(epic theme music)
- Huh, I don't see Dr. Bananas anywhere.
- Forget Dr. Bananas.
Where are all the dinosaurs the invitation promised?
Oh man oh man oh man oh man.
I love dinosaurs.
- How do you know? You've never met a dinosaur.
- I watched a bunch of Barney when I was little.
- Littler, you mean, right?
(laughs)
(frustrated growling sound)
- Greetings special guests.
I couldn't possibly be more excited
to show you my latest creation: real dinosaurs.
- Yeah right, dude.
Dinosaurs went extinct so long ago,
not even Grandpa Lemon remembers them.
- It's true.
Also I don't really remember last week, so there's that.
- I understand your skepticism,
and am excited to squelch it.
(makes weird sound)
(cracking egg)
- Whoa!
(snapping camera)
- Wait a minute.
Why is it pink?
- Yeah.
- I kinda like it.
Looks more like Barney that way.
(laughs)
- All my dinosaurs are pink, you see.
They're pink because pigs are pink.
- Huh.
- Quickly, to the jeep. I will explain everything.
You see it's very scientific.
I brought the dinosaurs back from
extinction by using their DNA.
- I used the DNA from fossils,
and filled in the gaps with pig DNA.
- [Orange] What pigs?
- Well I had a buddy who's a pork chop
who was willing to sign the necessary consent forms.
- So I guess they're not really dinosaurs
so much as they're swine-osaurs, huh?
(laughs)
- That's good. I'm gonna have to use that.
This is exactly why I asked you to come here, Orange.
Your branding skills are fantastic.
I need your input before the park opens.
- Instead of calling it Jurassic Park,
why not call it Jurassic Pork?
(laughs)
- Yes. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
- Well, why did you invite the rest of us, Doc?
- Pear, you know more about science
than anyone in the kitchen.
I'd love to have your endorsement.
Grandpa Lemon, I needed you here
because you can inexplicably fly a helicopter.
And you, Midget Apple, well you
- Go ahead. Just say it.
You need me here to see if the little kids
can ride the rides or not.
- But that's equally important.
(makes same weird sound)
(frustrated grumbling)
And now, without further ado,
welcome to Jurassic Pork.
- Whoa!
Ah!
- A pterodactyl.
- More like pterodact-tail. Am I right?
(laughs)
- It's tail did come out rather pig-like, didn't it?
- Hey, what's in that mysterious jungle cage over there?
- Oh, you see that's where we keep the velociraptors.
- You mean, the sausage raptors?
(laughs)
- It gets funnier every time.
- Ah man, it's raining.
- Actually that's a good thing.
That'll really bring the dinos out.
They love mud. They are part pig after all.
- Sure enough. Here comes the triceratops now.
- Hey guys, is it just me,
or does that triceratops seem way bigger than expected?
- It's probably just you, small fry.
(laughs)
(frustrated grumbling)
- No, he's right.
- That's odd.
The triceratops was normal size just a few days ago.
- But did you take into account that
pigs grow super huge in a super short period of time?
- I did not take that into account.
- So basically we're stuck on an island
with a bunch of dinosaurs that can
grow too big for their own fences.
- A slight oversight, I admit.
- Hey everybody. Let's get a group photo by this lake.
- Wait, that's no lake.
- It isn't?
(growling and screaming)
- A Tyrannosaurus Rex!
- You mean Tyranno-short ribs Rex?
(laughs)
- Now is not that time, Orange.
(group screaming)
(dinosaurs growling)
- Come on, Dr. Bananas. Give this guy the slip.
(laughs)
Get it? Slip? Dr. Bananas?
That's not what I meant.
But thanks.
- Where are we?
- We're by the velociraptor cages.
- Follow up question: why is there
a massive hole in the bars?
(dinosaurs growling and group screaming)
- Guys, the helicopter. Where is it?
- My guess is the pork-ing lot.
(laughs)
- There, there it is.
- Run faster!
- I can't, I don't have any legs.
- Take off, take off.
(group screams as dinosaur growls)
- Holy Toledo, I think I wet myself
like infinity times back there.
(laughs)
- Look at his tiny arms.
(laughs)
- At least those dinosaurs are stuck
on that island and can't get to the mainland.
(epic music plays softly)
(laugh)
- [Voiceover] Knife!