A small light up spoon for my ear, huh?
I accept your challenge.
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For this week's Wonderful Treasure Find, we have a laitu gwayeegay
Not sure what it is.
It is right there, and you might be wondering
what this could possibly be, but it is a light ear pick
Ready for this guys WOWOWOWOWOWOW
It's like a mini-light saber.
Oh my god it's [what color is it changing into?]
It's just like, it's moving through shades [from yellow to crappy yellow]
Anyways, we didn't explain what this is yet.
This is a really tiny spoon, and it's for cleaning your ears.
Right
Instead of using a Q-Tip, you're supposed to use this to scrape the junk out of your ears.
Now I I II I III...You know, I know that people use this, actually,
because I've asked my students, and it's very clear to them
why you use this: it's to clean your ears, but I feel like the Q-Tip
has taken us beyond that, it's kinda discarded afterwards,
but what do you do with it?
And the thing about this is you've gotta ask yourself,
why is there a light on this? We've been told
that there's a light on this so that when other people clean your ears
they can see more clearly. What I wanna know, is why the hell
is somebody else cleaning your ear? It's supposed to be a private thing,
like, what kind of mucous do you need to extract from my body?
Alright alright alright, maybe it's for babies?
What I like is how it's very pink and cute like,
OH SO GIRLY LOOK AT ME! HEY GIRLFRIEND! CAN I PICK YOUR EARS FOR YOU?
HAHAHA WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! HA!
This is stupid.
This is a level of intimacy that should never be crossed.
Yeah, I dunno. Maybe it's just between moms and kids.
I don't know, to me it seems like: this is really hard plastic,
it's seems like I've been taught as a child not to stick any hard plastic
objects in my ears and nose, and this seems like one of those things.
Right? I mean, Q-Tips are like flexy and soft and covered in cotton.
I like Q-TIPS!
This is plastic.
Ok, so we're gonna: we gonna try it on you or me?
I don't know, I don't wanna, I don't even wanna try this this object.
I'm worried that this is gonna take our relationship to a whole new level.
This is like, this could really hurt though, like,
what happens if you poke your ear weird?
I don't know. Are we not, like, trained for it yet?
I'm gonna try scraping your ear now.
Ok wait wait wait. Ok:
no scraping my ear, just see if you can see into my ear with the light.
I'm gonna see what I can do here. Alright, turn over.
I'm so scared!
Eww I can actually see it! I'm telling you, it's all like, green and neon.
EWWW are you serious!?
I'm telling you! I think I can see the wall through your ear.
Eww really? EW EW EW EW EW!!!
Ew! I feel weird! I feel like I got a bug in my ear.
Ok, do it to me. Try it out.
We've never done this before. What do you see in there?
Ewww! You're right!
Isn't that gross? It's all green.
It's got that terrible feeling. It feels like something's tickling the back of my throat.
Ok, ok: Q-Tips - 1; Ear Pick - 0
What'd you get out of there?
I didn't even scoop.
Jackpot!
No, I didn't scoop. He's got lots of gunk, I just didn't...
She's lying, I have no gunk, I take immaculate care of my ears.
And for the record, some people asked us last video
"Oh, I hope you're giving someone the new thing"
Don't worry: PROOF! [Here you go] Unopened one.
Or, if you want the old one, with some ear wax on it, then
we'll be glad to give it to you, signed!
Maybe you can breed a small village of Simon and Martina-ites.
That'd be kinda gross.
Can you also use it for, like, your nose? Like,
I wanna see what I can see up your nose. [Oh, really?]
Yeah, I'm gonna [YOUR NOSE IS WAY BIGGER!]
Look, you can just put a flashlight up my nose.
No, I'm embarrassed, ok.
We're never using this again, it's gone after this.
What do you see up there?
Ok, no, I feel gross.
Ok, uhh, take off your pants and bend over...
Oh boy!
Now, the bigger question is, is it really necessary to see someone's ear,
like how do you [fight with me, Simon!] clean that thing afterwards
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! [I'm not gonna fight with you]
Fight with me! PEW PEW PEW [I'm not gonna fight with you I'm trying to]
The force is weak in this one...
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!
LUKE! I AM YOUR ASSKICKER!
*sounds of lame fighting*
I feel like I'm kind of unarmed [I chopped off your finger!]
Oh noes! *sounds of blood squirting*
Can we do some, like CGI blood? I'm gonna do it.
Oh boy!
*sounds like Darth Vader, smells like...*
And for next week's WTF we're gonna introduce some breathmints!
HEY! Really?
The force is strong with you...in your mouth.
It's cuz I had a tofu sugar donut. [oh boy!]
GONG!