[Sadie] Get me outta here!
I'm trying Sadie!
[screaming]
Oh, I did it!
[screaming]
I heard screaming. Are you girls okay?
No, we're not okay! [unintelligible]
[screaming]
That bed is eating my baby!
[screaming]
Give me back my babies, bed!
[screaming]
Get off! Get off!
[panting]
Lay Lay, tell Murphy he can have his bed back.
I can't wait to find out what's in a Houston surprise.
Wait!
Can I say something?
Well, even if this isn't the best dinner you've ever had,
I'm still thankful for you all.
We love having you here, Lay Lay.
That's right. You're like family
and this family likes to eat, so...
let's dig in.
[screaming]
Oh. Ah. Surprise!
Well, this is, uh, the... most exciting dinner
we've had in a while.
Mm. Pancakes.
Foggy foot! Sadie!
Good morning.
Is it a good morning? Because I just woke up with a mouth full
of your frosted mini feet.
I can't wait to dig into my...
[laughing]
frozen cereal?
[laughing]
I'm Lay Lay and you just got play play.
Okay, you got me. I almost ate a mouth full
of Ice Crispies.
Well, since you taught me what a prank was,
I've sort of become the master-- [screaming]
[laughing]
Ah. Don't be a Haiti, you just got Sadied.
I'm about to kick this classic prank
up a notch, Lay Lay style.
This bucket is filled with ketchup,
syrup, chocolate sauce.
What? You can't.
Here's what I'm thinking about wearing.
[screaming]
[gasping]
I'm Lay Lay and you just got play play.
What... did... you... do?
But... why aren't you laughing?
Lay Lay, I don't know what planet you're from,
but around here you never mess with a black woman's hair.
[crying] My hair!
I'm from Houston and we have a problem!
Kill the throttle!
What's the throttle?!
Here, let me do it!
[screaming]
Great. Another lawsuit.
[screaming]
Fellow pillow makers,
all your hard work has finally paid off.
Now we'll take turns diving
into this pile of handmade pillows.
Who'd like to go first? After me.
[screaming]
Are you girls okay?
Are you kidding me? That was great!
I was talking to the pillows.
And today, it's blueberry and onion mashed potatoes.
Whoa. That looks like a puppet exploded.
The recipe said to use rosemary
instead of blueberries and onions,
but like Chef Ross says, "A good cook never lets recipes
box them in."
Mm. Honey, you really put your foot in this.
[chuckles]
It's true. This tastes like a foot soaked in garlic.
No, Lay Lay, that's just an expression.
And this is my expression eating these potatoes... ugh.
Come on, everybody.
Grandma props for keeping it real.
I mean what are these, potat-toes?
♪ Happy birthday to you Happy birthd-- ♪
You blew the candles out too soon.
Uh, t-that wasn't me.
The candles blew out on their own.
Uh-oh.
[gasping]
That was bigger, that was not better.
Well, this will definitely go viral.
[chuckles]
And it'll look pretty good on a t-shirt.
Give it up for Sadie Alexander.
[clapping]
[Dynamite playing]
Like every legendary deejay, I researched the competition
and wrote embarrassing facts about them on these flash cards.
Me and you have very different ideas
about hip hop.
Are y'all ready for the next round?
[cheering]
It's time for Cardea.
[cheering]
Aw, she's so cute. Tell me her dirty secrets.
All right, Cardea,
spelling bee champ, still sleeps in footie pajamas.
Personally, I don't see what's wrong with that,
but maybe you can make something out of it.
Better check on Marky.
My poor baby.
He's been asleep this whole time.
[music playing]
Let's do this.
[music playing]
[laughing]
Now, as you can see my assistant is now placing
this stuffed goat into the box.
Here comes the Lay Lay Hey Hey.
[clapping]
Grab the goat.
Hurry up! We've only got 60 seconds!
She's not back here.
Where is she?!
[bleating]
There she is! I thought you could pick who you freeze.
Why didn't you freeze the goat?
I thought I did.
My freeze power must not work on goats.
That doesn't make any sense.
The fact that I can freeze time doesn't make any sense.
[bleating]
We've got to get that goat!
[bleating]
[things breaking]
Great. The goat bounced. Now, what are we gonna do?
[sighing]
The moment a trick goes south is when a magician
needs an assistant the most. I was born for this.
Wearing off in three, two, one.
[clapping]
Tada!
[clapping]
Ooh. Ah. [bleating]
Hop in and go get that watch.
Why just me? You're in a wetsuit, too.
I'm wearing this in case I have to rescue you.
Aw, thanks, Marky. It's nice to know you care.
I care... about getting that money.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Hey! Hey, I think I found it!
Really? Let me see!
[laughing] Gotcha!
Not cool.
But it was cool when you did it to me?
Yes, very.
I'm tiny and adorable.
Guys, if you're ever confused about where to put trash,
just ask me.
Okay, you can call me the trash lady.
Oh, okay.
Banana peel... [chuckles]
while hurtful and inappropriate goes into compost. Huh.
[laughing]
And that's the end of Sadie's presentation.
Ah, actually, Miss Callaway, I wasn't done.
Trust me, Sadie, you're done.
This guy stole our money.
Uh-oh.
He thought he could pull one over
on his big sister.
Just because we're clowns, doesn't mean we're clowns.
It's pie time!
[cheering]
I'm your agent, not a prop.
Oh, you are so fired as our agent.
Let him have it, guys.
Come on, guys. We can talk about this.
[groaning]
[laughing]
[groaning]
When you work with clowns, the jokes on you.