- [Brian] Today, we have a special guest coming,
and you guys know
we have some pretty incredible animals here.
And his name is Adam from Wickens Wicked Reptiles.
And he does a lot of top five lists.
But before he gets here,
let's go ahead and have a little fun with the crew.
So what we're gonna end up doing
is having the guys and me pick out
which animals we think Adam is gonna wanna hold the most.
The top five list.
But hey guys, we're gonna actually make it a little fun.
For every one we get wrong,
(buzzer noise)
We're gonna donate $100 to USARK.
And guys, we don't have a brand deal for this deal.
So do me favor, hit that like button
because I'm going to go broke.
Let's get going.
- I think he's definitely gonna wanna hold Bugatti,
the Boelen's python.
I mean, who doesn't wanna hold the Boelen's?
They're sweet, they're rare.
He's awesome, he's gorgeous.
He just shed out yesterday.
Look at him. Bugatti the Boelen's python.
Gotta hold him.
- I think Adam wants to hold a rhacodactylus reptile, baby.
Leachianus.
The largest geckos in the world.
They feel silky smooth,
just like a good, fresh pair of underwear.
Who doesn't want a fresh pair of underwear
walking around their skin like this.
It's so nice it's so silky.
Look at the pink.
I know he's kind of ginger.
So he wants to hold a pink animal and match the skin tone.
Why wouldn't you wanna hold a reptile with all those facts?
- Who is this Adam Guy?
And why do I care what he wants to hold?
- I think, just like a lot of people always ask,
is that he definitely has to hold Elvis.
Because I mean, who doesn't want to hold
a big giant monster like this?
Just like, you know, Jurassic World, Jurassic Park, man.
Elvis is definitely one of our biggest boys here.
And he hugs like a baby.
Look at him, he's so cute!
- You know, I know Adam is a reptile guy and all that,
but come on, Brillo the armadillo,
everyone that comes to the Reptarium loves, loves, loves
Brillo the armadillo.
He loves his little pets on his belly.
He loves people so much.
There is no doubt that Adam is going to want to see Brillo.
If he doesn't wanna see him in his top five,
I don't know.
I'm gonna be absolutely blown away
because Brillo is one awesome animal.
- No, that wasn't an option, was it?
- And I'm here with Adam from Wickens Wicked Reptiles.
I'm gonna put a link into description for his channel
because he's gonna be shooting some stuff here.
Let's see how much money it's gonna cost me
for USARK.
- The very first animal that I'm super excited about
is Matilda.
(buzzer noise)
She's walking around.
She's giant, and I'm super excited about her.
- Guess what? USARK just got a hundred bucks.
Let's go see her.
She loves pets.
It's just such a crazy animal, isn't it?
- We already have a secret handshake and everything.
I'm very excited about this one.
And look at this giant neck that she's got too.
- It's just a phenomenal animal in a sense that
they're the longest living land animal.
I don't know, there's something that just doesn't seem
like it should even be real, right?
Lori, what are the top five things that annoy you?
- Oh, that's easy.
Number one, Brian.
- [Brian] Like, what's the top five favorite cheeses?
- Oh, God.
Okay, let's see.
Well like my top five?
Swiss.
- [Brian] Noah.
- What's up
- [Brian] Your top five hottest chicks.
- That's easy.
Lizzo.
- It looks like a dog,
if you put a boulder on the dog.
That's exactly what this animal is.
- I love it.
That's a good description.
I'm gonna use that in the future.
- I feel like if I like fetal positioned
I'd be smaller than this animal.
- (camera man) He picked Matilda.
- Matilda. Oh my God.
Yeah. He picked Matilda
- He picked Matilda, a tortoise?
- The destructor, the giant Boulder.
The rock. Yeah, the rock.
- I can't blame him, I do love Matilda.
- She is really cute.
- It makes sense.
- She pee's a lot.
- The first one we definitely didn't get,
lets move on to number two.
- Second one, beetle juice.
(buzzer noise)
- Of course my boy beetle juice here.
Take a look at that.
Woo. Some daggers on him
- And he's got some serious claws on this guy.
Whoa, whoa.
- That's okay Beetle juice.
Of course he's a bells face lace monitor.
Absolutely amazing.
Australian lace monitor.
- These are the second biggest from Australia right?
- Second largest.
Oh, here we go.
He's loving me, daddy.
- I didn't realize it was a flying monitor species.
Come here.
- I definitely didn't get this right.
I'll be honest with you.
I kind looked at beetle juice
for one second and thought, man, that is a cool animal.
He may like this one, but I didn't go with it.
And that means that USARK a gets 100 more dollars.
- Number two, when people talk to me
- American, mozzarella, I thinks that how you say it.
- Mozzarella?
- Mozzarella dude?
- What are you driving a car on your sandwich or something?
- No.
- Lady Gaga.
[singing lion king Song]
- What a cool monitor species.
Holy cow.
I'll take this home, a souvenir.
- [Brian] you are a cut up now.
(upbeat music)
- (camera man) So second round he picked beetle juice.
- Beetle juice is definitely a stunner.
You can't, you can't beat a Besley.
- We didn't pick beetle juice?
- Not a single person, dude.
- And there's so many cool ones to choose.
- Beetle juice is pretty cool, but that's a lot.
I wouldn't not guess that.
- Oh, sorry again.
- Now things are getting are getting out of hand.
I knew this was gonna be way better with baby.
- That's a good one.
- What happened, dude?
- We got into a fight, me and Beetle juice and
I think he got the better of me for on this one.
For sure.
- That's what you look like.
I wonder what he looks like.
[upbeat music]
- [Adam] Number three. My favorite species Burmese pythons.
Sunrise
(buzzer noise)
- (camera man)Takes a village, right?
- It's to raise a Burmese Python.
That's what they say
- Guys. We didn't do such a good job so far, but hey
we're raising money for a good cause USARK.
I don't complain about that.
We are a 0 for 3.
- And I got a brand new scarf,
which is a souvenir that I needed.
- Exactly. He looks good, he wears it well right?
- Thank you.
- It matches your hair.
- Is there heat from below?
- There is.
- Yeah. She's very warm.
- Yeah. She's got, everything has got top heat,
bottom heat.
- Heat. Hey sweetie.
- Number three, Brian.
- Oh my god three.
Cheddar gotta have some cheddar cheese.
- Marge from the Simpsons.
- How much does she weigh?
- [Brian] She's about 70 pounds right now,
something like that.
- She feels every bit of it.
We could do like Python 90 X.
We'll just start doing some squats real quick.
Very quick.
All right, great.
- You can get yourself in shape with the new Burmese.
290 X.
- Top five to work out with Burmese Python.
- (camera man) He picked sunrise.
- What?
- Sunrise?
- It's literally the thing we all
held when we were like five or six years old.
- That's so basic.
- Everybody has an albino Burmese.
- Yeah, man.
- I actually used to have one until I sold it.
- I think Adam has one.
- Why would you want to hold something you already have?
- He must be really into burms I guess.
- I've got a good feeling about this one.
- A dream species of mine, one I can't keep it home.
Bella.
(buzzer noise)
- I guess we really suck at this game.
Do you want a banana? Let me go get a banana.
I got a banana.
Get your butt over here.
- Oh best friends now.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Look at her face. Look you a cute little face.
You want some more? There you go.
It's a dinosaur puppy.
Of all the animals that I've ever wanted,
of all my dream species.
The only one that I can't keep in Canada is this one.
And I think this is such a cool and magical experience to
be this close and hand feeding it a banana.
Never in a million years would I expect this
- Number four, long lines at Tim Horton's.
- What's one the one you light on fire at the restaurant.
Saganaki yeah.
- Doja cat, hit me up baby.
- Oh, wait, you gotta meet Diddy and Dixie too.
- Come here, your little chin.
- (robot voice) Sorry, I'm still not sure about that.
- (camera man) Siri doesn't seem too sure about this.
No, she doesn't, I'm sure though.
Nice chins, I like your chins, multiple chins.
Keep your chins up.
- [Brian] Look at this.
- Oh wow. Well hello there.
- You're pet and Diddy now.
And then Dixie's over here.
I guarantee they would love to get a little banana treat.
So these guys are obviously an endangered species.
That's why Canada can't actually keep them
and it looks like Dixie's coming up like,
hey, where's my food.
And these guys actually come from Haiti and Dominica.
So the islands of Hispaniola.
it looks like Diddy's really excited.
But now Dixie's like, I want that one.
I don't want yours, I want his.
They're such knots.
And as I always say
Bella is definitely my cat and these guys are my dogs.
As you can see, they'll just come up and hang out.
Here you go, bud.
- They look very doggy.
They act very dog. Oh wow.
You're aggressive now aren't you?
Didn't someone teach you manners?
Brian, you gotta get on that.
- She's like I wanna eat his food not my food.
- Oh they can eat the peel too?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I'm all worried about them eating the peel.
Look at that, they're ripping it apart.
They're like little dinosaurs.
- Number five? Brian.
- Emma stone, she can stone me.
- Aren't they cool.
- Why she stealing his food?
- You know she's like, I don't want your food,
I want his food.
- Do you wanna be friends or what?
I come here all the way from Canada.
I buy you dinner and this is how you treat me.
- There she goes she's like, all right, I'll be your friend.
- Oh you're not ticklish at all eh?
- All right guys, so we are down $400 to USARK.
So do me a favor go over to reptilearmy.com.
You can get some merch there.
It'll definitely help us pay this debt that Adam
keeps racking up for us.
The truth is it's a great cause
and I'm supper happy about it.
And I'm going to pick actually every single week,
an old subscriber and a new subscriber
and give you guys some free reptile army merch.
So go to repilearmy.com
- (camera man) He picked Bella.
- Ah, we didn't do that either.
- Hey dude, Bella's a classic, you can't not like Bella.
She's too sweet.
- I thought the topic was for him to pick stuff
that he can hold, nobody holds Bella.
- Bella and Diddy and Dixie.
- He didn't pick a rhacodactylus?
Even old Bugatti, this guy doesn't know animals.
- I don't know if he knows reptiles.
- That's what I'm saying.
- I just think he's just being like Canadian and polite.
You know, he doesn't realize that
he can hold really cool stuff.
- He's been hanging out with dad too much.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Last one.
- Salt.
(buzzer noise)
- ( Brian stammering)
- (camera man) I can't believe you guys didn't pick salt.
- Let's go.
- It's so obvious right?
And whisper sweet nothing's into her ear.
- Yeah exactly.
If you want to put both hands out, just like that.
I'm gonna go like this and then tail that and you can do
whatever you want.
- Well if I can do whatever I want, I'll see you guys later.
- Everything, but take her back.
I don't think you can pack her across the border.
- I think it might be a problem.
She's not gonna fit in my pant pocket.
Like I was planning, but what a cool animal.
This is even whiter, brighter, more pinks that I thought
in person I've never held an alligator before.
And this is the coolest thing.
- Really your first alligator?
All right we've got an albino alligator
for his first alligator.
- So cool, and they eyes on her.
- She's got some weight to her though, right?
- Oh yeah she's heavy.
She's, she's gotta be like 20, 25 pounds.
- Yeah. She's about 27 pounds, only getting bigger.
So guys we didn't do so well but USARK
is really going to benefit from this.
We were 0 for 5, that mean USARK is going to get $500.
- (camera man) He picked salt.
Which how did you guys not pick salt.
- Salt?
- Well I would've thought pepper, but we can't hold it.
So I don't know, I was thinking alligators.
So pepper was my first thought.
- We got none of them.
- We literally failed.
- So we blew 500 bucks?
It went to a good cause.
- At least it went through a good cause.
- Honestly, that's kind of worth it, right.
- We just like blowing money.
- Dollar dollar bills, Y'all.
- And Adam's gonna be on the podcast later.
So link into description,
Adam thanks for coming here.
And thanks for spending all my money.
- Thank you for spending all your money.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity.
Go support USARK.
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