I'm jogging so hard! *panting*
SHUT UP!!
Ian! I just got the coolest toy ever!!
Hahaha!
Lemme try that.
Ow!
*groans*
Ow! My coccyx!
Dude you suck!
It’s not me! It’s my shoes!
Prove it then.
Alright! I’ll modify some shoes then next week, we’ll have a race
To test our speed, agility, and jumping poweress.
Prowess.
Prowries.
Prowess...?
Powderwrist.
Pfft.... Prowess! Do you even know what that means??
No.... but whoever loses the race has to dress up like an elf
and sing a love song to a random girl.
DEAL!
Alright. Well then we’re wasting value shoe-modifying time!
See you at next week’s race. Loser! Hehehehe.... *walks away*
*BADASS MUSIC*
DAHHHH!!!!!!
*BADASS MUSIC CONTINUES*
Anthony: Perfect!
*knocks on door* Hey! How are your shoes comin’ along?
G-Good!
Hi! I’m Dale Thomas!
And I’m Tom Daleson.
Welcome to the first annual Speed, Agility, and Jumping Prowess competition!
Tom: Or S.A.J.P. for short.
Dale: Right.
Dale: And it looks like the competitors are ready to go!
Dale: The crowd is just going wild here Tom.
/random crowd dude/ YEAHHHHHH!!!!
Tom: And they should be Dale. The loser has to dress up like an elf
and sing a love song in public. So the stakes are high.
*gunshot* Dale: and they’re off!
Tom: and now they’re coming up to the random jump curl!
Tom: Oh my god! I never- Dale: Jeez! What is that?!?
Tom: I’ve never seen anyone jump like that before!
Dale: oh now here come Anthony! Oh jeez! He is doing really not that good. Wow look at that!
Dale: Oh wow he can’t even clear one single thing Tom!
Tom: And now he’s on the “push a baby on a steam hill” competition!
Dale: And here comes Anthony but apparently due to budget cuts, there’s no baby stroller for Anthony, so he’s gonna have to roll it up the hill.
Dale: And Ian’s making his way down there, as Anthony struggles his way up.
Dale: What will Ian run into next? let’s see right next here, oh and it is his ex- girlfriend tryin to re-kindle their relationship!
Tom: Anthony finally makes his way up, and OH! WHAT A KICK!
Dale: I’d say so yes and it seems as though Anthony has passed Ian and taken the lead!!
Ex: gimme ur number! (NO!)
Dale: Oh and this woman seems to be persistent. she wont give up!
Dale: and what is Ian writing right here? And OH MY GOD ITS A FAKE NUMBER!! AND SHE BOUGHT IT!!
Tom: Ugh, what an idiot!
Dale: And Anthony’s preparing his shoe on the sidelines!
Tom: I’m not surprised. It looks it was made by an 8 year old with no artistic vision. (SAVAGE)
Dale: Or any vision at all. *both laugh*
Dale: and Ian’s at the very last event. 20 spins and then a very dizzy dash to the finish line!
Tom: Anthony appears to be catching up!
Dale: Oh! And Ian’s going in the wrong direction!
Tom: Oh, what an IDIOT!
Dale: Where could he possibly be going?!
Dale: Oh and Anthony’s up to bat. Haha! No pun intended.
Dale: OH! AND IAN ALMOST SHARED THE SAME FATE AS SUSAN JONES!
Tom: Oh she got hit by car?
Dale: No, she just has an abnormally flat face.
Tom: oh and Anthony appears to be entering some sorta tool factory and WOW! HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL TOOL NOW!
Dale: But he looks nothing like you Tom. (XD)
SHUT UP DALE.
Dale: Oh and the two of them are neck and neck! Who’s gonna cross the finish line first?!
Tom: Will it be Anthony with his crappy shoes? Or Ian with his shiny new ones?
Dale: Oh what’s this?! IAN HAS TRIPPED AND OH! HE JUST CROSSED THE FINISH LINE! HE HAS WON THE RACE!!
Dale: And What has he won Tom?
Tom: PRIDE DALE. HE HAS WON PRIDE.
YEAH THATS RIGHT IM THE WINNERRRRR!!
Captions by: ADarkWinter