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do you know how long it's been since i made one of these?
nah
five weeks!? probably missed quite a bit to be fair
have you?
yeah well Joe Weller wanted a scrap cus we green screened our-self into one of his videos. livid!
what about the first press conference?
oooooooh shit yeah we did miss that didn't we?
*one of the Paul's screaming* WALMART WALMART
right! hello, welcome to the London, press conference. Me and Steven shall be your hosts today
what's up, it's the Paul Bros (gag)
their glasses (mmmm) that's what's grabbing my attention
i feel like it is worth noting they both have two rims on there which is
quite fitting for a pair of arseholes -ahhhhhh that's quality
mmm we tried that one in the bathroom mirror before this show
alright, if you don't know by now, you should know
i go by the name of 'true geordie'
we do know
i'm loving it, his outfit (yeah)
forty five (45) -beautiful
it's not his age, or IQ, i should point that out
it's the amount of questions that he probably won't ask in this press conference
we have got the internet's two biggest kings
awwhwwww thank you, Brian
coincidentally that is uh, how i look at your channel
yes. yes a lot
yes it's a visual representation, quite poetic almost
Say Paul Jay Paul, it really is a clash of two
Intellectuals, I think it is, you know, they're having a real good back and forth here as they both chant the same thing
I'm not sure what he was going out there who standing up who sittin down. No after my brother. Fuck's up Logan
I'm down to fight ksi, too after my brother. Fuck's up Logan. He's down to fight. Oh
Oh, well, it's definitely shaun de paul Paul, of course shaun de paul is gonna batter
Ksi, you've heard it here first guys
So Jim Fixx back
Don't know
alright, calm down calm down alright. We see a multi-millionaire shit himself after alpha-male Brian addresses him across a room coming to the stage
the Challenger Logan Paul
Just look rather startled there does logan.I haven't seen a Fringe that bad since I looked in the mirror this morning
He looked sad looks like he's about to do an apology I was literally about said that surely not was his apology faced that
No, good not along there. She's a ho, but he loves it for apparently you only have 85% of your testicle
Let me give her the extra 15. I mean, I don't wanna ask about your sex life right now Stephen
But do you usually give them the testicle? I don't nah- I do ask they fill out the form. I say testicle to go
He's gone, he is done what we like to call a Maddy and just disappeared
You're never coming back on this channel
Now that might be the end of the press conference
But earlier we did sent our cameraman out just to pick up some exclusive
Behind-the-scenes shots as we've seen they do do well on the gmx YouTube channel from time to time
Oh
Incredibly sad scenes there. We see a youtuber reduced to poverty. It's not a 5s. No g5 the year
2018 it is. Yes. So rather hard individuals, that's him on the undercard. Oh look at this
- girl
Mole cage children Greg Paul must have had a smile on his face and a semi dispensed enough
Okay now whilst you here, uh, I've got something else to show you it's a Willa knee and Stephen tries fanfiction
Stephen tries is a UK famous comedian. There's the fiction. Well, well Lenny. It's just a youtuber starring out
So you're thinking alright, it's just it's just written or whatever. No this one. It's a thread they've made accounts
I'm verify I was gonna say if I would Rick a followers
Thank you ever did this Stephens tour is starting kicking off the tour Newcastle tonight, and then they've also included like text conversations, right?
So this one is currently from my phone with my flatmate G Steve at Rhys tiller here
You should try it meet him. Stephen tries is coming to town. Well, like well, this is his 10:00 to 7:00 in the morning
He moves on a bit right Stephen
Apparently you sold out your first show naturally no video tonight going to see my favorite comedian
First night in sold out gone lad she got most breathe
Hopefully will and Steven meet tonight fingers crossed boys fingers crossed, you know, tried me a few you guys outside the venue
you know one of the people she
Dancin. Oh my god. Will we have to try?
We are nearly. Yeah. Oh my god. I can't
Now this one this one makes me crazy. They met and Steven doesn't know what to do
Do you think your text right about your new romantic gay relationship? Who is the first person you text for advice?
Brian
Stated Brian. Oh my god Steve. It is don't even want to read it out Steve
It is so much more attractive in person. Marie me
You've got a rape, right?
We're not trying to be ourselves here cuz like this more effort gone into this thread than some of your videos labor. Wondered
Yeah, QA right as no on this
Don't put USB cables up your dick home a cautionary tale. Well, I mean, I wasn't planning on it like to be fed
Oh look still light up cock now
That's quite the party trick a Chinese teenager was taken to hospital last month after getting a charge Oh nah
Yeah, that's not for me
okay, now usually at this point right at be like oh
let's just move on forget about that and talk about something else the problem with that here is it's about to get worse sings all
boyfriend's want
So this is a video done by everyone's favorite internet couple
Do you a do you remember I well they've been off the radar for a couple years, but they're back with a bang
I know recently
For quite a while now
We've been really inconsistent with our videos. Yes it it's a fucking outrage
I'm sorry, right what's going on here? Oh
I swear JJ got really told off for doing that same. Look what type of
Psychopath wears jeans to bed and all these are locked up. Oh
Wait, how old is that? It's that really nutty. Heli is it's a girl gamer
My heart is warmed who would not make these two part of the royal family
I want them representing my country man watching the World Cup. Oh, you know what? We already know how this one ends
Let's just skip to the next one
Doing his
Big brexit king over. Yeah, like she's genuinely gone, right?
Oh, let's do a skit to show girls while like boys enjoy in relationships and he's just gone. Oh
Do be iron and William so boys and girls welcome back to a brand new video today
We catfish you on tinder again. So in this episode it's a little bit different
We're not catfishing as Safra baka or summer rate. We catfishing as will any
Why I've got no problem with it
But surely this bad people are at least better titles, right and then moving on this week. There was another one who's internet dance challenges
Know better than one of them is there but basically what you're supposed to do is get out of a car I have a bit
of a dance but anyway
the Warner of note that I found on my timeline and wanted to talk about was from Josh from
Walmart, Josh from where yeah me Alex from Target ate that off years ago, man
It's all about the fish counter kid. Now like imagine that being the niche you decide to build your internet career around Walmart suppose
It's better than wrapping kids to be fair
I did a little bit deeper and found pictures of him throwing gang signs with these coworkers
Okay And then moving on to Elon Musk who had a big week
You might have heard through some kids in Thailand that got stuck in a cave
Well Elon here was a little bit hoofed that he didn't get to save them himself
So he called someone who did a pedo
Genuine true story that and then finally I couldn't finish this week off without talking about our mate fouseytube
Oh his top shower will bless him everything I've seen from him this week is just just for a waffle I come to you with
Love in my heart. I
Come to you with love in my heart I
Come to you with
Nothing, but love in my heart for you anyway
So I'm just gonna briefly go over this right for my mate Alex big massive 7-foot. I'm Alex
He basically helped with this video talk us through everything that went on and like helped us understand it a bit more and he's made
A full I'm assuming at least ten minute video knowing him on it himself
so if you want to know like the full thing of it check out Alex in the description anyway, so we start off like
Following round Drake and all this is because right he was planning this like big concert on July 15th
And he did loads of interviews about it including one with Shane Dawson who just fully didn't rate him
I walked back to Drake's crew. I'm mobbin with Jake's crew dancing at Drake's music next thing
I know Drake's coming closer and closer and closer
He hugs I believe it was Joel embiid two inches away from me
I'm staring at him in his eyes like this
Hungry knowing that I left my house that night saying I'm gonna meet great like a crazy person and literally Adam
I'm this close to Drake
but instead of taking that moment to be like and then July 15th came around and you had the event and like everything else a
Youtuber puts on it went really well also worth mentioning that he said the title is Drake performs at 2 million viewers
Obviously never gonna happen, but you gotta rate the shit how sri and then dropped a rice gum diss track. I just don't understand
Right anyway that is beyond the video I hope you have enjoyed
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