*wapoosh* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
my name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to HAPPPPPPPY WHEEEEEEEELS
it's my second time to record this
I was recordin' for 40 minutes before this
and none of the footage actually recorded
hahaha
haha
OK, so to stop myself going crazy
and playing all the same levels again
I did play
some fan made levels before this
but I'm gonna play the top rated levels for this week
this time becuz I just want to get some variety in
if I play the exact same levels again it'll just be
annoying and I wouldn't want to record it but, HEY!
there's a level by "jackisepticeye"
it's called "Matrix neon" let's play that first
oh god x2 grab the pineapple x2
OOWWWWWww
I grabbed it and it killed me anyway
pineapple is love
pineapple is life
yes!
fuck you!
"machete throwin' 2"
OK
ah- ahhhhh
oh Billy!
shut up
Willy
right in his face!
ay whatssup Suzy
*victory sound*
OK, that didn't really work
but I fuckin' still won, I'm awesome
level's called subway rampage
"Yo Susan! they got Nuggetz @ McD's 4 only 50 cents!"
what is happening?
Oh God I'm sorry
Jesus!
It's my first day!
I don't know how this works
Donuts
I want donuts (me 2)
'scuse me
fuck
sorry
comin' through
hey, we made it, it's McDonald's
*victory sound*
did I get my McNuggets?
"Harpoon Dodge"?
don't mind if I do
oh, it's one of these
OK
UHHHH
Go Pete
Yeah! Dodging all the harpoons
what up?
hwa oh, Jesus
I'm still alive!
fucka you! harpoon
oh God one harpoon left, SHIT!
oh balls
oh me nads!
and it pinned me to the ground, GREAT!
my face!
hwo
yeah!
ouch
get- aaaoahh no!
don't I'm fine, I'm fine
I just have a huuuge member (take notes fanfic writers)
that's fine
still alive
oh my god
flips are the key to this
flips are- ohh
right on the top of me noggin
flips
for dayz
I'm still alive
not so alive
up
flip
keep on-a flippin' (keep on-a dancin')
a-ah-ahh
it pinned my ass to my face
can't hit me
a-ah-aah-aahh
hwaa
dodged the first one
dodged the second
smack your face
off the ground and die
*clapping* good job!
dar win award please?
you have a harpoon in ya but that's fine
you're still alive, you've- you've been
you've been through worse
uah
*laughs*
'freeze wall' oh I'm so good at these
I got all the tactics for these
ahh, balls'd it up
*laughs*
balls'd it up instantly
what you gotta do, you gotta
fuckin' wheelie and then knock them over
fuckin' serious?!
squeeze
Billy, get off
Billy get off and help
bonk
and a
bonk
doin' it
I'm doin' it
oah
so freeze wall master
ohh!
I got to do these a little differently
uhhh
just like that
just like Momma taught ya
BILLY!
you lost some arms
it's fine
you don't need 'em
just BOSS your way through this
boss 'em out of your way
boss them
out of your way
don't be stuck
oohh you badger
fuck it
could I squeeze?
squeeze you bitch!
you don't need legs!
yes dad
yes! shit
it's OK, we're fine
what's happening?
I'm doin' it
stupidly
I'm broken
I don't know what happened
oh, well that's just great
"slow motion dinner"
this isn't dinner
there needs to be food for it to be dinner
this is just, slow-motion death
grab the table, grab the table
Santa, you fat bitch!
yes!
*victory sound*
*growling*
grab the table, now use it, use it!
yes!
*victory sound*
that doesn't feel very satisfactory
*Willy's death remix*
what a tune!
"EXTREME BOTTLE RUN 2' aye?
OK, let's see who's the best at this!
Go Billy!
OH, Jesus balls that's fast
hey Billy, you wanna be a little
safer, BILLY!
where'd you go, little boy?
oh, I lost my one and only son!
7.5 seconds
"epic spike fall"
we'll just see about that
we'll see how good your spike fall is
when we put Steve up to it
*victory sound* *boom* nothin'
ain't nothin' stopping Steve
"Spike Fall v2"
Steve, you're up again
do it buddy
do it pal!
*sound of Steve dying* oh
oh I could not caught that any closer
that has to be it
*sound of Steve dying*
no?
how fuckin' far does it go up?
ah, I can just choose any character I want
that makes sense
Steve isn't the guy that's supposed to be doing it
Billy and Bobby
*victory sound* oh yeah
that's not as fun though
"99% impossible"
let's just see about that
whoo!
*Pete's annoying cries of pain*
I almost did it first try
I'm still alive technically
I just can't get off this
flips are key
*boom* oh!
oh, oohh, oooohhh!
*Jack's interesting shriek*
I had that!
houp
and over-er-er
up, over
fuck it!
hwe
yes, yes
*oe my leg*
come on
technically my body is across the finish line
that's a bunch of bullshit!
I can do this
I can do this, I have the skills
I didn't even mean to do that
can I fall back down?
nope, just death awaits me
careful x3
oooohhh
if I go a little bit closer
oh no!
you OK?
*victory sound*
*weird laugh*
that's how you do it!
rope swing, let's go Steve
ooooooohhhhhhh
fuck
you're not Segway Steve anymore,
you're spiderman Steve
look at these sexy moves
uuucck
swing, keep the momentum going
into a ball, flips for days
you're such a gymast
and you're dead
haha
oh no
grab it
ah man!
grab it, grab it Steve
not the spikes
perfect Steve
nice
*fake laughs*
yes!
oh, nice one Steve
I love you!
gra- grabbb the things
*meditating*
*more meditating*
yeah buddy
STTEEEEEVVVEEEE!
slam dunk!
oh God I mssed the ball
slam dunk to myself
haha
grab the ball x3
*victory sound* oh yeah!
Michael Jordan what?
KOBE!!
*victory sound* hahaha
oh I'm gonna be a basketball player, screw YouTube
"slam dunk soccer mix"
hold space then hit this button and release
Ah you're one of these, OK
bonk!
sucked! bonk!
ah come on!
sh- blonk!
yes, yes ,yyeeessss
good job, thank you!
Billy? oh!
this is a car quiz for logos
I know these, I can do this
"Audi"
or, not Audi, fuckin' BMW
I was just sayin' what I saw
this is BMW
this is Rolls Royce
obviously
why would Subaru or Bentley have double Rs
that's a Mitsubishi
I know that one anyway
hwe
oh, you're not Lamnorghini
are you Pontiac?
Pontiac YES!
haha! you're Lexus
because you're an "L" hehe
auummmm
I don't know what this logo is
I-I think this logo is part 2?
*victory sound* OK, I win! haha
I actually know my car logos
that could've been longer though
oh hey look it's balls!
I LOVE BALLS!!
*sound of effort*
kill Justin Bieber
haha
kill him in one shot!
die Billy!
yes! no no
NO!
technically ya didn't kill me
technically I'm still alive
can I get the sword out my back?
first ball win
oh god
where'd that go?
"HELP"
thank you
"WIN"
fuck
oh sorry
"WIN" x2
"WIN"!!!
*victory sound* yeah! good job Steve
Oh my God there's somethin' in my eye!
can you see?
right there
no?
OK
OK, now this time I'm on top rated this week
and look there's a "Jacksepticeye Quiz"
Oh yes
the jacksepticeye its staring into your soul
"Hi, Kingdomderp here the creator of this map"
"i would like to say tat i am kinda new to mapmaking"
that's OK
"so could you please rate fairly"
that's in the black, you don't put black on black
"What is jacksepticeyes real name?"
it is Sean!
I'm gonna be so good at this
I'm gonna pass my own quiz
if I don't that's really bad
"what is his intro?"
top of the mornin' to ya laddies
"hey whats going on doods"
that's a boring intro
"what does he like playing more?"
oh no!
you fell into that by mistake
you big Segway bitch!
go fall into horror this time
fall into horror, horror, yes!
"who should i make a quiz on next?"
aaa, poodiepie
sorry Toby
*victory sound* yay!
I know a lot about myself
well, three questions
oh! you got a bit of a bottle run goin' on, do ya?
well look who's playing it!
the boss of bottle runs!
which is not me apperently hahaha
go, go, go Billy
Go Billy, yes!
I love you Billy!
oh yeah!
go!
goooo!
*victory sound* yeah!
we just made it!
oooh a "Mystery Ball Throw"
what u got for me?
go! "NOTHING" OK, that's good
that's better than dying
that's not!
*boom* o-o-ohhh
OK, go!
aw, no!
worst part is I don't know where the deaths were!
there's the same one
"HELP" yeah!
*sounds of Steve crushed* *victory sound*
that didn't, well that did help
OK, so that helped
it blocked off the deaths
some of them fell into the deaths
it killed me and I won anyway
that was mind blowing!
bottle run hard
ha
I laugh in your bottle's faces
let's go Billy!
or you can fall off cuz you're slowing me down
nooooo!
fine, Billy get off my fuckin' bike
see ya later Billy you little bitch
go go, noo!!
Billy, you're falling off straight away
see ya later Billy!
Billy fucked me up, it's all Billy's fault
fine, stay on my bike this time
but don't be a little bitch
don't slow me down
don't slow me down Billy!
*victory sound* yes!
and I lost Billy at the same time
ha!
'Press "z" to eject.'
'Grab that idiot.'
'Kill him!
'Have fun.'
will
fuckin' do!
come here bitch!
aww
it wasn't even a slam
I just literally decapitated him!
come here, come here
I'm gonna make you my bitch!
OK, pulled your head off again
apparently I'm the decapitating master
o-o-o-ohh
did you see that?
that was like a suplex kind of thing
or somethin'
or piledriver
I don't fuckin' know what the name of them are
slam dunk!
yeah!
i like slam dunks they're fun! *victory sound*
haha fuck my face
OK, so don't lose your head this time
aw, you forgot the ball
grab the ball x3
there you go, attaboy
*victory sound* yeah!
perfect slam dunk!
KOBE!!
hard spikefall, HA!
I laugh in your face
"PUSH THIS"
kill Billy
die Billy!
holy Balls!!
here we go x3
straight away
first shot
one-shot Jack
u-u-uoh
I can do it x3
I can't
tha- that's the septic tactic
septactic
ahh!
that's too no,
too far x3
uish
is that it? x2
that's it! *victory sound*
that's the one
that's her
yeaya
K, well that does it for this episode of Happy Wheels
Oh My God my throat is on fire right now
recordin' this for 40 minutes and then
another 30 minutes
that is a lot of shouting for Happy Wheels
anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed it
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
If you liked it
punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS
and
and high-fives all around
*wapsh* *wapsh*
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
in the next video!
Outro Song by "Teknoaxe" called "I'm everywhere"
oh my god I did that all by myself
but that's fine
it was fun
and I'm not deaf yet
anyways, continuing on the actual video
*audio playing from the FNAF vid*
Outro Song by "Teknoaxe" called "I'm everywhere"
nice, and calm
oh yeah
oh, just breathe it out
oh