was like
right at that moment
up until that point i've just been like
i'm just drunk rolling through it
and then all of a sudden everything in
my brain clicked like oh
this is it's over yeah like wow
thankfully what the the empire i have
built was built on being drunk and
stoned so they're just like
like fox was like good job blake they're
like this is on brand this makes sense
i knew blake was a freaking sick dude
i have some provocative would you rather
questions you ready i'm ready
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would you rather run out of toilet paper
or alcohol i mean
you know i could go without alcohol i
mean it would be a bummer but if you run
out of toilet paper at the wrong time
holy that's bad
yeah it gets a little nasty in there
would you rather have to go to a frat
party every night or never go to a party
ever again
oh that one's really i feel like i've
lived this
uh let the good times roll man frat
party every night i'll be a frat baby
let's go
i feel like it would evolve into a cool
documentary or like
psychological case study would you
rather be high 24 7 or never touch pot
again
at this point in my life completely
sober of mind and body
let's see let's see if i can get back to
a base level would you rather always
have a mouth full of chocolate or no
teeth at all
chocolate chocolate mouth i think i
could run with that
just always like cry finally uh dakota
johnson once once posed this to me would
you have would you rather have a mouth
full of bees or a bee in your butt
i'll take the b in the butt i have a
feeling that that could
lead to some ecstasy
i'm a freak bro how do you know i don't
have a bee in my butt
okay i don't need to know that i need
dinner first
i feel like you're often putting
yourself in harm's way i think the last
time i saw you
was at comic-con where you had uh you
said you had been concussed very
recently
how have you been recently any major
injuries are you putting yourself in
harm's way
i did i uh i broke my hand during
quarantine
i uh was bicycling had a few margaritas
late at night
it was garbage night and i ran into a
garbage can
why are garbage cans black
why that's not the lesson that's not the
lesson blake that's not what we're
taking away from this
oh there's a way to there's a way to
help this situation i know
maybe i feel like seinfeld right now but
they should be glowing
last challenge for you we have a new
game that we want to try out with you
we're calling this
you're muted we're each going to act out
a phrase we're not going to be able to
use any words whatsoever you ready
okay
[Applause]
you're a robot you're stop in the name
of love
um voltron uh uh you're
uh um uh uh
uh what do you say oh you're you're a
rock star
um and my your face is exploding
you're super you're iron man you
basically said what did i say what was
it
i am iron man oh i am iron man
yeah i kind of got it all right my turn
here we go
that's you may the force be with you
yes really you're a lip reader
apparently
a little bit that's a good shortcut now
we know for the game don't bother acting
it out just mouth it
just now though yeah not as fun but
i got it are you saying i cheated no you
didn't cheat it's just a
less fun version of the game wow well
that's what we're going for on stir
crazy the less fun versions of
everything
it's like looking at the box when you're
doing a puzzle
you can do it it's just less it's less
challenging less fun
really the saddest part of this whole
experience is knowing how obsessed you
are with jigsaw puzzles this has made
you so less cool in my mind
you know what that's on you okay because
puzzlers
are people too okay um congratulations
on the new show buddy
woke is on hula everybody should check
it out i think we accomplished a lot
today
if nothing else we know that durs is
your best friend and adam can suck it
a close second but yes dead to me
you