( music playing )
Hello again.
Now, Link, you know this about me,
I'm always looking for inspiration.
That's definitely true, Rhett.
And when I think of you, I think of a person
who's always looking for inspiration.
( laughs ) That's right.
Which, you may not know,
has led me to create a whole collection of posters
filled with all of my most inspirational quotes.
Mind if I share a few?
Do you have a sweater draped over it?
I do. Come with me.
to the Inspiration Station.
( birds chirping )
Evidently, going there requires wearing a sweater.
Am I not dressed warm enough?
Should I-- I do not have a sweater.
No. You just be inspired.
Let me help you.
I'm gonna warm you with my inspiration.
Oh, that is a nice... piece of material there.
You know, it's a sweater over a sweater kind of day.
Show me a poster.
So this first one
is related to this thing that happened to me
a couple of months ago when I filled my water bed
with piping-hot maple syrup,
which turns out was a mistake.
But I realized you can't go back
and change what you've already done,
which led me to this inspirational quote.
Maple syrup.
Okay, let me take a look at that.
Rhett:
( laughs )
( clears throat )
How's that make you feel?
( laughter )
Very dirty, but inspired.
- Mm-hmm. - Here's the thing, I don't--
Oh, that is the butthole.
I couldn't tell at first that he was showing his tuchus.
He caught me when I was taking the photo.
- Oh, this is a photo. - Yeah, yeah, I took that photo in the distant past.
- Oh, yes, you did, okay. - Well, let me try another one.
This one seems like it confused you a little bit.
I was a little... ( laughs )
Okay, the other day I was helping a friend
move a grand piano to the top floor of his treehouse.
It was so hard, I honestly didn't know if I could do it,
but then I had this thought.
You do a lot of things.
Rhett:
Uh...
I get it, it's a math joke.
- What do you mean "joke"? - Because...
the calculator says "Boobs."
( laughter )
Rhett: Oh, I was hoping you'd see that.
I'm definitely inspired now.
- All right, well... - You have another one?
- Yeah, I do. - You have another scenario
- that led to some sort of inspiration? - Yeah.
A lot of things happen to me, you know what about me, too.
- I'm learning that. - The other night
I was swinging from a ceiling fan
while listening to show tunes like I always do.
But then I saw a little pigeon land on the windowsill,
and I was struck by this inspirational thought.
Ooh!
- That's a... - Now think about that.
Just think about it a little bit.
Because, you know, one time I had a ticket
to "Bye, Bye Birdie,"
but then somebody offered me two tickets
to see "The Vagina Monologues" in the jungle.
But it turned out to be the desert?
Well, I couldn't find a jungle background.
Oh. ( laughs )
So...
I typed in "bush" and the bush came up,
and then it was just, I thought,
- "Well, I like the desert." - Okay, okay.
- Is that doing it for you? - I'm just not comfortable with this one.
Okay. All right, well...
we have another chance.
Okay, okay, I still have some room to be inspired.
- Okay... - Is there another scenario
- There is. - that happened to you
- that has led to an inspirational poster, - Yeah.
- which I could benefit from? - This last thought came to me
as I was trying to carve an ice sculpture
of Michelangelo's David.
Process was so intense that I wanted to quit,
but then I had this epiphany.
But how did they get up the stairs?
Uh... Photoshop.
- Oh. - ( laughter )
I do agree with this one.
I do think cows are quitters.
So, um... you inspired now?
I am definitely inspired.
I would like to take this one
and put it in my home at the top of my stairs.
Well, I have to get you a copy
because you can't have that one.
This is for my private collection,
but I do have a lot of, like, little post card-sized ones.
Well, really business card sized ones.
Oh, you're selling those?
- Well, I can give you one. - Oh, thank you.
Click on through 'cause we're about to get our horoscopes read.
Rhett:
and we've got those Mythical logo black tees
available online at mythical.store.