- Can we chop off the head of this Furby with a guillotine?
- Let's talk about that.
(blade crashing)
(upbeat music)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- Here's a riddle for you,
what do Louis XVI of France,
a girl's bangs after a breakup,
and this have in common?
- They're all gettin' chopped.
- That's right.
Today we got our very own guillotine over there.
And you know what that means.
We're gonna be putting
all sorts of irregular stuff in there
rather than the normal stuff it was built for,
like the human necks of the aristocracy.
It's time for,
Puttin' things in things,
guillotine edition.
This is a custom built,
fully functional guillotine.
And Link is not gonna be allowed anywhere near it.
In fact, you know what,
let's just switch places.
- All right, whatever.
Now in each round-- - that's better.
- We've gotta guess what's gonna happen
when the blade drops.
And whoever loses overall,
has to sacrifice one of their prized possessions,
as chosen by the crew,
without our knowledge, to the guillotine.
- All right, let's chop.
(aggressive metal music)
All right, that is a memory foam pillow.
Link, do not put your head-- - I'm so sleepy.
- I know how your brain works. - I'm so sleepy.
- Look at the look in his eyes.
And he wants to put his head down there.
- Because it's a pillow. - I could tell.
- All right, so we just need to decide,
is it gonna bounce off,
is it gonna not cut all the way through,
is it gonna cut clean through,
or explode some of that gel that I think is inside of it?
- I have a guess.
I think that there's just too much give in this thing
for it to go all the way through.
I think it's gonna just...
It's gonna go like half way in and like, lodge in there.
It's not gonna cut all the way through.
- Well, I'm saying it's gonna cut clean through,
and it's gon' ooze gel.
But I'm saying clean through.
- Okay, Link,
I'm gonna be in charge--
- You want me to put my head on a pillow?
- You stay over there.
Your job is going to be counting down.
Can you do that?
- Three, two, oh, shoot.
Put these on, man.
- Ah, that was a test.
Safety third.
- Five, four,
three, two, one.
(blade crashing)
(laughing and graning)
(slowed laughing and groaning)
Dang, man.
- So it completely pierced it,
as you can see.
- [Link] But only there.
- Yeah, so, I get the point.
(chiming)
- But do I, I get the pillow.
- Okay, good.
(aggressive metal music)
- Okay, we've got a beautiful set
of Russian nesting dolls just waitin'
to be sliced down the middle.
- And we're trying to guess
how many of the seven total dolls that are in there,
will experience significant damage.
- Significant is a nebulous word.
Let's just say any damage.
- Any damage.
- Do you have a guess?
I went first last time so...
- Yeah, let's see,
at least three, I'm thinking.
- (laughing) Okay.
- But I think, that's with significant.
With any damage,
I'm gonna say four.
I think four of 'em.
- Okay, I'm going to say six.
Because I think what's gonna happen
is, it's gonna rip all the way through,
but that little teeny doll
is gonna slide off to the side
and be completely unscathed.
- If it's five, who wins?
- We tie.
- You ready?
- Link, are you ready to count?
- Yeah, man.
- Hey, you know what you did
such a good job over the first round?
- Counting?
- [Rhett] Counting.
- All right. - Are we ready?
- Three, two one,
(blade crashing)
- Oh my gosh.
- Okay.
- Okay, so let's see what's happened here.
- Exactly what I thought would happen did happen,
but I don't know if that middle one was spared.
- Okay so, oh, look it.
So this one here is busted.
- Oh, oh, oh, there's one in there.
Okay, so open now.
Open now.
Open now. - And then if I open this up,
this one has no damage.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
we just don't know how many we're at here.
- Oh yeah that's right.
I didn't think there was another one.
- Okay, so it was five.
(buzzing)
Because there are two-- - One has some damage too.
There are two that are completely unscathed.
You said four, I said six.
The answer was five.
That means we just tie.
- She is not happy.
(aggressive metal music)
Quick reminder,
Josh and Nicole have a brand new podcast called,
"A Hotdog Is A Sandwich"
over on the Mythical Kitchen channel,
where they debate all kinds of
controversial food topics
every single week.
So make sure you check that out.
And subscribe to the Mythical Kitchen channel.
Thank you.
- Okay, we're getting very creative this round,
because we put a lime in the coconut.
- [Link] Lime in the coconut.
We drink 'em both up.
- No we chop 'em both up.
- Yeah.
- And what we're trying to decide in this round,
is what happens to the lime in the coconut.
Oh, and also, I do want to clarify that
the reason the score is now two to one,
is because there are escalating points.
- Last round we tied, so we split the points.
- We split the points.
So, this round, three points. - This round we're three.
- Okay, I'll put the lime and the coconut back here,
can I guess first this time?
- [Link] Yeah.
- I think what's gonna happen,
we saw what happened to the Russian dolls,
and it just went right through it,
and that's wood,
and coconut's kina like wood.
- You sayin' that coconut's not wood?
- Coconut's wood.
Coconut's wood.
I think what's gonna happen
is, it's not gonna do a nice little chop through the lime.
I think it's going to just explode the lime
into several pieces.
Because of the force of the coconut wood
going down into it.
That's what I think is gonna happen.
- Oh, okay, I see what you mean.
I think it's gonna cut through the coconut,
but it's going to send the lime flying.
I'm not saying that
the lime is not going to incur any damage,
but I'm saying that-- - Minimal damage.
It is less than 50% damage.
Could be 49% damage, okay?
- Okay, but your head's (mumbling).
- You cool with that?
- Yeah, 'cause I just said it's gonna be...
- It all depends on where that lime is nestled in there.
- You think it's gonna be pretty intact,
and I think it's gonna be destroyed.
- Yeah, I think it's gonna be sent.
- Can you count down in French?
(counting in foreign language)
(blade crashing)
- Oh my gosh.
- Okay, Link, you were right.
It was a clean, clean break.
- It went through the lime.
And that--
- [Rhett] I don't even, look...
- [Link] Oh, it smells good.
- Man, the coconut wood-- - That was impressive.
- Didn't do what I thought it would.
(laughing)
- Here, catch that.
Catch this.
Now eat some of that meat.
You'll like that.
You'll like that, 'cause it's wood.
I'm gonna eat the lime, you eat the--
- [Woman] Do you think it was cut at at 51-49% situation?
- Well, no, Link said--
- 50% or less damage.
So I think Link gets the points on this.
- Because it's, why?
(laughing)
I actually thought I didn't get the point.
Why do you think I got the point?
- Well, 'cause I thought you thought what would happen is
it would slice less than half of it off of it.
- [Woman] Well Link thought that it was gonna pop out,
and you thought it was gonna explode,
but instead this happened, so...
- I think, no one gets points.
I can't take the points, Rhett.
- Okay.
- This is not what I thought would happen.
- Well, take some coconut.
(aggressive metal music)
- Gently placed under the guillotine,
is one cut-proof glove.
I have the other one here,
and I mean,
it's chain mail, basically.
- It's chain mail.
I mean, the whole idea is that
you can wear a suit made out of this,
and be stabbed at
and great white sharks can come up and bit you
and you'll be fine.
- Just be sawed at by a lumberjack.
- So we're gonna guess,
whether or not
it will live up to its name
and remain cut-proof,
or if the guillotine will just
go right through it.
And it's your turn to guess first.
- Let me feel of this one more time.
- Feel of it all you want.
- It's not gonna cut through it.
I think it's gonna live up to its name.
- And I think it's gonna go right through it.
- You do?
- Yeah.
I think the weight--
- It didn't go through a memory foam pillow.
But that gives.
This has no give.
- I think the weight is just gonna overpower it.
- Oh, man.
Should we say the name brand?
Because it's not a sponsor.
- Hey, if you believe in it so much,
why don't you put your hand I that glove
and put it under there.
- Uh, okay.
- (laughing) That'd get the clicks, Mr. Beast.
- I thought you said, "Daddy get the clicks."
- Yeah, I'm Mr. Beast's Daddy.
I didn't tell you that?
- You do look alike.
(laughing)
Okay, three, two, one.
(blade crashing)
Did it?
Paisley, come in here and help us with this blade,
'cause you know I can't get over there.
- Okay, so, it definitely creased it.
It would have broken your hand.
- [Link] Oh my gosh.
- [Rhett] But it did not break.
- [Link] Yeah, just a fricking crease.
- But it did not break at all.
- Look at that, you see that?
- That is crazy.
- [Link] Just a crease.
- You shoulda put your hand underneath it.
Missed opportunity.
- So your points increase.
- No, yours do. (chiming)
- Oh, I was right. (laughing)
- But hey, I'll take 'em.
- I totally forgot what my answer was.
(aggressive metal music)
Next up, we got my favorite book.
It's the dictionary, Rhett.
- Okay, and what we're tryin' to figure out--
- It lets you know what words mean.
- Yeah, there's also one online now.
(laughing)
- Where can I find that?
- Dictioary.com.
- Ah.
- So the blade's gonna cut through the book.
The damage is gonna start at A,
'cause that's the front of the book,
and it's gonna stop,
or maybe it'll go all the way through.
All the way through Z.
So we're trying to guess,
what letter is the damage gonna stop at.
And it's my turn to go first,
and I just feel like,
I don't know why, but the letter N
is speaking to me right now.
- This is just paper, man.
It's not memory foam.
I'm sayin' W.
- Oh, well why don't you just say Z?
- Because it doesn't go all the way through.
- Okay.
(laughing)
Okay, N and W.
Can you count down in letters?
- Yeah.
C, B, it ain't that hard, A.
(blade crashing)
Oh, man. - Oh.
- Man, that was nowhere close.
Let's yank it out.
- Okay, so we've got the book here.
How far does the damage go?
F, G, H, I, J, K,
L, M, N, O, P, Q, R... - It's already past N.
- It's into R.
It does not go past R.
(buzzing)
So what's closer to R, N or W?
- Well, R, S, what's after S?
- N's closer--
- [Woman] N is closer.
- N, O, P, R.
- That's on "Wheel of Fortune."
- Okay, so I'm only three letters away,
so I am closer.
(chiming)
And also, my name starts with an R.
(laughing)
- Look at this.
But, do you know what retirement means?
It's the act of retiring.
- Yep, yep, simple.
(aggressive metal music)
- All right, we have a complicated relationship with Furbys.
We don't like them.
And we've learned that they can survive
just about anything,
including when we put them in a paint shaker.
- Yeah the Furby was like, "Ooh."
- It wanted more.
- Let's keep doin' that.
(Furby squawking)
Oh you don't know what you got coming, little Furby.
You gonna get what you been beggin' for,
and that's to be chopped in half.
You know Furbys say demented stuff like,
"Oh, chop me in half."
- He's kind of mocking us right now.
- All right, so we have to decide,
is the guillotine--
(sneezing)
Aw, bless you.
- I'm allergic to Furbys.
- I know man, let's kill it.
Is it gonna actually die,
or, no matter what happens to it in terms of damage,
will it still--
- Move or talk.
- Demonstrate some sort of life afterward.
- Life.
And you're up first.
(Furby squawking)
- I don't think it's gonna die.
- Oh, you think it's gonna live.
- I mean, I've been around Furbys long enough to know,
Shut up!
(laughing)
That's what I thought.
- Well I believe the exact opposite.
I believe that, once and for all,
this is going to be the end of this Furby.
I think that the guillotine can do it.
- I hope you're right, Rhett.
But I also wanna win.
- It's any man's game.
Whoever's right wins.
Three, two, one.
(blade crashing)
Oh my gosh. (laughing)
- Shh.
- Is he...
Boy, he looks dead.
- If this thing wakes up and says somethin'
I'm runnin' out of here.
(laughing)
- Furby, I'm so sorry.
- You feel remorse now?
- Ooh, no, that was me.
Oh my gosh.
(laughing)
I feel kinda happy.
(laughing)
We killed the Furby.
- And you lost.
- I don't even care.
(laughing)
All right, so...
What, y'all got somethin' of mine to guillotine?
- [Woman] Oh, yes we do.
Okay Link, a prized possession has been placed.
(laughing)
- Oh, man, our signed Lionel Richie album.
- [Woman] Executioner Paisley,
please pull the trigger in three, two, one.
(blade crashing)
- No!
Oh, poor guy.
- Look, Lionel got...
- [Link] You severed him.
- Lionel has been disemboweled.
He's never gonna come on the show now.
(laughing)
- [Woman] Guys, hey guys, guess what, guys?
Guys, that was a fake, guys. - Look at that.
- [Woman] Your real one is in your office, guys.
- Oh.
- I knew it was a fake.
But gosh, look down inside of a Furby's soul.
That is nasty.
- That's a Furby heart.
- That is a heart of darkness.
- Look at that.
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- [Both] And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Ha.
- They didn't even have to say they were in Paris.
- I knew they were in Paris.
- 'Cause I saw the Eiffel Tower.
- I knew it.
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- And to dissect this Furby.
And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.
- It's just not right.
- You want like a chicken doctor to come in
and define it anatomically.
Just being like, if it's not,
you know what, the Surgeon General--
- Chicken doctor?
Do you mean a veterinarian, Josh?
- I don't know.
- A chicken doctor's a vet.