Once upon a time, people watched movies only one time!
They got dressed up in their fancy clothes, and headed to the see their favorite stars
on the silver screen.
Those days are gone, and people now view the same film over and over – AND OVER – again.
Old-school animators had no clue that re-watches would be a thing, so tossing in a single naighty
frame was no big deal.
No one could see their dirty deeds at twenty-four frames a second.
Fast forward to now…
BIG EFFIN DEAL.
Some Easter Eggs are more friendly.
Little tidbits thrown in to keep the obsessive watching, wondering what they missed.
However you like you’re Easter Eggs served, here are 10 of the most Paused Disney movie
moment.
Big Hero 6
When Disney bought Marvel, fans of rejoiced but were surprised when their first animated
film was a very, VERY, loose adaption of little known group called Big Hero 6.
The 2014 cartoon told the tale of Hiro, a boy who lost his family but gained a robust
robotic friend named Baymax.
It seems the team behind B-H-Six, had a thing for the second scummiest Hans ever - looking
at you for number one Gruber.
They may be Die Hard fans, but we’re talking about the smooth-talking baddie from Frozen.
At least twice in the film, a super subtle reference to Hans happens.
Tacked to a cork board in the police station, is a wanted poster with a picture of his smiling
mug.
Plus, during a training sequence with Hiro and his billowy friend, a statue of Hans finds
itself on the wrong end of Beymax’s blast.
Frozen
Hans may been a duplicitous douchebag in Frozen, but at least he didn’t eat his boogers…
that we know of.
While Anna gushes over Hans, Kristoff reminds her that he is still in fact a man.
And… sometimes men do gross things.
Let their toenails grow too long, eat food off the floor WELL after five seconds and
of course, eat their own boogers.
It seems like a silly joke, but Disney wanted to make sure that everyone knew Kristoff thoughts
were his own.
If you freeze-frame the credits, a disclaimer was put in stating the views and opinions
expressed by the aww shucks eye candy, are solely his own and not the opinion of Disney
or the filmmakers.
Even if it’s gross, you should at least stand by your cartoon man.
Peter Pan
He may be the boy who never grew up, but in the 1953 adaption of the J.M.
Barrie book, that boy has man parts.
Giving Peter a peter probably made the fellas LOL, maybe even a ROFL, while creating the
shadow dancing sequence.
The thought of adding twigs and berries to Peter when he’s apparently dirty dancing
with his own shadow in the children’s bedroom.
Even though he’s clearly wearing his trademark light green shirt with dark green pants – fashion
fail – apparently clothing doesn’t transfer to shadows as a freeze of one exact frame
shows off Peter’s pee-pee and his lost boys.
Given that Peter Pan is usually only seen by kids, and he takes them away to a place
called Neverland… suddenly this tale of staying young forever got a lot more creepy.
The Rescuers
Disney animators sneaking in animated adults images into cartoon is a tale as old as time,
but in 1977’s The Rescuers, an actual photo of a naked woman was discretely placed.
The animators behind the tale of mice who rescue abduction victims – like Taken with
less Liam Neeson but more believable - had no clue the ability to view movies at home
and look at still frames would one day occur.
Their lack of foresight resulted in a mistake that took twenty years to correct.
When the rodent rescuers are flying through the air of New York City in their sardine
can – freaking 70’s man – a photograph of woman standing topless is visible.
Neither mice seem notice the lady, and neither did viewers… for a while.
In 1999, Disney pulled all copies of the film, and reissued a boobie-free version.
Toy Story 3
One of the scariest parts of the original Toy Story was Sid.
Watching him tear apart toys, creating creepy hybrids, surely gave youngsters nightmares.
Every parent knows a brat like that – maybe even their own – and most assumed he would
move from taping firecrackers to plastic army men, to killing kittens.
However, after being scared straight, it appears Sid Phillips grows up to be a garbage man.
During the third movie, Woody attempts to rescue his pals, who he thinks were tossed
in the trash.
Picking those trash bags is a young man wearing a faded black shirt with a skull on it.
During his first encounter with talking toys, Sid wore a new black t-shirt with a skull
on it.
It’s never been confirmed, but Pixar doesn’t do accidental.
So it safe to assume Sid now works in public sanction.
Finding Nemo
Showing the sweeter side of saltwater life, Finding Nemo from Pixar, is one of their biggest
hits and one the most purchased DVD’s ever.
Like all Pixar movies, it’s chock full of references to other films, but they move by
swimmingly fast, so you need pay close attention.
When Nemo finds himself trapped in a dentist office, there’s a toy chest – what’s
up with the toy chests at dentists?
Seriously teeth-cleaners, get a new gimmick – with Buzz Lightyear of Toy Story lying
around.
In addition, in that same office, there’s a quick shot of a boy, and his mother, reading
as they wait for their appointment.
The boy is reading a comic book…
about Mr. Incredible.
The infamous Pixar Pizza Planet truck is also in that scene.
As Gil plans his escape, it can be found in his blurry vision of the street.
Cars
Possibly the best acting job ever from Owen Wilson - cause you never actually have to
see him - Cars was Pixar’s final film before joining the Disney family.
The redemption story of Lightning McQueen pokes fun at several aspects of auto-racing,
including the seedier side.
In the beginning of the film, a pair of ladies flash their high-beams to get McQueen’s
attention, a not-so-subtle reference to women who pull up their tops to reveal their ta-ta’s
at concerts and sporting events.
Another reference to racing groupies happens as Mack is taking Lightning across the country.
One of the truck stops along the way is called the Top Down Truckstop; advertising all convertible
waitress.
Yep… you didn’t catch it at the time, but now you know that the trucks, not just
the drivers, like a little sneak peak under the hood when getting a fill-up.
Hercules
Disney’s animated version of the greek demigod is considered a bit of disappoint for the
company, despite a great performance from James Woods as Hades.
The film is their 35th animated movie, yet after 34 attempts, people are still putting
in subtle imagery.
One not subtle, but quick moment, occurs when Herc is posing for a painting.
His buddy Phil stands in front of a throw rug, that looks exactly like a dead and stuffed
Scar from The Lion King.
Another innuendo that happens fast, but once you see it, you never forget it, is the phallic-shaped
boo-boo.
After he punches the River Guardian into the water, Hercules throws a horseshoe at him,
and the bump that grows from it, combined with the his testicle-shaped forehead, make
it looks like he has twigs and berries on top of his noggin.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Basic Instinct contains one of the most paused moments in film history.
The leg-cross seen around the world, as Sharon Stone makes that chubby dude from Seinfeld
sweat at the sight of her lady parts.
Possibly the most paused moment in animation happens when Jessica Rabbit falls out of her
taxi in the 1988 film, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
The reason why her vajayjay seems to be clearly shown – for one twenty-fourth of a second
– has been debated for decades.
No one agrees if it was done purposely, but there is no doubt that Mrs. Rabbit is not
a fan of undergarments.
Or shaving.
At the time of release, very few noticed, and the quality of home video was not good,
so it took a few years before everyone realized the live-action/animated film contained one
of the raciest frames found in film.
The Incredibles
Brad Bird’s take on superheroes, 2004’s The Incredibles is regarded by many as one
the best superhero films ever.
A sweet take on growing old, and growing up, with amazing powers, it’s best known by
Easter Egg hunters as the only Pixar film to not have the Pizza Planet truck.
It does, however, have moments you may have missed.
During the wedding flashback of Bob and Helen, all of the characters with costumes that failed,
according to fashion designer of the supers Edna, are in attendance.
Also, if you look at Mr. Incredibles GPS, you’ll notice the actual names of real roads
in Emeryville, California, the location of Pixar’s office.
Finally, in one scene, Mr. Incredible finds himself catching cars in a parking lot full
of cars.
One of which is Doc Hudson from the movie Cars, apparently taking a little time away
from Radiator Springs.
Did you blink and miss them, or did you catch all of the tiny tidbits of we just talked
about?
Did we forget one you know of?
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The house that the mouse built is built upon a house of lies… and dirty pictures.