You don't know what the fuck NCA is? It's NYAN CAT Adventure you moron!
We got Pop-Tart Cat, Waffle Bro, Afro Kid, Game Boy Guy,
fuckin' cool guy McGillicutty,
Taco Dog, I don't know what the fuck that is,
Space Pup,
And then this fucking piece of shit.
Seriously! Fucking Taco Dog! He's shooting shit from behind him. Look at him, it's like icicle turds.
Hey, let's play toast because apparently that's the game where Nyan Cat is a dick and he fucks the toaster vagina.
Holy shit - it's a whole thing now?
Holy fuck
I didn't even hit A yet past the start button
That's a fucking magnemite. There's another one!
Look at that! That is clearly a fucking magnemite.
Okay, alright, okay, what the fuck. Where am I? Uhhh...
What the fuck is happening? What is - What is up with my fucking screen? It's convulsing.
Oh! There's fucking spikes everywhere! Holy shit!
What the fuck was that!?
It fucking did it again!
I died again, apparently. Now i'm fucking running. I'm doing the fucking flip thing
Every time I hit the A button something random happens.
That's fucking like topsy-turvey world, it's fucking -
Oh now I'm jumping - now I'm flying! I'm flying and then I'm jumping
and then I'm fucking jumping on the walls!
There's toast.
Oh My God! Look at the screen! You got enough shit going on?
Both screens shaking, there's five hundred fucking sprites everywhere, nothing in the background does anything.
There's flying dogs, and bees, and magnemites and fucking hearts.
There's a fucking hamburger right there.
I completly missed that fucking toaster because it's Donkey Kong fucking barrel bullshit all over again.
I'm also glad you constantly keep increasing the difficulty. Clearly I'm doing so fucking well you have to make it harder.
Oh My God, he has over seven fucking points! Better make it harder, Steve!
[Angry Yell] Come on!
Three times. Three time fucking nothing. Three times a score that means absolutely nothing.
I am the best. I am the best.
I am fucking rainbow, black and white, and dead.
Oh, come on! I jumped half a second too early? You piece of shit!
Incoming Toast! Incoming bullshit! Incoming fucking epilepsy.
I just fired myself off into the fucking oblivion.
FUCK! I keep forgetting about the fucking doubles!
What is with all the bullshit background characters? They don't even do anything.
They're not enemies. They're just there to distract me and piss me off.
If yo're not going to kill me get the fuck off the screen.
Uh passengers please be advised there is a spike warning coming up. You will get your asshole fucking shredded by them!
Tease it... [Yells]
When you're not running fast or going through the toasters he's the slowest motherfucker in the god damn megaverse.
Just fucking move! Great, I died!
If you don't hit the button too fucking soon to jump out of the toaster you get fucking toasted!
I love the random bumblebees in the background.
You know what would be fucking chasing Nyan Cat, or at least flying in the background,
If he had some sort of space adventure game where he was side scrolling by jumping and fucking flying
and traversing gravity, you know what would be in the background? A fucking bumblebee!
Are you shitting me?
There's no way to even avoid the fucking pills! They put them right in front of you!
You've got to fucking pick them up every time!
I don't know if there are levels or stages, or if it's just like get the highest score - wow. In between two.
In between two fucking toasters!
I'm on drugs, that's fine. That's fine.
I'm fucked up. I'm going to fall in the fucking lava. In the fucking lava like that!
Well apparently now we're playing Rad Racer for the Nintendo.
Hit that fucking select button and pop this bitch into 3D!
Come on! FUCK!
[Singing Mockingly]
Hey, they don't even play the fucking Nyan Cat music! It's all bullshit distorted remix versions of it.
Play the actual fucking song if you're going to make a fucking game about it!
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT!? LOOK AT MY FUCKING SCREEN!
They just keep starting you back at the beginning. There's no fucking checkpoint
and the whole god damn game is fucking random so you can't even learn it.
I'm going to die here, I'm going to fucking die here., I'm going to fucking die here. Wow! Holy fuck!
Oh My God! Are you kidding me!? Are you fucking kidding me!?
You fucking rectangular piece of fucking crap!
Just fucking kill me. Just kill me I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked you FUCK!
I'm going to fucking jump over that - no I'm not.
There is a dog in the background, a peppermint heart I can't get, heart I can't get.
Debilitating drugs. Great.
More fucking drugs. black and white, three times,
I don't know what the fuck that is, there's like a grapefruit. I'll probably shove it up my ass later.
More fucking drugs I can't avoid. Slow mode! Tipsy-Turvey! Fucking drunk flying Nyan Cat!
He's going to fucking get a DUI for that.
There was fucking spikes all over the ceiling and then the floor when I switched!
How do I avoid the fucking spikes? No-go on the spikes! Stay away spikes, bad!
Look at this fucking smug piece of -
He's fucking happy as a clam! And the guy has died four hundred fucking times and he's there smiling away!
Wow. WOW. It was the first fucking one! It was the first fucking toaster! You fucking piece of shit!
Leggo my Eggo, you fuck!