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Today I’ll show you a comedy film: “Evolution”
Spoilers ahead, watch out and take care
The movie starts off showing a meteor coming towards earth,
and as it nears the earth’s atmosphere, it breaks apart into pieces before falling to earth
The next scene shows a car driving by in the middle of the night
Wayne exits the driver’s seat, then heads to the trunk and opens it
He pulls out a dummy and carries it to a small shed
He then proceeds to open a container filled with fuel, and he scatters it all over the shed
Wayne lights up a match, tosses it at the shed; and the shed immediately catches on fire
He brings out a stopwatch, and presses on it before running towards the burning shed
Wayne starts shouting, pretending that a dummy is a real person
He saves the dummy from the shed by giving it CPR
Wayne then notices a burning object falling from the sky
The meteorite lands on his car with an impact, causing an explosion
Wayne stands up and examines his surroundings before cussing
In a university, a professor, named Ira,
gives almost all of his students an A in their biology papers
But two stupid students got a failing grade
Professor Ira tells the whole class about the two papers written by the stupid students,
about their uncle living inside a prison cell instead of talking about “cells”,
which make up human bodies
Then the entire class laughs
Professor Harry speaks with his female student about her examination paper
She tries to persuade Professor Harry to check the paper again,
since she needs the credit for her to become a nurse
Harry questions the student about trying a different job,
where people’s life wouldn’t depend on her skills
She then admits her dream of becoming Miss Arizona;
but she was told that nursing studies would impress the judges
Professor Ira interrupts them, and asks Harry to go to lunch with him
Harry brings Ira to where the fallen meteorite is located,
because Harry has permission to check the meteor site
Upon arriving, Harry introduces Ira as his secretary to a sheriff
The sheriff tells Wayne that he still doesn’t know why he was there in the middle of the night,
and Wayne argues that he was practicing for his fireman entrance exam last night
The sheriff lets him go home
Harry and Ira enter the meteorite hole; and underground, their surroundings imitate a cave
Three officers proceed to take pictures beside the meteor
Harry and Ira ask the officers to let them handle things now, and the officers allow them
The two professors start observing the meteorite, and while observing,
the meteorite continues to give off visible steam due to its heat
Harry uses a small ax to penetrate the meteorite to see its reaction
After, the meteorite bleeds with a clear substance oozing out
Later on, Ira observes the liquid sample from the meteor’s bleeding a while ago
Ira sees the cells multiplying fast
In disbelief, Ira proceeds to observe the sample as it multiplies at a really fast pace
Suddenly, the glass holding the sample starts to break
Ira heads to the school court to find Harry coaching the volleyball team
Ira tells Harry that the sample’s DNA has ten base pairs
Ira grabs Harry’s attention by telling him that the organisms might be aliens
The both of them head to Ira’s office
Ira lets Harry observe the sample through the microscope
While observing, Harry notices something, which makes Ira check the microscope again
They discover that it’s a multicellular organism, rather than a unicellular one
Ira then explains that the cells are evolving
On the other hand, Wayne falls asleep during his fire brigade examination
He also accidentally hits his private part as he brings the hose pipe
He, therefore, fails the exam
But a guy tells him he can retake the exam in 6 months
afterward, Wayne drives off with his beat-up car from the meteor fall
Ira and Harry take their students to see the meteor site, and they head underground to see it
They all witness a yellow mushroom-like thing sprouting from the ground of the cave
They also get a whiff of an unpleasant smell coming from them
Nadine feels a wiggling sensation on her toes, there they discover flatworms under the mist,
that is spread across the floor
Ira picks a worm, and it instantly dies when he lifts it; He suspects that oxygen killed it
They put one in a specimen jar; then the worm splits into two, reproducing over and over again
Ira tells Harry to keep everything a secret, especially from the government
The scene shifts to Wayne, who is now a pool manager at a country club
The man sighs and asks him why a damp towel is in his chair
The man complains, while Wayne gets the towel and continues his job while mocking the man
While doing his work, Wayne spots something on the floor
He opens the door and discovers the floor swarming with slimy worms
Wayne tries to grab a bottle of chlorine, and his attention is caught by the fish tank
He observes it, then suddenly a weird fish appears
Wayne then leaves and closes the door
Going back, Harry and Ira drive to the meteorite crash site,
and they discuss how the species are evolving so quickly
They see two choppers fly by above them
They arrive in the area where the meteorite crashed;
and they find the government building bases around the site
Harry and Ira get stopped by a soldier, and are asked what their business is
Ira tells the soldier that they have important research, and that this is their site
The soldier refuses to let them enter as their names are not on the list;
but Harry argues with him, and tells the soldier to call his superior
As the soldier contacts his superior, another soldier comes up to them,
and is trying to pull out his gun to shoot Ira; but the other soldiers stop him
The soldier finally lets Harry and Ira in
The general welcomes them, and Harry introduces himself
Ira’s former boss arrives and introduces herself;
and the boss starts scolding Ira about his recklessness
Ira and Harry debate with the general and the boss
After their argument, the general asks his soldier to show Ira and Harry the way out of the site
The both of them leave and threaten the general that it’s not over
In the courtroom, Ira asks if they will get credited for discovering the alien species,
since they’ve put their lives on the line for it
A lawyer discusses Ira’s past as a top researcher, and also talks about how bad it went
Harry cheers up Ira as they head towards their lab
Ira notices their doorknob unlocked, so they quickly head inside,
only to discover their office is in a mess, and all of their samples and computer have been stolen
Harry and Ira decide to infiltrate the site;
they sneak inside with their fake identities as a colonel and a soldier
They manage to get inside;
there they find the creatures flying around the cave, and some are crawling
While Harry and Ira try to get a piece of evidence,
the people observing them through the security camera, calls the boss
They head down to the site to prevent Harry and Ira from getting any evidence
Ira tells the boss that their men stole their paperwork and evidence in their laboratory
Harry, on the other hand, is shouting because a creature got inside his suit
It soon gets inside his leg; and they quickly rush Harry to the hospital
The doctor tries to get the creature out of his leg before it reaches his balls
After Harry’s pain, the doctor removes the creature from Harry’s rectum
When the shit-smelly creature gets out of his rectum,
it dies immediately after breathing oxygen, rather than Harry’s smelly man-shit
Back to Wayne, he is now a waiter at a country club,
still disappointed about his failure in the exam
The man sets up a picnic area in the golf course
A woman calls up to the man, asking where he is
The man is near the pond to clean himself; and he replies to the woman
Suddenly a weird-looking alligator appears from the pond, chases the man,
and drags him into the water
The woman heads back inside, and screams that something has just eaten the man
The boss and Ira are talking about Ira’s past, and the boss asks why he ended up like that
After some talking, Harry and Ira head back to their laboratory
They find Wayne standing by their laboratory door, holding a bag;
and Ira lets Wayne inside their lab
Wayne unfolds the bag,
and there lies the creature that killed the man at the country club last night
A lady calls out to a woman, saying that she has some kind of infestation inside her closet
The woman then asks her friend to open the door
As she opens the door, a creature jumps out
The woman and her friends think that it’s a bulldog with an ugly face
The lady approaches the creature, trying to tame it;
and the creature gives her hands a long tongue massage
The ladies run out of panic
The woman grabs a gun, trying to shoot the creature,
but it dies without giving her an opportunity to shoot
The boss arrives at the hotel
Ira approaches the boss, trying to convince her to shut the site down,
because the species are spreading fast, and they need to kill the creatures before things get worse
The boss says that she’ll try to convince the general; but she can’t promise anything to Ira
Wayne and Harry are together eating, discussing the species
Ira arrives, informing Harry about his talk with the boss
But Ira finds his ex-girlfriend at the next table with her new police boyfriend,
wearing the shirt he gave her
So, he approaches her, saying he wants his shirt back
They both start to argue, and the police try to stop the girl but get an emergency call;
so he heads out to do his job
Harry, Ira, and Wayne then follow the scene, and they arrive at Jill’s house
They get inside to observe the dead creature
Wayne rushes to Harry and Ira, saying that he found something
They quickly rush outside, following Wayne;
and there, they see a bunch of the species lying on the ground
A creature moves and pukes something,
a sack is seen coming out of its mouth, then the creature dies
Then, a fully-evolved creature pops out of the sack and flies away
Harry, Ira, and Wayne chase it
The creature crashes in a mall; and Ira with the others arrive there too, and they grab shotguns
A girl is seen inside a fitting room mall, when she suddenly hears a knock that won’t seem to stop
When she opens the door, she is dragged by the creature
Meanwhile, Harry, Wayne, and Ira are trying to find the creature inside the mall
The creature suddenly appears flying with the heavy fat girl in its claws
Ira decides to split up with them; he goes upstairs,
while Harry and Wayne are on the main floor, but they end up losing the creature
Wayne finds a microphone, and he tries to imitate the sound of a chicken
Ira and Harry get irritated, so he stops
He then tries to sing instead
Ira and Harry get more irritated, because they think that what he’s doing is stupid
But it seems that Wayne’s tactic is working,
since the creature is seen suffering from the nasty noise
Suddenly, they hear the roar of the creature
The creature approaches them; and Harry quickly grabs the heavy girl from the creature’s claws
Ira shoots the creature, and successfully kills it
On the site, Governor Lewis arrives
He questions why he was not informed about the creatures
The boss proceeds to explain the situation,
and she says that if they don’t do something, they will lose the whole United States in two months
Harry, Ira, and Wayne arrive and introduce themselves to the governor
After some talking, they gather and plan about what to do to solve this issue
A soldier calls the general,
saying that the creatures are taking down the cameras in the site underground
They witness the camera being destroyed by the evolved creatures until all the cameras are down
The general orders his men to call for a backup
They gather in front of the elevator
The creatures from the underground jump, and attack the men gathered
The governor is being attacked by one of the creatures,
so Wayne gets a gun and shoots it, saving the governor
The general orders his men to escort Ira and his company outside,
saying that they don’t need Ira and his people anymore
As they leave, the boss asks if she can join them, and Ira lets her
The people are evacuating while the soldiers are preparing to annihilate the creatures
They arrive at their laboratory,
and Ira is trying to figure out how to kill the creatures with the liquid leftover from the meteor
Harry starts smoking, and he accidentally throws a match in the liquid
The liquid starts getting bigger and produces flesh-like tentacles;
and it continues to grow due to the heat
They all get speechless by witnessing the peculiar reaction
The stupid students from Ira’s class enter the laboratory, and offer Ira and the others some beer
Meanwhile, Ira observes something from the boss’ periodic table shirt
Ira comes up with a solution that selenium might be what they need to kill the creatures
The stupid students propose the idea to use the head & shoulders shampoo,
since it contains selenium
All of them agree with the idea, so they proceed with their plan
The students help with filling the fire truck with the shampoo
After filling it, Ira and the others drive off to kill the creatures
They stop near the site and head underground
In another scene, the military prepares to attack the creatures
The governor arrives and orders the general, saying that he better kill those creatures
Underground, Ira and the others arrive at where the meteor crashed
The creatures furiously greet them
They get ready to attack the creatures, but the general commences his plan early,
so the napalm fire strikes underground
The cave reacts to the fire, so it starts reacting, and produces flesh-like tentacles
Ira and the others run their ass as fast as they can
The tentacles start getting bigger, and it breaks the ground apart
Ira and the others get back inside the firetruck and drive off
The soldiers run away from the giant creature
The governor notices the fire truck driving towards the creature, the boss stops the firetruck;
and they prepare to launch their attack at the core of the creature
They spray directly at the core with the shampoo that they gathered earlier
The creature reacts to it, feeling its ass is burning-hot; Harry gets swallowed by the creature;
but fortunately, Ira manages to save him
The creature starts to inflate until it explodes
They rejoice with the success of killing the creature
Ira and the boss passionately tongue massage,
while covered with the green goo from the creature’s explosion
The governor approaches them, and congratulates the group on their successful plan
The governor announces that Wayne is finally a credentialed firefighter before giving him his medal
Ira and Reeds secretly escape to have a steamy hormone game in the fire truck,
and they don’t give a shit about their medals
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