wow
We might be in the firing line at some point
Oh God no
Oh god
Oh my god!! You alright?!
Hello. Hei there.
How are you
Doing alright
You got a cell phone I could borrow
Oh here you go
thank you
oh my god
For this next part I need some help
Simon
Do you mind?
Are you sure about this?
yes
Step this way
What I have here is a series of six crossbows each of these crossbows are aimed at the other one
They're gonna trigger each other and then the last one is aimed at an Apple place right above my head
Now I'm gonna be blindfolded
But I'm going to shoot with my sense of hearing so what I need for you when I say Simon go
Stand here like this and ring this Bell, please
Oh God
Back off Back off, back off of them evrybody. Back!Off!
Simon GO!
Why is he ringing the bell
so the guy can hear
oh i see
Simon's way in the way back
he's way in the wayback
Jesus
You.. are nuts
Okay Wait. err
That was unbelievable
Simon Please..
Come up on to this stage
yes sure
Let's hear from Simon! Let's Hear for Simon!! Here he comes! Welcome
This is gonna be fun Oh My God
Simon come on up here
Thanks for joining us Simon
You are about to be a star of the show just stand right there little step forward if you would
Okay, your parts very simple okay, all you have to do is put your hands at your sides your head up straight
You don't move and nobody gets hurt
You're going to see flaming torches in front of your face, that's right do not move backwards they're behind your face
Awesome sign we're gonna light these hold on whoa hold on. Yeah, I got ya. I'm fine John. I'm good. I'm good
I'm ready to go John. No. Let's do this John what you dropped a torch
Well, I know but it just slipped out of my hand it doesn't matter no
We weren't even juggling yet come on no, no what happens whenever you drop a torch. Hey just do it
How many shit is this?
It's an old shirt if something bad really is no just here. We go hold still face the front all right
Are you nervous oh? No?
I wasn't really talking to you on that
It's like Gmail we can stay home with that. Yeah sure the important thing is Simon
We don't want you to be uncomfortable or nervous so I want you to feel right at home
Oh great
So we asked the other judges what your house looks like like and they created a set right here on stage that looks exactly like
Your house hey, let's uh, let's see how they did
Wow that is beautiful so nice
It's amazing medic by the way. It's so warm. Is it is. It's how I pictured it. Yeah, right?
All right, you know what these are six torches Simon
Yeah, but this is America's Got Talent, and it's the semi-finals so we need to we need to step it up
Yeah, so we are gonna add plate-spinning
And we have 15 torches instead of six are going to be helping us okay now
It's a you to do the plates and five of those torches it so it's a little dangerous, but we have this for your protection
Yeah
Devised to work in head gear. That's good. Just look straight ahead here Simon. If you would oh my gosh
It makes it look good. All right very nice now Simon. We need you to hold one of these just ordinary sticks
Yeah, just ordinary six in each hand
Yeah Just like that those will be for the plates to spin on this is how you're gonna handle the torches you
actually fit on top I
Think
That's if you hold your head perfectly light like that
You can pick up Wi-Fi yeah
It's really not okay alright. Do we think can we get a little consoled about get on with this chin down just
watch
Okay, right there is perfect. Oh, yeah, right there
Okay, nice, and steady you got that that's just fine now Simon. You asked for more risk of death
Oh, yes, so here. We go risking Simon's life
for your amusement
Hit that button to light it up
Oh, yeah
I'm a knife Phillips
Right and who is your assistant my ma'am could you kill your mum doing this?
When you're ready
He took knives at his mom
Real lives real mother real medic
Thank you have you ever missed know if it got close yes, I'm tempted to go out there are you?
I deserve that room giving. Oh my god. We just do so every decay
Right can you must make sure not to move I'll be shocked
Honestly I know what I'm doing
What could possibly go wrong? I believe you've never auditioned to me before have you okay?
It's how we want the girls cheering be honest
I kind of cut my life going in front of me there you nearly killed Simon the crowd
I'm actually we have to pay you to throw the knife just a little bit nearer here I
Can see in the next round that David actually could take the place of me. You'd be willing to do that
In which case I'm gonna say yes
If I can be behind Simon, I'm gonna say yes for me, too