-It is time for "Screen Grabs." Here we go now.
-♪ Makes me wanna screen-grab ♪
-Now, these are some weird, funny things that you guys
found on the Internet or took a picture of in real life
and sent it in to us.
And, yeah, we call them "Screen Grabs."
Here we go.
This first screen grab was sent in by
Sebastian Denbore in Ontario, Canada.
Hey, we love you, Canada. Thanks for watching.
He kept trying to log in to his phone
but couldn't remember the password.
And then this happened.
And look -- he only has 5% battery left.
[ Laughter ]
That guy's got it tough there. Yeah, that's rough.
I don't think it's going to happen.
-No, I don't think it's going to happen.
-I don't think it's going to happen.
This next one was sent in by Jamie Leet in San Diego.
He was using Facebook and spotted this ad from Target.
Get ready for your first day with college must-haves, like...
a high-speed bill counter.
What?
-Drug-dealer college?
-I don't under-- It's like "Breaking Bad."
-Yeah. -I don't know what it is.
A mini fridge. -Got it.
-A hot plate. -Got it.
-A bill counter.
Something to burn my fingerprints off
so my fingerprints aren't on the bills.
This next screen grab was sent in by
Denise Jenks in Omaha, Nebraska.
She was watching "The Today Show's"
coverage of Hurricane Ida.
Let's see what she saw. It says...
And then it says...
-Whatever. -Whatever.
-That's a lot of reading. -You do the math!
-Yeah. -Leave me alone.
What do you want me to do, everything?
-Come on! -Eh, and some other stat, too.
Next screen grab was sent in by Courtney Berryman in Tennessee.
She was shopping on Amazon for a small playpen
to put her dog, okay?
But then she found this ad for
why to get a playpen for your dog.
Very interesting.
It says, "Why do you need a pet playpen?"
And if you zoom in, it says, "Pet gnawing on wall.
Then it says, "Eat a mud."
"Bite furniture." It says, "Swallow dead person."
It's like no one's double-checking these.
-Yeah, come on. -People have lost their minds.
-Yeah.
-No one is double-checking those.
-Why not? Why check it? -What's that? Looks good to me.
Yeah, let's go. Come on.
I've got to run "The Today Show"!
I've got to run "The Today Show" stats!
Come on!
-Eat other dead person? What?
-Swallow a dead person. -Swallow a dead person.
-That's what you need to put your pet in a playpen.
-You don't want that to happen. -No.
Well, the next screen grab was sent in by
Sheri Kuss in Spring City, Pennsylvania.
She was searching for a -- -Whoo!
-There is one person from Spring City, Pennsylvania.
She was searching for a place to bring her kids golfing.
-Okay. -So, here is what she found.
"Golf camp for kids and teens."
Down here it says you can bring beer and wine.
You can bring beer and wine. -Yeah.
Whatevs.
-It's for kids, teens, yeah, whatever.
-Kids can have the beer. Teens have the wine.
-Kids drive you -- The teens drive you home.
-Yeah.
-This next screen grab was sent in by Chris Grindrod in Ohio.
He was scrolling through -- -Whoo!
-Well, there you go.
-That's actually Chris. He's here.
-Yeah, Chris is here. -Chris is here tonight.
Welcome, Chris. [ Applause ]
-God bless him.
-Chris, you were scrolling through Facebook
and came across a question posted about a local business.
This is a good question here. Vernon Funeral Home.
-Okay. -This is what it says here.
You get one of those pet things.
-Yeah, and then you don't have to worry about it.
-You don't have to worry about it.
-Can you hurry up? -Yeah.
How many pets do you got? Yeah. -Yeah.
Gonna swallow that dead person.
-Next screen grab was sent in by Yanis Konopka in Germany.
-Oh!
-Thank you for watching us over in Germany, yeah.
[ Light applause ] -There you go, Yanis.
-I felt like you were more of a fan of Germany
as opposed to actually being German.
Are you from Germany? -Yes!
-You are? What part?
-Bavaria!
-Hey! -Hey!
-Bavaria! -Bavaria!
♪♪
-Munich, Munich, Munich, Munich, Munich, Munich, Munich!
Oktoberfest. [ Air horn blows ]
-Yeah.
-[ German accent ] That is good.
Ya.
-[ German accent ] Da Roots. -Da roots, ya.
-[ Normal voice ] Well, anyways, get this --
he's trying to find an Italian place.
-Okay, here we go.
-He's in Germany. -Yeah.
-Yeah, why not?
They've got German food all over the place.
He wanted to find an Italian place.
This one's got pretty decent reviews.
Restaurant -- Well, we can't say the name.
We'll bleep it out. But Pizzeria something, yeah.
And here's the highlights of the menu underneath.
It says, yeah, panna cotta and carbonated water
is the highlights.
-Mwah!
-Oh, I love this restaurant.
-Oh!
-I love this place. -What do you love about it?
-What? -What do you love about it?
-The pizzeria? The pizzeria?
-Yeah. -Are you kidding me?
-The panna cotta? -Yeah, of course.
-What else?
-They have this water. -Huh?
-I can't even tell you.
You have to try it for yourself.
Mwah! I actually haven't had the pizza.
Haven't tried it. -Oh.
-No, no. I go there for the water.
We're down to our last one.
It was sent in by Gavin Leg in Toronto, Canada.
He was scrolling through Instagram
and he came across a photo of a Swedish metal band
from the '80s called Kingpin.
And he thought one of the guys in the band looked like me.
Does that... [ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
I don't know.
Let me see. This...
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's all the time we have for "Screen Grabs."
If you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us at
screengrabs@tonightshow.com, and we might put it on the show.