[humming]
My Sunday relaxation kit.
Let's see... pillow.
Placed just so for slight foot elevation.
Flower... to brighten the room. Flower fragrance.
[sighing] And the final touch.
Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special.
Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call,
that is correct. See you at 4:00 my good man.
This is gonna be a heavenly day.
Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons.
Hello there, heaven's little wonder.
Take me on a chocolate vacation.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
[grumbling]
[humming]
Om.
In order to achieve complete brainfulness,
one must clear one's mind of all distractions.
[doorbell ringing, grumbling]
Distractions are only in your mind.
[doorbell ringing, grumbling]
You are the center of the universe.
[doorbell ringing]
Center of the universe.
[doorbell ringing, grumbling]
Will you answer the door already?!
[humming]
Ah, time to relax.
[music playing]
[gasping] Squidward!
Well, time to go.
Squidward! Squidward, wait!
Now what?
You dropped this little piece of paper.
Yeah. So what?
I just figured you'd probably want it back.
[music playing]
♪ Figaro Figaro ♪
♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro ♪
♪ Figaro ♪
[coughing]
[grumbling]
Hmm? Uh, how strange.
Usually, I wake up each morning with a dark feeling of dread
gnawing at my stomach.
But today, I feel positively... happy!
[music playing]
♪ Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun Smilin' rocks, and vegetation ♪
♪ Look ma, I'm dancing And hear my song ♪
♪ The world is lovely When nothing is wrong ♪
♪ Everything's smiling Yes even me ♪
♪ Is this what they call Feeling happy? ♪
[grunting]
♪ -
Good morning, SpongeBob.
Oh, that's why I felt great this morning,
there was no SpongeBob.
[sighing]
Now, this is how I was always meant to live.
[chuckles]
[yawning] Bedtime.
Oh, a built in alarm clock.
Hoo, this place has got it all.
[beeping]
[beeping, snoring]
[sirens blaring]
What is it? Why? What's happening?
- Eight, seven... - Oh, no.
- It's not an alarm clock! - Five, four...
It's a countdown!
Two, one.
[Squidward screaming]
[music playing]
Huh? What- What the- uh. That was horrible.
[humming]
[dinging]
[humming]
[chirping]
[doorbell ringing] Huh?
[grumbling]
[SpongeBob] Hey.
Whatcha doing?
I'm... busy.
[rooster crowing]
[Squidward humming]
[sighing]
Well, 20 minutes in the bath is probably enough.
[sighing] Another day... another day.
[humming]
[music playing]
[chirping, music playing]
[music playing]
Hello and welcome one and all to a super special episode
of House Fancy. I'm your host, Nicolas Withers.
Our first very special guest on today's show,
will be none other than--
[phone ringing]
Oh.
I think I'll take my bike today.
I'm my own man.
Now these neighbors know how to live.
[music playing]
Intensive. Hmm.
I bet they won't have... [gasping]
Wow! They have it! Canned bread! This town is great!
I would really be impressed if it had...
an interpretive dance academy.
[music playing]
Yeah, it's even better in a group.
[music playing]
This town is perfect.
[music playing]
A clarinet trio?
[music playing]
[rooster crowing]
Another great day.
Oh, look, everybody's on their bike today.
It just gets better and better.
All together.
[music playing]
I sorta don't feel like playing my clarinet today.
[music playing]
Must... re... lax. [popping]
[sighing]
Look at yourself. You're losing your bluish glow.
Stop worrying so much. Now, repeat after me.
You will not go back to the Krusty Krab.
I will destroy the Krusty Krab.
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
- Have you finished-- - No!
That's it. That's it.
No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind,
I will not go back to that restaurant!
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
[SpongeBob] Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands? [panting]
Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
Errand? Errand? Errand? Errand? Errand? Errand?
Have you finished those errands?
No, I am not finished with those errands,
and I never will be! So, quit checking up on me!
I know what you're up to.
Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
- But I haven't. - Okay.
Maybe you haven't messed up yet but you will.
You will and when you do, I'll be there!
I'll be there! [laughing]
Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker.
He makes me proud to wear these hats.
There. [chuckles]
Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself.
[chuckles]
I'm not even gonna think about you-know-who
at the you-know-what doing I-don't-care.
[chuckles]
Just gonna... relax.
Let Squid's day off... begin.